>cloudy Sunday with nothing to do in London
>wake up feeling fat due to yesterday's junk food
>see multiple Staceys and qts nearby which makes.me feel my subhuman ugly betaness
>everything seems like it should lead to an awful day
>did 6 exercises from SICP and feel fulfilled
In contrast with yesterday when I read more of bleeding edge. I know deep down that reading is a consumerwhore activity marketed as something fulfilling by academics and publishing companies aiming to fool the pseud masses
Lived in/near a student area with parents until graduating uni in 2015, STEM degree. Temporary warehouse job there. Other minor part time jobs since then. Not originally from London, didn't study there. Home city population ~200k (most likely Slough). Moved to London after March 2017, hence the increased posts (some date back to 2015)
Interning a government job in an open plan office, living in a flat 20-30 minutes commute from the centre (£26k p/a wage)
Lives an easy distance from McDonald's, Gym & Tesco where he gets more junk food.
Owns or owned a car.
Wears glasses
Areas often visited: Hyde Park, Aldgate East, Camden town, Notting hill Gate, Shoreditch, University of London (fits with the short commute, probably less than 30 minutes as he'll return home briefly for minor things). Generally anywhere in Zone 1.
Camden most commonly visited area, after Notting Hill.
"Notting hill carnival nearby" - NHG most likely local station, but unconfirmed. If "sitting around my favourite station" means actually inside, then less likely. If it means in the general vicinity, then still possible. Shepherd's Bush? (vicinity to NHG, contains shops/cafes). Cost of living is unrealistic for 26k in these areas, but he often borrows money from parents
Regular use of both (Polish) brothels & escorts.
"Apart from having sex with prostitutes I've never done anything with girls, not even flirted. I have a normal westernised accent and grew up here but I have middle eastern parents. I'm fine with my height and all that stuff but I probably have an ugly face (it varies from 2 to 6 out of 10 depending on whether I'm looking in a mirror or taking a picture of myself etc)."
user speculates that he lives around Shoreditch due to income/rent levels, as well as mentions of Aldgate East. This contradicts his surprise at seeing AE when visiting, familiarity would have prevented this. Therefore maybe Ladbroke Grove/Latimer Road sort of way, in a shared flat in an ex-council block. It's possible he got very lucky with a flat in one of the ex council blocks near there. There's only a few, Nottingwood House and Winterbourne House. Matches with Tesco (express) and a nearby Gym but McDonald's is a bit of a trek from there. There is a McD and a Starbucks right by NHG.
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Not OP but a lot of this fits me, another London user.
>(most likely Slough)
the Slough of Despond, alas!
Good job. We have to hunt this faggot down. I live near Shoreditch as well, would love to get my hands on him
Wow, you should kill yourself immediately
Wow we have a spastic ready to join the tough guy crew here!
The car was his mother's, when he lived at home
Hey! I kind of like this guy! Live and let live..
thanks
he's a civil servant, and probably studied political science or management
get your hands on a tit first and then try getting in fights, faggot
all good stuff for the file
I'm pretty sure he once said he walked to work, which was in Vauxhall.
more info:
>I have one of those cushy govt grad jobs. They are quite variable in how cushy they are. My current one is quite cushy but I will move jobs soon. I get paid around 30k and work 10-6 each day normally. after tax/pension/student loan take home of around 1750 a month. So you can rent a room in a half decent place and have money for books and beer, but you won't be able to rent your own place and will never be able to afford to buy in london.
Link? That is walking distance of NHG/SB but accessible on the underground too if you can't be arsed to walk.
why are you guys being mean?
That was a while back. New post:
>OP you are right. 40 hours isn't nothing, like some people claim it is. My commute was only 30 minutes, my job 9-5, and i felt the same way. I still work the same job but barely go in to the office because I have no work to do (I'm an intern). Today I arrived at 1 pm, left at 4 pm and most of that was lunch. Obviously as someone with any seniority at all, that would not be possible. I also work a government job.
There is never "nothing to do" in London. The problem is entirely in your limited imagination. Get down the Green Note in Camden and have some beers and listen to a jug band; maybe a bit of jazz in Soho or go and wander around the South Bank or take in the Basquiat exhibition at the Barbican. Or get out on the Heath or Primrose Hill to blow the cobwebs away, then go to a lively bar for an hour or two. Or just take your Bleeding Edge and go and read it on a bench somewhere scenic outside your bedsit if you must (and why aren't you grinning ear to ear just at the prospect of reading that?).
Just fucking liven yourself up, get involved and put a smile on your face for once.
That and the Vauxhall mentions was posted in Dec 2014 which doesn't fit with the graduating in 2015 timeline.
Can you fuck off already
Stop bullying the London user! He brings more personality to this board than your autistic screeching about "getting your hands on him", or your shitposting in other threads. Get a life, maggots.
He has an engineering degree, though. He's mentioned that several times over the years
I hate lazy autists, guys is pretentious too while having absolutely 0 reasons for it
Why don't you fuck off? This isn't your safe space, faggot. No one forced you to read user's adventures, or, to be more precise, the lack of them.
more:
>You are 90 % judged on what university you went to. My one was ranked in the world's top 150 (I only chose it because it was nearest to me) and I still feel like a prole who has been branded as an idiot.
>My engineering degree was just introductory maths and physics and chemistry class plus a load of stamp collecting brain-dead corporate wagecuck training courses.
Find out which college he's talking about. Make it align with the time line. Find the class
>pretentious
Nothing more pretentious than resorting to this word, buddy. This thread is the highlight of user's day, and you're trying to ruin it. Is it the highlight of your day, too? Don't hate, appreciate. Or ignore, if you're getting triggered.
>hate
Autist detected.
>autists
Brainlet detected, get a fucking dictionary you illiterate spastic. Do you use this buzzword in every shitpost you type, or irl too?
Whether he was working or at uni in 2014 it doesn't really help locate him right now.
>Autist detected.
>Brainlet detected, get a fucking dictionary you illiterate spastic. Do you use this buzzword in every shitpost you type, or irl too?
pottery
I knew you'd be impressed
This actually is the highlight of your day too, huh. Are you getting an adrenaline rush from thinking about encountering the London user in some alley? This would make a fine short story
You could cross-reference top 150 universities with ones with campuses near Slough but I wouldn't put too much weight on it; I only suspect Slough on the grounds that it's the only ~200k population town listed with a high ethnic mix. It's a probability, not a definite.
Get some help, user
>Are you getting an adrenaline rush from thinking about encountering the London user in some alley?
Yes
Your life isn't any better than his, then. Slit your wrists
Just wait till I get a hold of you, pencil neck
are you implying OP should slit his wrists, too?
harsh
I'm sitting on some chairs right now outside the old bailey, sipping a caffe Nero latte. Come get me faggot.
How is this Veeky Forums related? At least put some effort into describing your shitty life instead of spamming the same shit over and over again.