How'd he get pass the age line Veeky Forums?

Illusionz
Illusionz

How'd he get pass the age line Veeky Forums?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
It was Mad Eye Moody that put his name in, did you even finish the book, or is 700 pages too much for you? I think you should go back to plebbit.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
K

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
Be honest, you didn't even finish the book. This board has gone to shit lately.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
we have gone from people who read Harry Potter to people who can't even finish Harry Potter

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Booteefool
you read an entire harry potter-book, and youre calling HIM plebbit?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@haveahappyday
In your lifetime, Veeky Forums will have made the transition to people who find comprehending Harry Potter books difficult to a Finnegans Wake degree
The outside world will STILL be even plebbier

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@GoogleCat
I fail to see the contradiction.
He wasn't even able to finish an entry level work of literature. Long? Sure. But not if you actually care about literature. And if he can't make it to the finish line on something like HP4 I can't see how he'll be able read (much less comprehend) something of comparable length (and greater difficulty) like LoTR.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
you completed a work of fiction
lol fgt
welcome to idiocracy

Supergrass
Supergrass

@GoogleCat
we were all kids once bro. I feel terminally distant from the potter books now but im encylopedic on their plots and characters.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Illusionz
I'm pretty sure Bugs put it in for him, but I'd have to read the book again to be sure.

5mileys
5mileys

@Evil_kitten
wow watch out for the carrots (or whatever the meme is)

takes2long
takes2long

@Evil_kitten
What? There's literally no way Bugs bunny is in this book.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
@takes2long
Yeah, Harry bewitched a swarm of ants to carry the paper into the goblet for him.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Hermione sucked him off and swallowed before every event (yeah, Rowling kept those parts out). This gave him the confidence needed to win.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
And Harold Bloom's like: Ohhhh these books have no literary merit.
Who gives a fuck about literary merit when you have Hermione Granger sucking your soul out through your dick?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
Harold Bloom is massive fag. He's mad harry gets more pussy than he does.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
I'm feeling bad today because the Indians lost the series. The Yankees did not win. The Indians lost.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
Who are the Indians?

Is that a sports team... *grins*

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperWish
My dear boy, my dear boy, you should be reading Dante, you should be reading Hart Crane. My dear boy.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
They are SUPPOSED to be. Sometimes I wonder.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@DeathDog
Live forever, my friend.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

reading is gay and for nerds. fuck you virgins. I'm going back to /b/

Nojokur
Nojokur

How to read harry potter as an adult?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@AwesomeTucker
Dont think about it too much (unless you're a philosopher)

farquit
farquit

@TalkBomber
harry potter and the goblet of fire is a more complex work than finnegan's wake on every level but the lexical level.

Methnerd
Methnerd

this thread is a nightmare

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Emberfire
Holy shit.
Is Hermione a dementor that steals your soul by stealing your precious semen?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methnerd
i hope bloom dies soon

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Flameblow
If trips then your wish will be granted tomorrow.

eGremlin
eGremlin

We don't have to shit on people for reading easy stuff. I, being a brainlet, often turn to easier material.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Harry Potter is a pathetic waste of time,
Why are you reading that shit?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Skullbone
Deep down shes one of those really rebellious chicks who wouuld rather ride or die b4 bearing a single child. she comes off as a classic woman, full of sentimental nonsense, deeply desiring a child more than anything else, but really shes hard rida bitch nigga girl

Spamalot
Spamalot

@takes2long
You need to use advanced hermeneutics to see him but he's definitely there.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Flameblow
t. DFW

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BinaryMan
I DONT ENJOY SOMETHING SO NEITHER SHOULD YOU

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