American "salad"

american "salad".

I see some green in there.

fuck off /v/

Does anyone actually eat just egg salad by itself? I've only ever seen it used as pic related.

I spread it on crackers.

You mean egg salad? That's pretty slavic you know. Enjoy with rye bread, onion/leak and pickle.

>reddit gerkins
no

british "sandwich".

i gotta leak for ya
the reddit meme has gone farther than anyone every could have imagined, just fucking stop

What's that mayo salad with all the boiled eggs and potato? My mom used to make it all the time.

>>reddit gerkins
...What?

Cold slaw

Its not a McChicken so its reddit. Get with the times

>tfw love a good coleslaw
>tfw insane faggots try to make it sweet

Potato & egg salad

this was on dr.phil

although nanna says she only uses 4 tablespoons, her gandaughter says she uses a whole jar of mayonnaise

belgian "fries".

Needs more celery and garlic, and the potato to egg ratio is kinda screwey- it's should be about an egg for every potato, if you've got 5 fucking pounds of potatoes and six eggs you might as well not have any eggs. Sweet relish is gross, you should dice cornichons instead.
Was Dr, Phil busting their balls over this making them fat? Potato salad isn't that bad, it's mostly a good summertime stand in for the big starchy portion of your meal because it's nice to eat cold foods when it's hot, can't be too much worse for you than a baked potato. If you eat a pound of potato salad you're a fat fuck, but otherwise you're fine.

how's american Potatoe salad like?
is it made up of 1/4 mayonnaise too?

Rotating between dipping in 'chup and mayo is the way to eat your fries.

1/4 is way too much.
Usually I'll also make it into a better dressing consistency by mixing it with white wine vinegar, also when I add they grey poupon, paprika, and cracked black pepper. When it's viscous/pourable I add about 1 part that mixture to 6 parts dry salad components.

I think the tradition came from the midwestern German immigrants.

>how's american Potatoe salad like?
It's the same shit that gets made in Europe.

u mean potato, oil, vinegar and mustard?

Sometimes we make that one too, put some chives or green onions in that shit, it's even better.

We don't make it with mayo or eggs in our family. Ours simply has potatoes, some chopped smoked bacon or ham, sauted onion, and is dressed with a beef or chicken broth that has a touch of mustard, apple cider vinegar, safflower oil and garnished with green onion.

See:

sounds nice

It's good stuff. It gets served hot, too, not cold.

American """""""""""""""""""""tradition"""""""""""""""""""""""

Milkshakes are a tasty treat. They are bad for you- you should only have about four per year, but what the fuck is wrong with you if you honest to god don't enjoy a creamy chilly drink on a sweltering day?
Malteds are even better.

You sure about that?

Seems awfully british to me, dude.

Butt-blasted Yuropoor

>a sweet only offered for one month out a year
Yeah that's so fucking awful. Way worse than deep-fried eggs wrapped in sausage.

That shit's probably in Australia...

>pavlova McFlurry
The fuck? Wouldn't meringue just dissolve in a flurry?

No clue, dude, I don't eat that shit. McDonalds is for niggers....and brits and ausfalians, apparently.

had one of these the other day
someone told me they were just vanilla milk shakes with green food coloring
this shit had a disgusting mint flavor

I don't trust fast food with something as delicate as mint, usually has to be fresh to be good, though I do like the odd Peppermint Patty.

>obsession

obeseion

Get your head in a toilet and inhale