Be me

>Be me
>Be me in itself
>Aristotle waddles over and lectures me on physics
>I think it's fucking amazing, the best work of Western being
>Dasein.jpg
>Be inspired by the Greeks to abandon stupid monastic life for the literary lifestyle
>Become Rector of Freiburg and position myself as the architect of the new intellectualism in Germany
>Be more redpilled than the redpilled Party
>Get to own STEMfaggots by lecturing on their own field
>I fuck Arendt on the side, qt Khazar gf, feels vundarbar.webm
>See that faggot Sartre release Being and Nothingness
>'Nothingness' lol
>I should have got the Wahrmacht to rat him out of the countryside when we invaded France tbqh dasein
>My work is overshadowed by Sartre in France
>Sohn einer Hündin!
>Eventually, the praise around the French 'existentialists' wears off and my work comes back, influencing this Algerian Jew called Derrida
>Derrida goes on to destroy all of western society
>I destroyed the West when I was going to create a new nation of philosopher-super-citizens

My phizzog when

Please read Heidegger and Derrida instead of posting shite threads

based derrida

hidegear is a pseud

>get completely destroyed by frankfurt school

mine pucci

Very good post OP, I hope you keep working on that

>be Heidegger
>read Nietzsche
>barely understand him and call him a metaphysician
>rush and publish your first philosophical work for money even though it is incomplete

>Heidegger barely understood N

>you will never carry Martin Heidegger around in your pocket to bring out at dinner parties to stimulate conversation

>Heidegger
more like high nigger

>Derrida goes on to destroy all of western civilization
when is this meme gonna end? Stop posting here Peterson

This is what happens when you teach americans about relativism

“What I don’t understand must be the Devils’/Jewish/Illuminati at work”

t. Amerimutts

I wish he did

I intended it to be satire, but it seems nearly everyone here is a literal sperg.

most people picked up on it im pretty sure
I liked the greentext OP

I'm 1/4 Czech, 1/4 german 1/4 irish, 1/4 british though?

I blame /pol/ for shitting the board constantly

give us a break. We're the only other board that actually reads. This is where I come when there aren't any interesting threads on /pol/

Infographs are not literature

Lmao

we have feelings too you know

>This is where I come when there aren't any interesting threads on /pol/
ffs

"Mein Kampf" is not an infograph.
Tfw recently read "Die Geächteten" by Ernst von (((Solomon))). It was okay.

>only other board that actually reads
That would be Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums and /out/. Not to mention that /tv/, Veeky Forums and even /b/ users are on average much more well read than poltards.
>us
>we
You should go back to t_d and kill yourself anyways.

you don't crosspost from those boards I hope