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Snarelure
Snarelure

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSdOqBF7pWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bucIvQarfLk
TurtleCat
TurtleCat

The scary book iz scary lole!!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Snarelure
If books did this
more kids would read books

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Snarelure
tfw I actually almost shat myself when I saw this as a kid and was scared to open books for weeks

TechHater
TechHater

Unsurprising to see such lackluster CGI from one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime

it's from a video?
I thought it was just a picture LOL!
what is it from?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PurpleCharger
video

its from a movie you ingrate. a great movie at that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSdOqBF7pWo

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@PurpleCharger
It's from Caligula

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
That image shill makes me physically cringe

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Inmate
well then go back to r*ddit

Methnerd
Methnerd

@LuckyDusty
infallible

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
That list is literally a Reddit list.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Firespawn
It has Hypersphere on it, dumbass.
There was an actual list with most of those books on it, but over the years people edited it to switch them around to random tiers.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Firespawn
you are literally a r*ddit migrant and you need to go back

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

holy shit

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Snarelure
LMFAO tbqh

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TechHater
/tv/thread/90208210#p90208355
/tv/ had the better post 2bh

Methshot
Methshot

@New_Cliche
Hypersphere

hahahahaHAHAHAHAh
what a joke

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RumChicken
/tv/thread/90208210#p90208355

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Snarelure
I read it, I found the author to be too preachy.
He kept going on and on about some unforeseen terror.
What a faggot am I right?
I can't be the only one who actually read this book.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Snarelure
This happens every time I buy a second hand book, holy shit, I'm getting fed up with all these magician pranksters

DeathDog
DeathDog

When did you realize that Digital Sincerity was the next big thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bucIvQarfLk

TechHater
TechHater

yeah I mean it looks cool but it is annoying as fuck to read when they do this

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TechHater
They're on discount though.
If I buy some reading glasses will it help me cope?

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken
fucking kill yourself reddit tourist. /tv/ is the absolute worse board on Veeky Forums filled with witless tryhard underage memer and blatant shills

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

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