So I don't get it. These don't taste amazing nor are they distinct in any way. Why is every losing their shit for these...

It's pretty much all fat. Which works for keto, though.

Isn't that bitter and starchy?

>omega oils
>vitamins
>minerals
>helps mellow out spicy flavors

Not just "fat"

don't forget the fiber and potasium

>you can pretty much make anything instantly healthy by just adding it on
>adding something healthy to a meal makes it healthy
That's still a retarded statement

I probably should've just said bananas, because think they pretty similar to avacodos. Just less sugary and more fatty.
With all of these attributes

>That's still a retarded statement

Not as retarded as flyover education.

Retarded is believing in the concept of a flyover land and excluding the opinions and voices of anyone who resides in that imaginary region. Particularly after their voices were heard at the last federal election. The one that you city soyboys lost, remember?

>Particularly after their voices were heard at the last federal election. The one that you city soyboys lost, remember?
Cute little fedora edge here. Conservatives are getting fucked in 2018.

>Particularly after their voices were heard at the last federal election.
Gerrymandering and broken electoral college. Flyover fucks were outnumbered by the millions.

Like 2.7 million Mexicans

Moral of the story avocado is fucking stupid and California should be nuked

/thread

OP is literally retarded.

Mexican-Americans are every bit as American as your inbred ass

Imagine getting triggered by a culinary vegetable

Flyover fucks are always outnumbered by the millions that's why the founding fathers had the foresight to add the electoral college in the Constitution. Otherwise we would have been Facists before the turn of the last century.

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>He thinks they are people.
You do comedy?

But we have a fascist in the white house right now, who was voted in by fascists.

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She. Veeky Forums is majority female.

If we wanted to be fascists, you know it, boyo

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Are you assuming xir gender?

Trump has dementia. Mentally ill president. Good job

Take this shit to /pol/ this thread is for avocados and should not be sullied with politics but he was democratically elected mostly by people who actually showed up to vote if you want to make sure he doesn't get re elected energize Dems to actually go to the polls next time

OP avocados are great in general
>Good fats
>Filling
>Avo and sour cream is easily one of the best breakfasts in the world
I agree $10 is too much for eggs, avocado and toasted bread

>Mentally ill president
So he represents the democrats perfectly. What's your gripe?

I'm not saying they shouldn't be eaten I;m saying I don't get the hype behind them. Why so many people are so proud of eating them.

So they aren't?

>so many people proud of eating them

Find 5 people like this

Friendly reminder that avacados are fruit butter and are otherwise nutritionally empty. Dont troll yourself into thinking its more than fat.

Just look through facebook/twitter/instagram dont be retarded.

I assume it's a status symbol thing like Topo Chico and Voss water being able to afford to over pay for something shows you have cash to blow, those are brands but avo toast a trendy thing so it's similar just not under a logo of a particular company.

I don't disagree with calling it fruit butter but not all fats are essential nutritients and avocados are high in the good ones along with vitamins C and K they are not as good as say citrus fruits but they are decent sources

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Because you can add salt, pepper, chili, garlic, onion, tomato or a multitude of other ingredients. It compliments salmon and tuna perfectly in sandwiches and is just overall fantastic. Perhaps you should be such a giant fucking fag.

It's like butter without butter guilt.

They’re good with honey

Not really, it's just the usual flip-flop. And pretty much in the, already blue, oligarchy city-states.

tastes like soap, it feels like it too

The fatty grass-flavored flesh is unique to the avocado. It's a versatile and delicious food.

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who the fuck is dumb enough to pay 10$ for toast? i've literally never seen a single restaurant or cafe that charges that much for toast.
also avocado taste great and has amazing texture, you just need to add some salt

they don't even taste of anything lmao

what's up with americans writing "avacados" and "tobasco"? seriously, it's supposed to be your native language and you still suck

>Gerrymandering
Hey why don't you go and prove that it happened, because that's not only easily traceable but highly illegal and would be investigated very thoroughly.

No resources to spare senpai. Trump fucked some whore like a decade ago. We need to know for sure. Can't stop to do anything about gerrymandering or stop psychos from committing Mass murder.

Yea, JFK is weird

whats wrong with eggs

being this obsessed with "drumpof xd xd " isnt exactly a sign of good mental health either

>The fatty grass-flavored flesh
What is Olive? Coconut? Kiwi?

>$10
But bread costs $4 per loaf, and avocados are 99 cents for one of the big ones and $2 for 6 of the little ones.

Holy kek almighty

gottem

>So I don't get it.
And you never will. Now kill yourself.

I'm not sure you know what gerrymandering is. It's a basic fact that legislative districts are gerrymandered. Look at literally the first two sentences of the Wikipedia article on US gerrymandering. Idiot.

Retard.

I made a posts about the president in a conversation about politics. Does that qualify as obsession in your expert opinion?

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>I made a posts about the president in a conversation about politics

10 gbp have been transferred to your account. enjoy your tendies =)

they're 2 for a dollar, you homo

same with ur mom haha

dubs

add a small drizzle of honey, it sounds gross but it's pretty good.

I actually genuinely enjoy avocado and I often go out of my way to buy if I don't find them where I do my groceries.

They taste divine.

I think a lot of the confusion over avocados comes from people first encountering then outside of Mexico or California. I've been around the country a fair bit for work and in pretty much every other state the quality of these mysterious green eggs suffers.

I'm not saying it it should be an immediate love affair or even that everyone has to like it, but if you grow up eating these things or have a couple of good ones paired with the right dish....oh boy, you aren't going back.

Want to know why people like avocado toast, it's fucking good. Takes about a half second to prepare making it a great "holy shit I'm late for work" breakfast, and if you live in California you aren't paying out the ass for these suckers. You can find them on sale dirt cheap or if you have a tree you'll literally have more than you know what to do with.

They'll get hated on until the end of time for being associated with hipsters and California, but I highly recommend anyone who had never tried one to experiment in the golden state a bit. Make some guaq or slice it into a sammy.

theyre soooooo good
I can eat em raw
perfect with a little salt

>WE'LL WIN IN 2018
>IT'S HER TURN
>RUSSIAN MEDDLING REEEE

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FYI everytime you go to a restaurant outside of Cali and they have avocado you can pretty much guarantee that theyre mushy brown garbage avocado's because they're so fucking expensive that restaurants hate throwing them out when they go bad

>Cuckifornia
Lmaoing my ass off

But an avocado is like $0.88-2.85 (depending on type, size, season, supply).

And 2 slices of bread are like $0.10-0.95.

So we're talking $4 max.
But generally about $1.50-2.25.

Unless you're not in the Western hemisphere.
In which case, you'd be retarded to spend more than $4.

I'm from Iowa.

I've been eating avocados weekly since I was 6.
Way before hipster trash got in to it.

Straya reporting in.
There is a massive shortage of those green cunts right now so we are paying $3 a pop.
Love those cheeky green cunts but not for that price.

stop making the rest of us look bad

kek

>OP is being a faggot again.

I bet you are british.

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Totally this