Should I go up and talk to her Veeky Forums?

Should I go up and talk to her Veeky Forums?

>so you like IT?
>yeah the movie was good so i decided to read the book

You could land an AN-225 on that forehead.

people need to stop taking pictures of strangers.

No.

Dubs say you walk away.

No. That's my gf.

Ask her if you can lick her boots

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahayahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhha

no one wants to be approached by you

What you need to do is not make useless beta threads on Veeky Forums.

Who's that cutie in pink back there?

meeting girls in airports is not a great plan. interrupting girls in the middle of reading is not a great plan. this idea is both.

also

Which pink

Walk over with your phone charger in hand, sit next to her and plug your phone in to charge. Make short eye contact and smile as you do this just once. After you've settled in to your new seat, you're going to want to catch her as she flips a page. This is your opportunity to rape her.

Sit next to her and start reading. If she puts her book down, she wants to chat :)

>showing-off at the airport

gateway to vice

Yeah, tell her she looks like a try-hard bitch with those glasses and that sweater and that the fact that she's only at the beginning of a very long book, yet chooses to read it in public, is embarrassing.

With the bob cut. Looks like she's looking at you.

I'll wetdream about it tonight

Lord Almighty

This, but don't just move from your seat to one next to her. Leave for 5 or so minutes out of view, then come back and sit near her.

roll

Jesus.

>Start playing the audiobook on your phone
>Sneak up to her from behind
>Try to put your headphones on her ears
>?????
>Get shot and arrested

I'm not into grandmas

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woah mama

Tell her she'd better drink that bottle of water cause she can't take it on the plane

Will probably put the book down and be done after she gets back home

Meme of the year??

Make her our postergirl

>being into women
What are you fucking gay

>that fivehead
If Steven King has taught me anything, she probably has telepathy and has already read your mind.

Nice.

What's this old hag reading

You realize we can see your foot, OP? Looks like you have dark shoes.

I had no idea IT was that long. Is it IT and other stories?

QUICK! DOX EM!

Ulysses

No it's bretty long

>she's reading the backside now
Kino

Only one book?

Kek

You need to be clearer--what are you referring to as "it?" Why does nobody here know how to format a sentence

>start reading right next to her

Is this creepy?

Such Callipygian rondure. . . Wow

>revealing her neck
Slut

Looks like she's trying to seduce OP with a hamburger.

ID my shoes user

Why do so many women like Stephen King?

“My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or to fling you down under me on that soft belly of yours and f*ck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the open shame of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair.”

do it, faggot

butterbody?

zoo wee mama

I cannot imagine being this hard in an airport

Actually the best thread currently

Thats just called a 2/10 user

Then you shouldn't go outside fuck face. The law says you have no expectations of privacy, cry more.

you need something that doesn't scuff, like granny's boots. hers have proper support too.

bait

How new are you? This picture is at least 5 years old

But I want to be Veeky Forums

She has a husband user

then learn how to walk without scuffing your toes, you're not a ballerina princess nor rosa klebb.

Baby please

>fuck face
>no expectations of privacy
Only a mutt would talk like that, and only a mutt would think that there are not privacy laws in other countries.

if you want to be a ballerina princess, i'm definitely not your baby.

why is everyone brown? is this what america looks like?

you can take water bottles on planes lol. you're just not allowed to take them through security. once you're through security you can buy whatever food and drink for the plane you want.

Basically, yeah.

hie

i love her shoes

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LOOK AT DIS DOOD
OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

lost

That fucking post ww2 sized fanny though.

FUCKING LOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHA

Whenever I see a cute girl in this pose I always fantasise about licking her boots

doppelkeker

Based grandma

there’s one brown person and a latino-asian sitting on the far right. the brown person is airport employee, who are disproprotionately nogs and spics because its a low paying, low status, stressful job. the majority of the people in that picture are white europeans you dumb smelly animal

Why are only women reading at this airport?

some McCarthy it looks like

laughed

men are busy preventing terrorism

It's popular. Girls like popular.

While you posture on an anonymous image board

Women posture in public spaces.

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show her angry birds 2 on your phone.

Oh boy

This is actually sort of depressing. Guess I'm off to read so I'm not a complete hypocrite.

HE KILLED GRANDMA

You have shit taste, so it doesn’t matter desu

Going to need you to take that back before I get off

she comes here and sees this

she's tweeting that some creepy guy is taking pictures of her

Please don't scare me like this

she's browsing this thread.

T-Theres a girl reading.. Do you think she'll notice me if I read Infinite Jest near her?
what the hell man

Hey, I know this girl. Her name is Debby. Should I send her this thread?

do you want people taking a picture of you being an absolute autist?