Post the first word of your story in exchange for violent, bloodthirsty criticism.
Post the first word of your story in exchange for violent, bloodthirsty criticism
The
pathetic
dog
was
crawling
into
dirt
to
, niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
my
Larry painfully worked his way out from behind the upright freezer when he could no longer hear the "clump, thud, clump" of her club legged footsteps.
Sounds terrible
Peeholes
DURRRR IN MEDIA RES HURRRRR
Even
give the whole sentence, I'm curious
Gadzooks!
La
A
There
Alas
Could
Living
I'm
Nowhere
owo
what's this????
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!"
“CRASH!”
>implying
Postmodern-Neomarxists
BRAPPPPP
blood
Why would someone yell crash?
ready
*Record
Every
One fine morning in the month of May an elegant young horsewoman might have been riding a handsome sorrel mare along the flowery avenues of the Bois de Boulogne.
Las
Stately
PLUMP
Economics
Accustomed
Ream
Jews
Donald
Flanagan's
Drumpf
LATHER
Stop
ok listen here you fucking fake wanna be business major you have no fucking clue of what you are talking about and you need to stop ANYTHING involving writing and "economics"
Persepolis
it's a motif faggot
you got what you came here for, stop being a bitch and trash that rough draft you typed up on your lunch breaks
Suddenly
"Jeronimo!"
Knock
That's a name, retarded niggerlover. If you didn't fail high school, you would be aware of this fact. What you should have fucking written was the actual word that follows what you put, assuming that you have actually written a story which is doubtful (considering that you are a fool).
p.s I took your sister to bed
Rindslederergaloschenerzeugung
>niggerlover
>fail high school
Is this a coincidence?
But hey, FUCK YOU user! You bitch.
>p.s I took your sister to bed
So what? So has everyone else.
Plot twist! Turns out my sister is a whore.