time to help out the poor goobers here cuz yall aint go no clue, gonna break it down real nice
this will be the best guide ever written on how to look good, feel good, and be a conscientious consumer and better human.
im writing this because being confident in u are, knowing ur shit, being self aware is empowering and rewarding. the mod will delete this, and ill repost, but i hope it proves to many what a petty little gobshite the janitor is.
1. if ur ugly it aint gonna happen, especially if u got an ugly body. the majority of u are skinnyfat estrogenised goyim
thats why in the waywt theres so many wide hipped, knock kneed dweebs who make skinny jeans look repugnant.
how to fix? get urself some fluoride free toothpaste. dont consume products with soy in them, that means soy of any kind, compounds etc.
avoid processed food,
exercise in some form.
yoga and consistent stretches
half of the reason u losers have such horrible proportions is cuz u r all tight and hunched due to extended r9k tfw no gf sessions on the internet.
when walking lead with ur hips, ur hips and pelvis should be tucked inward, not poking out(lordosis)
reddit.com
find one for lower body as well.
2. stop being stupid, most of u cant help it because ur genetically inferior and stupid but for those on the cusp, listen up. dont come here asking inane shit like 'w2c' 'cop or not' 'hair cut advice' or any other of that goober SHIT. if u a transient browser of the board shut the fuck up and stop writing things on the internet. dont post ur face in a face rate thread, stop being so fucking pathetic.
educate urself, teach urself some cognitive processes that allow u to think like an individual and not a cornfed goy faggot. this will permeate throughout every facet of your life.
consume only quality things, whether it be literature, film, television and other forms of art.
Comprehensive guide to becoming Veeky Forums
3. niggers are shit, rap is shit, nigger culture is shit, yeezys are shit, yeezy is shit, kanye west dresses like shit, hba and all other niggercore brands are shit.
4. dont buy things retail unless you know what u r doing and why u are doing it. this especially applies to designer brands. practical clothing, 'menswear'/workwear et al esque brands, made in usa, brands with local production and history such as many of those found here:unionmadegoods.com
5. ebay/yahoo japan/rakuten/superfuture/grailed/eg-co/guyinconsignment are u friendly internet outlets with which u will transform urself from goob to great. if u access to quality thrift stores in ur area, good, utilise them.
>b-b-but pigfuck i need to try things on first.
no u dont u faggot. measure a piece of clothing that fits u in every category, apply and compare it to those given by online retailers and bam, u no longer need to buy things irl.
6. u will fuck up, u will experience buyer's remorse, thats the process, thats how u learn, dont be scared its only clothes u fag.
7. if ur poor dont justify things like h&m, zara et al u have access to better clothing at comparable prices at thrift stores and the sites listed above.
8. fast fashion is shit. fast fashion is shit. fast fashion is shit. no h&m dont have 'some nice le pieces its just hit and le miss herp le derp haha.' no u faggot, its all shit.
9. earrings of any kind are gay as fuck, shit, totally fucking gay if u have plugs or an earring remove it flagellate urself.
10. if ur about designer clothing and not just "here to learn dress good and get girls haha" then listen. there are good designers and there are bad designers. while their aesthetics differ, some are shit and some are good. it will take u time and research to ascertain which one you personally identify with. there are many resources on the internet to wit u can learn about each designers career, aesthetic, development, work etc.
these include:
stylezeitgeist.com
supertalk.superfuture.com
firstview.com
contemporaryfashion.net
11. stop fucking using 'effay' and 'Veeky Forums' as an adjective its fucking gay.
12. be a fucking man, christ, u have testicles right, stop being so fucking gay. wake up to urself, fire a gun, fuck a woman, exercise ur basic biological need to bea top fucken bloke. theres nothing wrong with being white. modern feminism is weaponised thought-manipulation.
13. little offtopic, but if u are at all curious about how the world really works: pastebin.com
personal list of fav designers:
Raf Simons 95-08
Helmut Lang
Martin Margiela(the man not the current label)
McQueen(for his women)
CCP
the second best:
issey miyake
massimo osti
Takahiro Miyashita
Dries van Noten
Ann D
Jun Takahashi pre 08
Yohji
Rei
Maurizio Altieri
Junya Watanabe
Dior and old YSL Hedi Slimane
Bless project
good:
SLP Hedi slimane
KVA
BBS
Rick owens Drkshdw
Geller
pre sell out Damir Doma
Patrick Ervell
Stephan Schneider
the viridi anne
irrelevant 'goth' derivative shit:
luc
ma+
julius
obscur
devoa
current damir doma
fallen from grace:
08-present Raf Simons
08-present Jun takahashi
cuckold shill kike tier:
rick owens
sruli recht
first half was pretty good
second half went full autism
>implying anyone gives a fuck what you think
full rick
more comprehensive guide to becoming Veeky Forums:
1. don't dress like people dress on this board
this should have been stickied the day it was made
>skinnyfat estrogenised goyim
>r9k tfw no gf
>reddit
>cornfed goy faggot
>niggers
>gay as fuck
>modern feminism is weaponised thought-manipulation.
my dude could you be more of a walking garbage fire
you are an embarrassment to humankind
Go back to pol
Epic XD
Agree, OP I'm reporting you for posting off topic
did babby get offended on his first day on Veeky Forums?
this is a guide on looking good
its more on-topic than half the garbage in the catalogue
like imagine if you posted the op text on facebook or something -- would you have the cajones? Would you show your girlfriend? your mom?? aren't embarrassed by the dumb shit you are spewing?
This is a shitty thought experiment. I wouldn't say the same things I say at my white supremacy meetings that I do during my job at CNN.
>job at CNN
lmfao
It's also not a thought experiment you imbecile all i did was recontextualize your arguments
alright cya
go away pigwog
saged and reported
Isn't this the Aussie guy who was only half white? Fuck off darkchild.
>youtube.com
>internet cyber warriors
>that shit about marriage
>art
>fucking genetic screening
>NAACP
>shit about sexual abuse
>shit about sex trafficking
fucking
excellent
>consume only quality things, whether it be literature, film, television and other forms of art
>has the diction of an autist
yeah im gonna guess you don't consume quality literature yourself, pussboy