Wearing sneakers but you don't sneak

>wearing sneakers but you don't sneak

>wearing bomber but you arent tupolev white svan

>wearing pants but you don't pant

>wearing jumper but you dont jump around

>wearing a shellsuit when you aren't a turtle
>wearing a tracksuit when you aren't a train
>wearing combat boots while not in combat
>wearing t-shirt while not drinking tea
>wearing drop crotch trousers when you dont have a collapsed pelvis
>wearing oxfords when you dont study at oxford univesity
>wearing a bomber jacket when you aren't a terrorist
>wearing a peacoat when you aren't a vegetable
>wearing loafers when you aren't bread
>wearing trench coats when you're not in WW1

>wearing a wifebeater
>with no wife to beat

>wearing hoodie but you're not in the hood

jokes on you i'm always in the hood

>wearing glasses but you aren't glass

>wearing Rick when you're not tricky

>wearing trench coats when you're not in WW1
or columbine

>wearing jeans when you don't work in a mine

Wearing trainers when you don't train

smoking but you don't inhale

>wearing tennis shoes but you don't play tennis
>wearing sunglasses when there's no one to call you their son:(

ha so I'm allowed to wear hoodies :DDD

cumskin city folk need not apply

>owning expensive clothes but never leave your room

shut up

dressing nice for anyone but yourself is pleb shit

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

>wearing beanies but you are not a beaner

>wearing boots but youre not in the millitary

>wearing vetements, when you don't even like clothes

>wearing vetements

there were no trenches in columbine

were you there?

wtf is that?

>posting here when all your fits are shit

...

>wearing dickies when you have a vagina

Kill yourself you worthless faggot.

>wearing Air Jordans when your name isn't Jordan

Eliza made it to fa
the fuck

where else was this impostor then

Someone explain to.me the fuck is this, why should I care, and why is it in every other goddamn thread

eliza (like the real one) was most known for /r9k/ posting

and how is ciara involved?

or do they just look similar or something?

>reading comprehension

>wearing levis when you aren't a gold miner

Who tf is Eliza, why do you care if someone is or isn't her. I'm not going through a hundred replies to figure that shit out just tell me

>"dressing nice for yourself"

seconded, please explain the shit now

Strait up just roasted all of Veeky Forums

>try to sneak in ann d sneakers but they always squeak

The fact that this attention whoring greasy bitch can derail any thread is fucked

WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN COAL MINES