someone tell me how to get a flat stomach right this instant
Adrian Gutierrez
eat less
Matthew Smith
get new genetics
Kayden Perez
Step 1. Eat a deficit Step 2. Step 1. Step 3. Stop when your stomach is flat.
There is no step 4.
Robert Robinson
>genetics kys, friend.
Dominic Bailey
why do you have two belly buttons.
Liam Moore
Skip breakfast and dinner. eat a good sized lunch.
Blake Wilson
>he only has one also, scar
Elijah Harris
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Carson Ward
Think of it as a process more than a quick fix. Eat less than your TDEE and intermittent fast.
Parker Young
ok I think I will start a 1200 calorie diet and do cardio 3 times a week to try to slim my stomach down.
Jordan Gutierrez
This is shitty advice. Count your calories and eat whenever you want as long as you get to your goal and not over it in a 24 hour span. Some of us like to eat late and I am one of those, only because I like to go to be decently sated. When you eat has no effect on weight or metabolism.
Nolan Parker
You don't have to do cardio. Just eat less. :^)
Aaron Howard
cardio would definitely help natural flat/smooth stomach here, and whenever I start running regularly stomach starts to show slight starts of ab definition
Connor Turner
No, this is how you make it through the day user. Go to sleep early, wake up as late as possible, eat only in the middle of the day with a light snack from lunch to bed.
Jose Hernandez
Some of us have a healthy relationship with food and don't have to be asleep to not put food in our mouths. Unless you're talking like a 300 calorie daily goal you are being ridiculous tbqhwyfam
Brayden Diaz
Running is no better at facilitating weight loss than simply eating less. It will give you definition but he said flat tummy not toned tummy.
David Myers
I fucking love tea.
Thomas Anderson
Well if you can stay up later fine. In high school I got up at 4:10 in the morning for XC and didn't eat until lunch (kms) and hardly ate dinner. You won't have a slightly protruding belly that way. >there are better ways to get a flat stomach but this way takes the path of least effort
Adrian Ortiz
here it's kind of wet because i just showered Yeah, I know. I don't know if I really care enough to do anything about it however, and I really like biking so that's me
Camden Torres
reminder if your thigh circumference isn't in the teens you aren't thinspo.
Nolan Butler
is oatmeal = porridge? I'm from the uk and i keep reading oatmeal in all these meal plans but no idea wtf oatmeal is.
Nathan Rogers
Yeah pretty much. If you get porridge made from oats then it's oatmeal.
Cameron Allen
Porridge is made primarily of oats here too. I think you just call it oatmeal because you always have dumb names for things in the states. It's oats and it's also a meal so let's just call it: Oatmeal! Wew!
Evan Ramirez
We have a beautiful simplicity that you could never understand.
Kayden Moore
Does mint tea really help reduce hunger?
Aiden Reyes
yes, reduces bloating as well
Adrian Sanders
were you stabbed earlier in your life?
Cooper Brooks
in my experience, no. I've got a bunch of dried peppermint that i like to drink as tea and it is not even a little bit comparable to the appetite supression that I get with english breakfast.
Jeremiah Perry
Reminder
Jace Anderson
Any tea helps me reduce hunger tbqh.
Kayden Ortiz
Same. I tried mint tea, and I tried bacon, eggs, sausage, backed beans, black pudding, and toasted bread.. and the latter worked better.
Liam Watson
lol epic XD
Brayden Ramirez
thanks xDDDD
James Price
A meal, as in ground edible portion of a grain, like oats - an oat meal, if you will. Wonder where the name oatmeal came from...
Lincoln Jones
yes lol
Benjamin Wright
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Elijah Thomas
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James Brown
Too bad she dressed like a thug. It doesn't suit her frame.
Brody Cruz
is that pumpkin spice? (not the drink she is having, but the cam whore)
Kayden Edwards
who /pearshaped/ here? >hipbones and ribcage starting to become visible >thighs and hips still as thick as ever Why even live?
Justin Murphy
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Ryder Brown
>realize i started eating shit again and stopped drinking water >see this thread god thank you so much i noticed i was getting fat and i was almost at my goal ugh thank you so much! also any tips to not piss every 20 mins if i have alot of water daily
Brandon Foster
Does your belly form creases or slabs when sitting? If yes, keep fasting. Also, big bone hips are part of 'muh genetic' myth.
Carson Adams
Wear a diaper
Jose Evans
When you first start drinking a bunch of water, you have to piss all the time. But after a while your body gets used to it and you piss more normally. It will still be more frequent then if you drank none, but it won't be annoyingly often.
Easton Wright
I'm so hungry
Connor Young
user, everyone's stomach creases when they sit. It's how bodies work. And it's not part of the "muh genetic" thing at all, some people have wider-set hips (or shoulderblades, or ribcages) which is how come there are overweight people with visible collarbones. Bodies do have shapes (shapes, not fat being falsely described as a "shape") and/or carry weight differently.
Mason Jackson
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Justin Nelson
More feeding tubes = more love for fetus.
Aiden Foster
>holidays are over so now i'm back on the grind I started at 5'11 at 170lbs, and right before the holidays I hit 150. The holidays ended and now I'm at around 155, any tips for getting back into it without fucking up your body? I'm going back into cal restriction with some light daily jogging, but I haven't really lost anything in the past few weeks.
Samuel Price
ilu frof
Jonathan Long
Everyone's stomach creases when they sit... Also, hipbone shape is very much genetic, just like some people have broader shoulders, or how men have typically narrower hips than women do.
I'm pear shaped too. The worst is when you look incredibly bony on the top half and normal on the bottom. I can't wear any tight dresses either because even if I find one that fits, my body looks freakin' odd.
Nicholas Long
Any tips for finding more mealspo? I want to get a list of stuff for each meal that I can pick from to reach target cals.
Parker Brown
Vegetables are good to eat for staying thin, so let's talk about our favorite veggies, especially green ones.
I fucking love brussel sprouts. Recently my dad showed me how to fry them in just a little bit of butter or oil, just long enough to brown them, and it makes them taste sweet and delicious.
Another vegetable I like to eat is spinach, mostly in spinach salads because that's what's available in the cafeteria salad bar. It's raw there, but I'd prefer it cooked.
What are your favorite veggies to eat?
Nolan Rogers
eatthismuch.com I think they also have an app. You plug in daily calories and it generates a meal plan. It even works for calorie counts
Hunter Parker
Baby bok choy is definitely my favourite and you can have it steamed and it's still delicious. You just have to be careful not to overcook it! I usually have it seasoned with some crushed garlic. I also love onions and bell peppers. Red bell peppers are the absolute best.
Jace Wood
I think it's Sarah Marie Karda. Not sure though.
Adrian Johnson
Yeah it's her. @sarahmariekardax
Isaiah Martinez
I recently discovered water cress, its pretty delicious in soups
Landon Taylor
I doubt anyone cares but this is a dream I had after one week of fasting
>enroll in a class; it's in a church >get there early and sit down at one of the pews in the back because I'm a sperg >black guy sits next to me >he has slightly nasty dreadlocks that haven't been tended to in a while >start plucking them >he doesn't mind >his boyfriend comes over >"hey, I'm gonna go sit in the front" >guy ditches me >left alone with handfuls of dreadlocks >they're all grey and caked with dirt at the roots >i have no choice >eat them -- all of them >absolutely disgusted with myself >i start crying and coughing up hairball after hairball >in the dream I google "is it okay to eat hair during a fast" >the resulting article said "go for it but you're fucking retarded if you do"
Everything becomes a food dream now
Justin Bailey
>any tips for getting back into it without fucking up your body?
Kevin Rodriguez
anyone got experience? I can post a pic/stats if that'd help that's not me, that's something I'd like to approach if I looked like that I wouldn't be troubled by my thighs most male thinspo bodies I see have a layer of lean muscle, especially around their core. is that just a natural result of having no fat to cover the muscle, or do you do something in your daily life that would contribute (basketball, physical work, general cardio, etc)? I feel like I have no bulk to me at all aside from my thighs, and I'm not sure what to do about it aside from stay the course and see what happens
Noah Martin
i didn't read the first line and i was fucking horrified dude, lmao
but yeah, iktf my first fast i had a dream about ice cream
Jace Cook
I'm not fasting but heavily restricting. I had a dream the other day about eating a gigantic chocolate cake and I woke up worried because of calories lmao
Is there any way of stopping this? They're basically nightmares now
Daniel Thomas
>watching fat to fit to fat >some dude hasn't weighed himself in 10 years >thinks he weighs 380 >actually weighs 445
Jesus fucking christ. how do you get THAT FAT?
Jeremiah Hughes
oh my god he failed lmao, some poor girl gained weight for him and he didn't even care.
the episode is Fallon and JD.
Mason Adams
I had a dream of eating reese's peanut butter cups and woke up feeling like I'd actually ate. Hunger is mostly psychological for me. I'm sure I could get away with eating less if i didn't feel like I should be eating.
Noah Bailey
I haven't eaten chocolate or binged in 45 days, so i had a nightmare that i ate a kitkat bar. i woke up sweating and in fear
Jack Long
I fell asleep on the train and woke myself up with my chomping because i was dreaming about eating a giant donut, i hope no one saw lol
Landon Perez
>I'm sure I could get away with eating less if i didn't feel like I should be eating. fucking this
i eat because im brainwashed to think something bad will happen to my body or im going to like die/pass out. it's so dumb and i know it's false
as soon as my stomach growls i take it as a sign to go eat even if im not hungry
doesn't help my mom is constantly trying to stuff my face while im here for winter break she gets concerned if i don't eat like every 3 hours
Blake Parker
same here, I'm sure I've gained weight back since I've been home. Can't wait to go back to school and start restricting again lmao
Julian Mitchell
excuses like that make me hope you binge and die.
Daniel Thomas
idk how true this is desu, I've been drinking excessive amounts of water for the last 2 years and I'm still pissing every 45 mins at leaast
Connor Adams
same. i think you need to train your bladder to expand, so instead of peeing when you need to, try to hold it for 20 more mins.