How do I get a good, conservative hitler youth undercut and not a shitty hipster one?

Bidwell
Bidwell

I want to look like a member of the SS, not the LGBT. Any tips for what I should tell the barber when I ask for it to avoid looking like a pompous fag?

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SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
I love the haircut too. But I would be wait a bit because at the moment it's clcihe as fuck. The alt-righters I see with these haircuts don't look very good to me either because if you don't look very masculine and wear that haircut, you'll look weird. But anyways, here are some good ones from youngstalin.com

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

show pic. tell them to not make it too long on the top. specify the length on the top very specifically because that is what makes you end up looking life a pompous fag. make sure they blend well and they dont just give you broccoli hair.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
broccoli.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
What's a good length in inches for the top in your opinion?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
and here's a pic of me trying to get this one

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperGod
I'm a young guy but I have a good jaw. I think I can pull it off and I'm willing to commit.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
3-4 inches

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn
Thanks I'll bring some pictures and start at 4 inches and see how it looks. Appreciate the advice!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@CouchChiller
are you the Dylan roof dude?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PurpleCharger
yep

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
oh god this is so bad

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
I think with a few extra years of aging you could look really handsome

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CouchChiller
@Stark_Naked
Also SHAVE LITTLE SIDE BURN HAIRS RIGHT NOW THEY TRIGGER ME

cum2soon
cum2soon

http://ryzhknd.tumblr.com/post/68102574251/the-year-is-twothousand-ten-i-get-a

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
caring what other people do
not just doing whatever you want

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@StrangeWizard
It's a nice cut but I have a lot of younger cousins aged 11-14 and they all have this cut.

V hansom tho

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Have you tried looking at pictures of desirable haircuts of members of the SS and abstracting from them a description of the haircut in terms of length, angles, shapes, blending or lack thereof etc? I'm sure this will give you better results than listening to poor advice or bringing pictures of completely different haircuts as seen in this thread.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TurtleCat
@Fuzzy_Logic
Never go full broccoli, I made that mistake already.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

this is my hair atm

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

RRRRICHARD SPENCER
I CUT MY HAIR LIKE YOU
YOU CUT YOUR HAIR LIKE ME
YEAH NO HOMO

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@New_Cliche
DON'T TALK TO THOSE JEWS
THEY'RE SUCH DIRTY THIEVES
PARANOIA
PARNOIAIA

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Bidwell
THIS.

I had my barber do this. Then I went to work and a random Mexican I work with stopped gave me a Nazi salut and said HEIL hitler.

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
The nazis rocked a lot of different styles.

Emberfire
Emberfire

You can go full undercut. But if you want to try and look less LGBT do a low skin cut. Tell the barber to keep the hair on the top of the sides.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Bidwell
OP here I got my undercut and I LOVE IT. Thanks for all the advice, this is my favorite hair cut I've ever had.

Nojokur
Nojokur

implying nazis weren't pompous borderline homosexual hipsters

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methshot
himmler looking like a cossack
JUST

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Nojokur
Ive always wondered if the nationalist socialist high command had repressed homosexuality for their interest in art and sculpture, the no girls allowed vibe of the military,

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
They were. And they some were drug addicts. Etc.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StonedTime
The guy who ran it before hitler was hella gay

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StonedTime
You can find plenty of evidence of homosexual nazis most notably Ernst Röhm. But being interested in art and not letting your breeding stock fight like a Russian animal are not good reasons.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CouchChiller
they don't look the same at all

Bidwell
Bidwell

How do I get a good, conservative hitler youth undercut and not a shitty hipster one?
A handsome Wermacht soldier or model, and 20 something butch from Portland can have the same exact haircut; the difference is in the person, not the hair.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
too much blending and too short in the front, back looks weird, also can't judge shit with this much product and that angle

@TalkBomber
too short on the top, hair too thin and dry

@RavySnake
is that a mohawk or the longest forehead known to man?

@TurtleCat
too ethnic, too broccoli

@CouchChiller
get a better camera, fix those loose strands of hair, your nose is adorable, shave higher in the back, the line should be more parallel than turned downwards

@FastChef
no parting visible, no blending whatsoever, acceptable but too much undercut and a little too short on top for that look

@Boy_vs_Girl
I bet this fucking faggot had that parting shaved in there.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Bidwell
Well to make it look good you should have a face that compliments the cut. If you have a chubby face that doesn't show your jaw line or cheek bones you will look like the latter

likme
likme

@Bidwell
I want to look like a member of the SS
Any tips to avoid looking like a pompous fag?
had a hearty kek thanks m8 :^)

DeathDog
DeathDog

@FastChef

His side profile is better than dead on. Has a weak chin

Snarelure
Snarelure

This was my hair before it got shaved off what do you guys think?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
Looks cool

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Snarelure
Idk how it looks because I have curly hair

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Flameblow
Thank

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
That's a normal part you idiot. Only spics gets get the "hard part"

Pic related.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BlogWobbles
too short on the top, hair too thin and dry
He was in a fucking prison back in those days, I doubt that he could maintain good hair care
there, that's probably why he cut his long mane.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CouchChiller
10/10 qt 3.14
Would march into poland with desu

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@hairygrape
Oh no, he was in a comfortable Norwegian prison, how could he possible have decent looking hair there. Good thing them German boys in in the middle of fucking nowhere dragging themselves through dirt and snow and blood were all stocked up on conditioner.

askme
askme

@TalkBomber
He looks like Graham Chapman without his beard.

idontknow
idontknow

@StonedTime
the no girls allowed vibe of the military
All-male militaries were the norm prior to the late 20th century.

Techpill
Techpill

@StonedTime
You what, mate?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Bidwell
Just ask for a classic side part(not the piece of shit modern one) with low tapers on the sides and back

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StonedTime
this post is offensive. the scope of the stupidity and sanctimonious faggotry of its author is really something to behold.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CouchChiller
that nose is perfect

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StonedTime
>>10000000

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Snarelure
aaaaahhhh why would you shave that

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Bidwell
i wish i could convince my boyfriend to get this cut (the conservative nazi type not the homo broccoli type). makes men look handsome af

5mileys
5mileys

@GoogleCat
suicide pls, thanks.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

The supperior hiter youth

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
Do you prefer it swept to the side or swept back?

5mileys
5mileys

pic related is my standard to show the barber when I'm after this style

Source is Jason Statham in Enemies at the Wall

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Nojokur
I was in a car crash which left me in a coma, they shaved it off while I was asleep so they could put a drain tube in my head

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@RavySnake
I might post a pic taken of me in a coma
With cuts all over my head for proof if no one posts in a wrecked thread

Spamalot
Spamalot

@5mileys
exdee, quality post

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Bidwell
The proportions of everything is very important, make sure to understand the proportions that your own face needs and give your barber detailed instructions for what you want. I know exactly what I want so it mostly turns out good

FastChef
FastChef

@Bidwell
I want to look like a member of the SS

whatever mom you don't know me this is who I am

@SniperGod
The alt-righters I see with these haircuts don't look very good to me either because if you don't look very masculine and wear that haircut, you'll look weird.

Cringe. Given that most alt-righters are virginal "men's rights" fedoras, the idea of them trying to be masculine and virile is amusing.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Raving_Cute
tfw my hair looks like that naturally

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