Green text your day

>Hope you hang out in a space like that
not really, maybe in a couple of years though

2/10
Lost points for not working on your art history paper. Art is cool, take school seriously. You're more likely to learn stuff in that course that'll be relevant than you'll learn on Veeky Forums

4/10, 5 or 6 if you're still in high school
Not the best food choices but you seem like you have a good group of friends. It's weird that you're concerned with being trashy but eat at a McDonalds and work at a grocery store.

1/10
I don't know, very mundane to me

5/10
A little homely but nice that you have hobbies you care about and work towards things. Hope you have a good day!

4/10
Very busy but not particularly fashionable. What is spin?

8/10
making your own clothes is cool, having a girlfriend is cool, cooking for yourself is cool. I wouldn't call this a cosmopolitan life but it sounds fine.

>wake up
>eat 150 ug
>proceed to talk psychology and indulge in cannabinoids with friends
>back home, showered ate food
>now texting girl I am crushing on and about to watch aeon flux

> cannabinoids
Literally kys, that's the least effay thing you could do.
2/10

It's un effay to be a mental bigot

>alarm goes off at noon
>get out of bed at 1:30pm
>shower, make coffee
>suffer anxiety over having to buy a suit
>suffer anxiety over an upcoming bachelor party
>suffer anxiety over an upcoming wedding
>eat shrimp and rice meal
>make tea
>can't focus on reading or programming because of panic attack
>play witcher 3
>try on old dress clothes and see they're horrid and too big
>exercise
>12:04am

>wake up
>take 72 mg of concerta
>shower, dress, drink coffee and wait for senpai to arrive
>extended family over for coffee, lunch and to catch up.
>after meet with friends, give them some concerta
>go to local coffee place to work on school projects
>latte, Americano, cappuccino, cider and a slice of tiramisu cake l8tr
>drop of friends see this thread.
Comfy day all in all

>It's weird that you're concerned with being trashy but eat at a McDonalds and work at a grocery store.
just finished uni, friends wanted to go to mcdicks. Need real job, need a more grown up life desu
frends are great though,

What is your degree?

Industrial Design

>wake up
>rush to my non-job job with flatmate
>chill and drink tea with flatmate in hour gap
>2 hours of lectures
>go with flat to burger king for cheeseburgers
>lie in bed for 2 hours
>go to another shift of my non-job job
>go home, cook dinner
>shitpost on Veeky Forums

>wake up 15 minutes before work at 10 am
>shower, throw on same unwashed clothes i wear for work
>arrive at work 20 minutes late and no one really notices
>cut and wrap cheese all day, telling people my half assed opinion about fucking parmesan reggiano
>talk to qt coworker and make plans to see a concert next week
>get off around 6 and grab some greek takeout
>take shitty cellphone pic of sunset on way home
>get home around 6:30
>play ds3 all evening with friend
>browse mu and fa
>food's still in the kitchen cold as fuck now
good day i guess

over organized/10

seems like a nice day user, hope your jacket turns out how you'd like

do you have a scale for your food? lol seems like a bit much but whatever works i guess

don't be so anxious my friend :(

why do you all feel the need to post the exact mass of what you drank or ate?

nice day though

>wake up at 10am
>shower
>eat breakfast/lunch
>brush teeth
>go to shitty job
>get yelled at by shitty boss
>flirt with qt coworker
>work more
>come home and make dinner
>buy shoes from ebay
>buyers remorse hits almost immediately, get a refund
>watch fantastic mr fox
now im gonna go work out because i havent in a month now

>wake up
>realize I overslept
>call in and close some lessons
>lie back down and browse some shit
>get up, shower
>put on new clothes from uniqlo
>take selfie
>try on different outwear
>take another selfie
>decide it's not good looking enough for WAYWT
>call in and close some more lessons
>start heading to work, listening to some weird EDM
>get to the douture near work, get a sando and coffee
>call in and close some lessons
>realize that the seam on the crotch of my uniqlo pants is already ripped
>realize that the sweater left lint alllllllll over my new shirt
>realize I have to go back to uniqlo and return the shitty pants
>resolve to keep buying shit from thrift stores instead

>got home from work at 7:30
>ate some eggs and avocados, drank a few cups of coffee
>passed out until 1:00
>took my daughter outside for a while
>read a short story while she took a nap
>washed my car
>skateboarded for a half hour or so
>masturbated
>shitposting for the last several hours

>seam on the crotch of my uniqlo pants is already ripped
I've never had such an issue.
> close some lessons
What do you mean, are you a tutor or something?

i go to several different therapists due to my crippling autism

Only really said the 72mg of concerta cause dosage varies for folks. That said I do have a bit of a tick as far as counting goes, I don't like consuming prime numbers of things so I could probs tell you the actual exact amount of every thing I've consumed today

>What is spin?
Cardio class on a stationary bike. The instructor yells at you to ride harder/faster but also tells you that it's not a competition and that we're all in this together douture
>close some lessons
What

What kind of jacket are you making?

It probably won't help but I'm sure that the people having the wedding will care more that you're there than about what you're wearing.

What kind of non-job?

Do you put cheesemonger on your linkedin profile or something else?

yep I'm a tutor basically

douture is a cafe chain

also yeah it shouldn't happen but I think Japanese people don't keep much shit in their pockets

I need to move more stuff to my purse and maybe get a tiny wallet

>wake up at 1 pm
>immediately hit with the smell of sweaty feet (like corn chips and something sour)
>remember that i haven't showered in a week
>feel disgusting
>go back to sleep to escape reality
>lucid dream that i have super powers and save my middle school classmates
>wake up at 5 pm feeling like death from sleeping 18 hours
>go to pee and remember i haven't changed my panties in 3 days so they're coated in a thick layer of yellow gunk
>keep them on because i have no clean clothes
>eat velveeta macaroni
>drink sprite
>shitpost
>watch jontron videos
>fap to jontron
>lie there for 5 minutes feeling completely dead inside
>the A/C comes on and i smell my own disgusting sweaty body again
>lie in bed playing Civ for several hours
>come to Veeky Forums to shit on high schoolers for their awful fits

who /givenupbutstillqualityposter/ here

whoa that toilet's nuts

>tfw no friendly toilet frogs

basic bitch, the lifestyle

also what the fuck are you eating cheese and skyr for... even sugar free yogurt has naturally occurring sugar in it and dairy in general is not ideal for your digestive system or skin

Rating girls of this thread

Fuck (works hard on her body but very high strung to make up for low self esteem, probably pretends she doesn't swallow cum but does)

Marry (very domestic and balanced)

Kill, everything wrong with 4cham women

...

>After several snooze/wake-up moments sit up in bed, light a fag and look at the slag that I porked whilst contemplating life.
>Take a line of cocaine from the Kartell Ghost Buster bedstand.
>Walk nakedly towards kitchen, admire form in every mirror that I pass.
>Put 80's British music on the antiquated B&O Beocenter 8000
>Open a new bag of beans from the local roaster down the street, grind them up in the Mazzer Robur before pulling a shot on my La Marzocco GS3 whilst admiring my sharp cheekbones in the reflection of said coffeedevice.
>Put on the robe I stole from Plaza Athénée,
>Drink several cups of espresso and smoke several fags on the balcony overlooking the people walking their dogs in the park and the cars in the streets going by and contemplate life.
>Go to library to sit on my Corbusier LC4
>Have a nice tug thinking about the fit gash that I plastered last night.
>Have maid make breakfast for said clunge.
>Go to shower.
>Piss in shower.
>Apply products, Aesop and Clinique mostly.
>Stare at wardrobe in the walk-in-closet for 30min. contemplating different fits but always going for the full SLP uniform every time.
>Go outside, step in the red Porsche 930 Turbo my dad left me and drive to a restaurant 400m away.
>Order brunch, don't eat anything, just drink wine, whilst starring intensely at other people till they look away and contemplate life.
>Drive back home.
>Browse Veeky Forums & Veeky Forums

Such is life, I need to do something constructive with it though.

also consider you may have fat legs

Tripskank might be basic but she probably owns more designer clothes than you

i probably have more pairs of Margielas than she does designer shoes :P

i do admire her commitment though, three fitness activities a day is good, but that's a lot of trips to the gym and such.

>What kind of jacket are you making?
pretty similar to this with more pockets and harware

I want this life.

Though I don't know what productivity I'd work on. Maybe I'd try to be an artist, I've always had a creative inclination but never pursued anything.

>Do you put cheesemonger on your linkedin profile or something else?
i feel like i'd be a disgrace to the title

that post is satire, moron

you must be 18 to post on Veeky Forums

>Girls
How did you deduce this? Is there a way to know if someone in fa is girl or boy

>0530 woken up by radio 4 alarm
>Breakfast: eggs, oat cakes, cake, coffee
>Drive to work
>Drink tea and sharpen tools
>Climb trees in the rain.
>Lunch: fruit and nut, apples and cheese
>Climb more trees in the rain
>Drive home
>Shower
>Read: Lolita
>Go over maps in prep for hiking
>Browser Patagonia website and accidentally by a coat 4 times.
>Dinner with house mate: pheasant stew with veggies.
>Bed
>Read more as muji vaporiser makes my room smell like cedar wood.
>Sleep and dream of flying.

das nice

>more pairs of margielas
lul

>>By
Kill me now.
>Buy

no one cares about typos on Veeky Forums posts

in fact, pointing them out is more annoying

I don't care that people don't care, it makes me feel better.

>Wake up 10AM
>Smoke Niggerette
>Go to studio and work till 3/4ish
>Smoke aprox. 4 Niggerettes by now
>Go Home, Fuck Around
>5pm (sun is now down)
>Fuck Around with Friends or Bitches til 1AM
>approx. 8/9 Niggerettes by now
>Cleaning Ritual
>Browse Veeky Forums till sleep (around 2 am)
Simple lifestyle. Nothing crazy.

I can still want that life, fucktoilet.

im sorry, but im not a girl

>wake up 7:20
>go to class
>finish classes at 2 and go to second hand bookstores
>eat some fucking souvlaki
>go to my shit job for 4 hours
>go home and make tortellini
>smoke up
>study
>4chaaaan

>wake up at noon
>fapped to yuri twice before getting out of bed
>ate a birthday cake poptart
>drove to class
>too afraid to go in
>had a panic attack in the parking lot
>drove back home
>open spotify
>nine inch nails.mp4
>stare into space
>daydream about a different life that isn't mine for approx. 12 hours
>put a totinos pizza in the oven
>eat while shitposting on /mu/ until 5am

>What kind of non-job?
I'm a lecture invigilator, I just make sure one of the uni lecture streams in goes well. It's basically sitting in a lecture and getting paid for it, so doesn't really seem like a long shift/normal job.

What are you up to in the studio??

Just woke up but yesterday

>wake up 9 am
>go to gym
>eat, shower etc
>think about my qt3.14 ex gf having sex with faceless sweaty men pleasuring her in ways I couldn't even imagine
>that fucking bitch, I wish she gets shot in the knees
>consider ending my life
>smoke some weed
>meet a couple of friends
>smoke more weed
>go home and sleep

My life is not satire user.

>wake up 5:45 am
>shower
>eat porridge
>go to work
>on the subway I realize again i hate the people around me
>work at a nuclear reactor with nerds
>listening boiler room sets all day
>eat some bananas
>12:40 pm

>wake up at 8am
>talk to my mom on the phone
>go back to sleep
>text female friend about going rollerskating later
>masturbate
>get up at 1pm to go rollerskating
this is now

>shot in the knees
fuckin KEK

>wake up at 7 am
>Snort some amp to fight the depressing withdrawl
>Go to class
>Come home
>Snort some amp to do homework and hold off the inevitable come down
>Hang out with friends the rest of the day
>Lay in bed and want to die till I fall asleep

>Wake up at 6:30am
>brush teeth take two shots of preworkout and walk to uni gym
>Get out at like 8
>Chill in room read book for class at 11:00
>Shower at 9
>Class
>Steal protein bar from uni general store
>Class
>Stunt on classmates with my finely curated fits
>Class
>Class
>Dinner with the m8s
>Homework
>Browse internet, mostly a combo of Veeky Forums and whatever board I feel that evening
>Homework
>Sleep
>Repeat m,w,f

>wake up
>drank

you spelled THICC wrong

>basic bitch
I'd like to say it's because it's Sunday, but since I've finished school, exercise structures my days more than anything.

Yogurt/skyr/quark probably make up 20% of my diet. I have never had problems with my skin.

>that's a lot of trips to the gym
I go to different studios for different things and everything is within, like 4 km of where I live.

Trim your fingernails/10

6/10, but depends on number of bananas

lol

>accidentally buy a coat 4 times
How does this happen?

Sorry you lost your Dad

>wake up at 5.15 am tired as all fuck
>get to work by 5.45 am
>work till 12/1pm
>eat
>ride my bike 30-50km
>eat
>smoke some cigs
>go to bed

That barista life baby

>wake up 9:30
>remove made-in-england super soft cotton PJ that makes me look like concentration camp prisoner
>obsess about material goods
>put on vintage 1980s blue adidas tracksuit, firebird jacket, beckenbauer pants and velvet Venetian furlane slippers
>walk to kitchen, feel dead inside
>eat fast breakfast (500 grams of quark with oats and fruit)
>grab Alessi Aldo Rossi french press to make coffee
>obsess about material goods
>put on dark Edwin selvedge denim, tan Alden cordovan derbys, light green Polo RL safari shirt over dark green Lacoste polo shirt (Steve Bannon style).
>fix gym bag (70s style leather Loewe shopping bag)
>obsess about material goods
>comb my hair like Barron Muad'dib
>go to uni, wear Montedoro field jacket and old fashioned faggot silk scarf
>go to paper supervision - feel optimistic
>go to loo, take a piss, post 90s l'uomo vogue scans on tumblr, browse Veeky Forums.
>go to computer room, work on papers until 19:00.
>feel alienated
>obsess about material goods
>go to gym
>gym, lift with Eleiko equipment only (luckily my gym is all Eleiko) wearing adidas powerperfect blue WL (made in germany) shoes and adidas climalite shirt and tights.
>do basic muay thai drills on bag wearing Everlast gloves, feel frustrated about lack of skill and lack of Winning boxing gloves.
>shower
>go home
>obsess about material goods
>study hinges of Lival desk lamp
>go to sleep

sounds gay as fuck desu

>wake up at 10am
>ride my bike to the local cafe for cold brew coffee with best mate
>ride straight to the gym
>pump out a session and stretch up
>head home, protein shake + shower
>ride the bike to another cafe down the road for lunch with a couple other mates
>swing into a nearby secondhand bookstore on the way
>smash lunch while making bants with the mates
>walk my bike into the city with one of my mates to go to work
>work in my grocer/cafe 3pm to midnight
>go to the winebar down the road for a knockoff drink
>ride my bike home, shower, text the girlfriend and lie in bed browsing Veeky Forums until my eyes start to fade
>rde

What city?

>pyjamas are by Bonsoir BTW (button front, long sleeve), I also like the Schiesser high end PJs.
>obsess about material goods
>obsess about material goods
>obsess about material goods

It seems like almost none of you have actual jobs.

>Wake up 8 am, drink a glass of coconut milk, plan meals for the day, shower
>walk to work at 11:30
>draw caricatures all day and hang out with my art bros
>walk home from work at 6, stop by the store and buy some girl scout cookies for family
>come home, watch xfiles with younger siblings, eat leftover curry from last night
>exercise
>play visual novels until 1 am and then pass out
not Veeky Forums but it's enjoyable.

>wake up 6 pm
>drink coffe and snort coke
>stare at myself in the mirror for 2 hours while listening to hard goa
>spiders?
>where is my face
aa
>go to sleep at 6pm

My day basically just started, but I already know how it will go.

>wake up at 6:30am
>shower and dress
>let insurance adjuster inside to look for possible water leak causing trouble for downstairs neighbor
>he leaves after a few minutes and I smoke a cigarette
>take a few shots of whiskey
>get on train for hour long commute to work
>get to work around 8:45am
>sit here doing fuck all
>get coffee around 11am across the street
>do fuck all, I have one report to build before going home today
>build simple report
>go home on train, hour plus long commute
>go on beer run if needed
>watch TV or a movie until I pass out

That's about every day for me that I have to work.

i work from home

it's not Veeky Forums and i'm bored but it gives me money

6/10
wouldve been 8/10 but archer is cringe tier

>wake up
>shower routine
>hair oil on face, shaving cream on hair, almost brushed my teeth with a razor blade
>realized I was not ready for Monday
>decided to wear white dress shirt tucked in, black jeans and white sneakers
>"hey dude why so dressed up today, going for an interview?" from everyone whole day fuck all of you
>shift ended, was going to get some KFC
>no chickens
Hello diary.

>get up at 5 a.m.
>chill in bed replying to e-mails
>finish up some homework
>don't eat cause only fatties need breakfast
>Have 2 classes
>an hour break
>have another class
>leave campus and work on homework for 2 hours
>volunteer for a catholic charity
>drink too much vodka
>die until the next day

Every monday.

>wake up at gfs
>leave
>buy two diet energy drinks
>attempt to find brown chinos to wear to work
>they all suck
>buy Daves Killer Bread, blackberries, and some chicken sausage from costco
>go home, eat a chicken sausage on a slice of bread

To do now
>shower
>do some homework
>go to work (blue pants today I guess)
>write my 30 page first act at work for one of my classes
>work for 8 hours

>wake up late
>turn on coffee machine
>shower
>getting ready while drinking coffee
>visit my physcatrist
>went window shopping
>went grocery shopping
>went home
>cleaned the apartment
>cooked food
>paint nails
>now internet

p-post nails?

They are trimmed.

And meh he was a cunt, not that you could have known so thanks.

>wake up at 6:40
>breakfast,brush teeth
>go work 8,00 - 17,15
>back home, shower
>doing gym exercises at home, lift weight
>dinner
>open internet
>watching asmr videos then Veeky Forums
>here i am
next
>browse internet, watch some asmr videos to fall asleep faster and triyng to feel less lonely by pretending the qt girl in the asmr video was my gf
>Repeat

yikes

>turn off alarm at 7am, working later in the day today.
>Have email from dude who wants me to go back to doing audiowhoring for /soc/.
>Sleep for another hour.
>Overnight Oats, Tea, and The World Next Week podcast.
>Get dressed, makeup, my hair sucks today
>Borrow $5 from bf because I accidentally spent my bus pass money
>bus ride, music, texting bf.
>light tech support, answering the phone, other secretarial tasks.
>More tea, political podcast that pisses me off, eat some of the vegan meatballs I made yesterday.
>Random Arts and Crafts Project for the people I work for, Veeky Forums.
>Will hopefully see BF tonight.

Least /effay/ day possible.

Clinical Depression/10. Get some help.

Punk rock and bad poetry/10.

Person I would probably have a torrid and painful affair with, until one of us disappeared into the night while the other just stood and stared at the rain/10.

It will get easier. Good job going to the gym and hanging out with friends. Take care.

Shoplifters of the World Unite/10

Vladimir Harkonnen/10

Cute bohemian bullshit/10

Jack's Wasted Life/10

Something kept going wrong with the payment. On the fourth attempt it seemed to work. However, the payments from the first three had actually gone through. The guy on the phone and I had a good laugh. Luckily my pay comes through in an hour as 4 x £200 left a decent sized hole in my bank balance!

I am open to a torrid and painful affair! Let me just tidy my room.

>wake up late for work
>work at the coffee shop from 6:45-2:15
>get home
>smoke cigs/drink/shower
>hang out with qt 3.14
>do a comedy show
>go for drinks
>go to bed

GMT+1
>alarm goes off at 7am, repeatedly snooze and browse phone till 8
>get up&ready
>drive to uni, chat with professor concerning some papers
>sit in library and listen to music in front of an opened book but can't concentrate
>eat lunch at uni, wish I knew what that green gunk was supposed to be
>get into office, laugh with colleagues at how I can afford to sleep until noon, hardyhar
>drink too much coffee, code too little
>try to phone some people in other timezones, no I don't care that you're off to lunch in 5 mins
>bummed to find out that the girl from internal audit I haven't spoken to in a year but still love is apparently going to quit the job soon
>call it a day and do some grocery shopping on the way home
>get home and make myself an omelette with various things from fridge thrown in
>try to do some uni stuff that I've put off for a week at least
>open fa instead

>anhedonic state, at the edges of deep depression
>eventually roll out of bed before noon to void bladder
>boil water
>eat oatmeal using same dirty and fork for past four months
>rinse mug, make tea
>pop pills
>browse Veeky Forums
I'm going to bathe before tomorrow.

>wake up
>coffee
>show up 2 minutes late to a midterm but it was easy so who cares
>gym
>shower
>meet up with gf for lunch, burrito w/double chicken
Been working on a paper and shitposting here since then, it's been maybe 4 hours of that. Going to my volunteer job where I tutor kids later

>wake up
>hung over
>play with my dick while watching porn but no fapping, i cut that shit 2 weeks ago
>vape
>shit and brush teeth
>take a shot of vodhka
>light up a cigarette butt from ashtray to finish it
>walk to class, a qt frowns at me wtf
>at class see a qt I like getting attention from all the beta orbiters
>walk out class in the middle
>smoke weed and eat chinese
>do hw

>7:34am wake up
>do bullshit assignment due at 8
>back to sleep
>woke up late for class
>class
>study with class mate over lunch
>class
>home and finish assignment
>went to my new gym cause my old one closed
>9/10 smiles at me in the parking lot and enters gym with me
>mad the entire time that i didn't greet her
>smile at her before she leaves and she smiles back
>continue workout mad, weights feel like empty air, new PR on bench
>go home and smoke a bowl in the shower
>6:22pm

bout to eat and do some homework and a quiz.

husband material/10

post voice

this was exactly what my life was like in 2012-2013, hope things turn out well for you