/waifu/ thread

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What kind of lip and face shape would you say she has.

Been obsessed with her for like 10 hours and been thinking of an ideal waifu with such features for days.

>character traits

idk, wants kids but wont coddle them up. indulges in my inappropriate humor. has inappropriate humor. can get into anything. pretty much gril version of me.

one that loves me

Pathetic disgusting cumskin

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Hnnggggg

The only reason you are mad is because nobody finds shitskins attractive.

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has to be
>japanese/halfu or polish
>doesn't want me to spend money on frivolities/not a gold digger
>wants at least 2 kids
>caring, clingy, has strong morals/isn't a whore, would make a good mother
>somewhat Veeky Forums, but not a narcissist
>petite but not too short and at least average face (I personally wouldn't mind if she is a bit ugly but cute, it's for the kids tho)

the yellow fever

>yellow teeth
woah

kind of

"japanese or polish"

what? wtf do these even have in common? does it involve costco hot dogs?

My parents are polish,
also every polish girl I know is so much better than any krautskank

then why japanese?

yellow fever, I like japanese people and their collective mentality and it would be interesting in general

cuz he wont be able to get a polish girl so he resorts to uggo japs

>that freaking feelio when i realize kawaii yerrow gf will never ever wake up next to me

So fucking hot

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I hope you realize your standards are set too high and you're going to be alone forever.

You and me both.

my standards are only high for character traits and that is a good thing in today's society imo

Quads confirm.

Unfortunately that's exactly the part I'm worried about.

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I know this feel. Thats why I'll die alone.

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Yes.

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ee

>tfw Japanese/Brazilian gf
it's not impossible, I believe in you

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mello yello

>drag queen make up
disgusting
I can make compromises but most of what I listed is very basic shit, shouldn't be too hard to find someone like that in the next decade.
I forgot to add that I would also like my ideal waifu to have some kind of passion...she should at least have more ""hobbies"" than muh hanging out with friends and listening to music

banks, goddess

second choice though

haha cumskin is mad ;) i spit on cumskin faces subhuman fag

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haha all you have to do is throw 150 euro on her face and she will be yours...you musrt be Americuck aren't you?

>implying you can compare polish big city and immigrant slags to normal down to earth countryside girls

lel he is really mongrel Americuck..My fucking sides

I am not the same user

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oversized specs cannot take away from how big that conk is

the only correct answer

:(

I'm not picky, I just want an average-looking smart guy that loves me and doesn't make me have a hard time.

>cumskin
>subhuman
what? i thought shitskins were subhuman?
t. a shitskin

well, I think there is every kind of idiots in this site. it wouldn't suprise me if there is anons here hating on white people too.

>waifu
You've brain cancer.

name name name??

i mean like maybe 5-10% of women match the moral/personality requirements of yours, keep in mind probably 2/3 of these girls are already in relationships since they are desirable

so lets say 2-3% of girls match that part and are available, now consider that another half of them aren't going to have attractive faces and another half of the remaining won't be your body type. We are in sub 1% zone now.

Add in the weird yellow fever/pole fever requirement and the fact you need to have personal chemistry to maintain a relationship and the fucking chances of getting a gf like that are nonexistant if you aren't insanely lucky or an 8+ who is on the verge of or makes over 100k and can date almost any girl

tl;dr : lower your standards, people.

erin mommsen

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game?

from the back?

Only fever for me

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