Whats the most effay liquor you can drink?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

whats the most effay liquor you can drink?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
Piss you idiot

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
Old Fashioned

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Lord_Tryzalot
"strongest thing you have"

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

green dragon

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lord_Tryzalot
I personally like some not so popular stuff, so I'll just say whisk(e)y or gin.

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
straight vodka

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
cyanide

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lord_Tryzalot
Cut brandy

Evilember
Evilember

Scotch, neat in a glencairn glasses.

Techpill
Techpill

@Lord_Tryzalot
Tequila, Whiskey, Scotch

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lord_Tryzalot
Whisky without ice

Blue label (the one next to Gandy) for partys

Regular whisky for the rest, a bar a club. And when you want it

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

whatever you enjoy drinking you fucking dork

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

cyanide

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot

"Gimme a shot of whiskey."

"You want the cheap stuff? Or the cheaper stuff?"

"Cheapest you got, baby."

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lord_Tryzalot
Apsinthe

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
Vodka, but you hafta drink it alone, in the dark, with your door locked and some shitty metal song on repeat.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Orange sips.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
this

everything else is le classy redditor wrong generation tier

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

or Balkan

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methshot
this
unpretentious
taste only enjoyed by real men
low calories
low hangover potential
suits hearty meals

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I've always though a Bloody Mary or screwdriver for breakfast is pretty effay.

TechHater
TechHater

@Stupidasole
low calories

u wot

vodka has as much calories as whiskey, tequila or other traditional hard liquors

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stupidasole
@Methshot
maybe it's different in different places in the world but in the UK straight vodka is only drunk by teenagers because it's cheap, easy to get a hold of, and it's the quickest way to get fucking blasted
i feel like this makes it not Veeky Forums

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I drink whiskeys and stuff I or my family/friends made

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stupidasole
taste only enjoyed by real men
aka tastes like fucking shit

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

hennessy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Absinthe no question, fit me irl

High alcohol content, choice drink of Veeky Forums poets and painters throughout history, good brand range and design

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The blood of Christ

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

A nice cup of lean and sprite beats out booze anyday, IMO. Call me every name in the book for preferring it, then try it for yourself. just sip sip sip all night long... Marvelous.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lord_Tryzalot
Scotch

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Lord_Tryzalot
coors light through a straw

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater
it actually has less calories than all of these, because it's more pure
@BunnyJinx
I like it desu
it's like ingesting raw power, and the texture is nice too when it's chilled

ofc shit vodkas just reek of rubbing alcohol

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Need_TLC
the edgiest drink

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Need_TLC

Please excuse my ignorance, but it's not actually possible to buy REAL absinthe in any legal liquor store, right? It's illegal in every civilized nation on Mother Earth, isn't it? And by "real", I mean what is sold as absinthe now isn't the same stuff that was quaffed by Rimbaud and Verlaine in nineteenth century Paris, correct? Because the real deal was notorious for causing full-blown hallucinations, permanent nerve damage, permanent twitching and hangovers more painful than being ass-raped by Godzilla. There are legit reasons why that shit was outlawed, bro.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Need_TLC

I love abinsthe too but it's a little fedora to drink. Most bars end up doing the whole "le green fairy meme." Generally I drink it at home, and alone. It's also a bit of a pain to prepare. I got a fountain for home but friends treat it as a spectacle so again, I just drink it alone.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

forcing yourself to drink overpriced fancy sissy drinks instead of having some pints with the lads

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Firespawn

So this is another problem with absinthe; the hype and bullshit behind it. I'll give you the tl;dr version.

absinthe becomes popular drink
becomes popular during the belle epoque (beautiful period).
becomes drink of choice for bohemians and artists.
essentially the "reefer madness" of the times.
"these damn anti establishment bohemians are all high on absinthe! ban that monster"
gets banned
now it becomes more desirable because its a symbol of defiance.
later on no one cares and it comes back but carries the bullshit myth with it.

nothing in abinsthe makes you hallucinate. nothing. there is wormwood in it (which is a herb) which contains a component also found in sage.

in high doses it could act as a mild convalescent. but if you eat enough apple seeds you'd die from cyanide poisoning and is that likely to happen?

it's just a high proof, herb infused liquor that taste like anise. anyone telling you anything otherwise is full of shit.

the stuff on the shelves these days is exactly the same as it was back then. though many shity brands add green dye for "muh green fairy" bullshit.

girlDog
girlDog

@Need_TLC
@Firespawn
@ZeroReborn
@Stupidasole

I'll add that my love for absinthe came from drinking pastis with my french grandparents. they lives on the south coast and my childhood summer memories are having a sip with them on a warm summer evening. pastis is basically the same drink but it came out after the ban and doesn't have any wormwood in it.

later in life I kept drinking pastis and then abinsthe when it became easily available.

but this snapchat fidget spinner selfie #myth came with it and its sad.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Soju nigga. Sake is also good.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stupidasole
@girlDog
Properly prepared absinthe really is damn good.

Gin is probably one of the better ones, partially because it averts the slight fedora stigma associated with whiskey and partially because it's interesting to drink thanks to the big differences in taste you can get between different bottles.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

blood

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Carnalpleasure
Hyi vittu

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@JunkTop
Well, we obviously mean EXPENSIVE straight vodka.

Techpill
Techpill

@JunkTop
Can confirm, spent teenage weekends with a bag with 4 bottles of vodka in it doing dumb shit with friends.

Take me back please.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
B-but... old fashioned is a drink, it's not liqour, you fucking retarded underage b&

TreeEater
TreeEater

Rakia or sambuca

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

How is that even a question?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

As far as vodka goes, Sobieski really can't be beat for the price point. It's 70 proof though. Zubrowka is another nice Polish offering, but I'm not sure if it's sold stateside.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Stupidasole
Literally the tasteless spirit. Go for a good cognac ffs.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TalkBomber
expensive rich boy shit. Bad choice unless you drink vodka for """"taste"""", in which case you're lying to yourself

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stupidasole
vodka has a taste, it's just subtle
the american "tasteless and odorless" definition is total bullshit, any easter european will tell you that
that being said, vodka is often overpriced
with the top shelf brands you're often paying for the fancy packaging more than anything else
@BunnyJinx
this
just buy mid-tier polish brands like Sobieski, Wyborowa or Luksusowa
these brands are concerned about the price to quality ratio, and not just prestige or nice bottles

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
"I like to spend too much money on cheap vodka that has """good""" branding"

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Sharpcharm
What's got you all hot and bothered lol

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CodeBuns
Fedora wearing "gentlemen" who talks about Old Fashioned when they haven't even stolen their first beer from their uncle

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Supergrass
Thanks for the quick reply

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
No problem friend :)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StrangeWizard
Christ this made me laugh. You’re alright user

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SomethingNew
this
The question was “most effay” and this is clearly the only answer
All the over drinks listed here are Supreme Gentleman fedora-tier underaged b&
@StrangeWizard
The man with dubs speaks truth but it doesn’t answer the question of “most effay”

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

This is a fucking shitshow. Go visit some good cocktail bars, talk to some wine somaliers, and attend some brewpub tap takeovers.

That being said, the most effay liquor you can drink is a well aged cognac. Anyone who says otherwise can't afford it, or haven't tried enough liquor to be able to tell the difference.

The most effay drink is exactly what you'd think it is, a martini - go for no rocks though, to show how much you really enjoy that flavour.

The most effay wine is difficult, and it comes down to a lot of factors. But let's just go by rule of thumb, and say that it has to have matured for atleast 15 years in a wine cellar for it to be truly effay. If we want to be less pretentious, then go with a decent grand cru.

If we're talking beer, and you really want to be pretentious about it, pilsners should have a noticeable bitterness to them besides the malty sweetness, barrique style for wheats, smoky imperial stouts(porters are the same thing, if you think anything else, then you should read into it more), NE style for IPA's, and of course Westvelveren quad for belgian. Be sure to mention your extensive knowledge on saison yeast, and why Grimbergen is a shit brand.

FastChef
FastChef

Alcohol inhibits protein synthesis, and kills your gains.
Therefore, alcohol is uncool and you fags got duped by the media once again into thinking something is cool.
Sad!

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CouchChiller
My man
I use this to fuel my stove when /out/

likme
likme

@FastChef
where else am i supposed to get the balls to rob people? My gains are financial.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The only one,

RavySnake
RavySnake

I don't drink unless I am sad, therefore I am always drinking.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@likme
Have you tried cocaine

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Soft_member
t. underage Mad Men fan
why would you ruin good whiskey with sugar and Maraschino cherries?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stupidasole
A lot of modern absinth is really just green vodka with aniseed flavouring.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@girlDog
Fuck off Proust

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CouchChiller

Excellent choice, bro. Just be careful not to light any cigarettes while you're drinking, or else you might explode.

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
Because you aren't drinking good whiskey

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
mike's hard lemonade

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@VisualMaster
The most effay drink is exactly what you'd think it is, a martini
no

NE style for IPA's
you literally have to go straight to the brewery to get these, they cant travel because they need to be refrigerated and drank within a month. this isnt a practical recommendation

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Ouzo

JunkTop
JunkTop

grain alcohol or gin

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
You realize people drink alcohol and still look great right? Moderation is the key word here.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SomethingNew
I miss Korea and Japan. I miss buying a bottle of soju for 90 cents. It’s 10 bucks a fuckin bottle back home.
좋은데 was my fucking jam.

whereismyname
whereismyname

honestly whisky

Playboyize
Playboyize

@CouchChiller
This is like Turkish Rakı, right? Good stuff!

To all the Vodka heads, Vodka = ethanol + water. There may be hints of the grain/potato used, but let's not pretend people drink it for flavor. People drink Vodka because of the lack of flavor. They drink it to get to the point asap aka get pissed fast, as an innocuous mixer, or to avoid carbs.

The worst part of vodka is that almost all liquors start as vodka, and then go through infusion and aging processes before being bottled/sold. Why would a good vodka cost as much as a dry gin that took careful and meticulous infusion of flavors or a whisk(e)y that went through a 12+ yr casking process? Because clout.

To all the absinthe posters, most absinthe is now infused with wormwood, but I recommend DIY. You can buy herb kits online that you add to high proof liquor like everclear. Leave it in your cabinet for like a year and enjoy. I promise the difference is huge.

And to all the barfags out there, pic related

/autism

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nojokur
It's weeby though. Literally every drink has a stigma to it.

Whisky, gin, scotch, brandy,
Classy fedora
Absinthe
Misunderstood fedora
Tequila, Vodka
Teenage drinks
Liqueurs
Girly/old people shit
Traditional/Ethnic
Pretentious
Rum
Pirate drink

The only way to not be a fool is to drink whatever you enjoy and be aware of the context.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Oh yeah, Jerez Fino and Manzanilla should be added to the list.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Deadlyinx
How is a pirate drink a stigma?
that's effay as fuck

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Playboyize
really good vodka is pleasant to drink
there is more to alcoholic beverages than just tate

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Deadlyinx
It's weeby though. Literally every drink has a stigma to it.
That's true on Veeky Forums but out there in the real world nobody gives a shit. Most people are only peripherally aware of "fedora" or "weeaboo" as a stereotype. They're well-known on this website and a handful of others, but fucking nobody out there is going to think *tips fedora* or "wannabe pirate" if you order whiskey or rum or whatever in a bar filled with regular people.

Those stigmas are also kind of ... young. Most people who are past their early 20s (assuming they actually like drinking and spend any time at all in bars) will have drunk most of those more than enough for any associations to be wiped out and for them to have just become ... drinks.

Your advice to just drink whatever you enjoy is obviously good, but I think it's important to remember that a lot of the stereotypes/stigmas on here are exclusive to a couple neurotic and insecurity-prone internet subcultures, so unless you're worrying about what to drink at the next Veeky Forums meetup, just put all that shit out of your mind.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Dark rums my guy,
I just like them for the flavor but I've been complimented on this choice by bartenders and pretentious cunts a bunch of times.
If you're into cocktails try a Havana Club 7 with pineapple juice or orange soda, shit is delicious.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BunnyJinx
Good Jesus guys, this.
You're not going to impress somebody simply by the drink you're ordering, unless it's 50 bottles of expensive champagne. Even then they would be impressed you had the money, not the champagne.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Stupidasole
taste only enjoyed by real men
Sorority girls love this stuff bb

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lord_Tryzalot

Get on my level

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

A нy, чики-бpики и в дaмки!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evil_kitten

Cool man! I forgot all about Mad Dog 20\20. I used to drink those when I lived in Portland, but they apparently don't sell that shit anywhere else in this fine country. At least, I've never seen it anywhere. Alas.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Carnalpleasure
1 star is best star

TechHater
TechHater

tequila

any will do

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yeah I can't believe how much they charge for soju here in the US.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Lord_Tryzalot
I always get G&T or a decent beer (ie: belgian)

5mileys
5mileys

@Lord_Tryzalot
Red wine.
Avoid distilled alcohol; it really fucks with your health over time.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Gin & tonic.
or
Rye & ginger.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Playboyize
my man

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StrangeWizard
implying pints can even get me drunk anymore
not needing half a bottle to feel good

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stupidasole
unpretentious
taste only enjoyed by real men
low calories
low hangover potential
suits hearty meals

askme
askme

aguardiente or admiral nelsons for me

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