Face thread?

Evilember
Evilember

face thread?

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.instagram.com/jessicabeppler/?hl=en
Firespawn
Firespawn

Can someone explain to me what the point of these threads is?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

better pic

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Firespawn
Ego-boosting?

Three (You)s and maybe I'll post

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Firespawn
lot of people think they are better looking/more fashionable than they really are and want to fish for compliments on Veeky Forums from strange men online
@Evilember
@TalkBomber
not horrible but typical moonface asian plus your face says to me you smoke cigs in public whenever you can to show off what a badass you are

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TalkBomber
you look like me

TreeEater
TreeEater

"Hello. Is this the early 2000's? Yes? I just wanted to know if I still had hair when you cats were around."

"I did? up to like 2008? Well, alright. Thanks. I'll be in touch."

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
Boy or girl?

eGremlin
eGremlin

BAHH!!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BlogWobbles
Gender-Fluid, duh

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Ignoramus
Yo, you want to go bombing in chelsea at 3am and run some pockets when the clubs let out?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TalkBomber
smile or close your mouth. you look like a fish.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@5mileys
That looks like overgrowth or some syndrome at least

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard
smile
Do people actually smile all the time

farquit
farquit

@Harmless_Venom
no, they're just not mouthbreathers

likme
likme

@Lunatick
t. chinlet

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
you all look the same

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
Do you want to be my girlfriend?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@5mileys
You look like the chad form the chad vs virgin meme

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Evilember
@TalkBomber
close mouth

@Emberfire
qt

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TalkBomber
@Boy_vs_Girl
no fucking way this is the same person, its like a brilliant before and after transition commercial for a sex reassignment surgeon

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
i think you might be legitimately retarded

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Nojokur
I have one already._.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberburn
@Emberfire
The first poster here is actually normal and the second is retarded. That post did imply it was a 'mouth closed' pic from the OP. The problem is trying to decipher meaning from the language of 15 yr olds with attention deficit, where every phoneme has absolutely no relationship with what comes before and after it. This is fascinating, I'm printing it out for a class.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I need (You)s

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
you need loos more than yous

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
Budum tss

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StrangeWizard
No.. close is a verb. It's clearly imperative mood.
"closed mouth" as an adjective would have implied it was the same person taking a new photo.
don't hurt yourself brainlet

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Gigastrength
take a shower

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Sorry it’s like a general pic instead of just the face

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Gigastrength
"im here at uc berkeley and some NAZI JUST PUNCHED ME!!! i told him what a racist he was and he scampered away and then everyone clapped."

5mileys
5mileys

@5mileys
spooked

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Gigastrength
you look like you're gonna file false rape charges against me

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

yall ugly *snaps*

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Boy_vs_Girl
you look like lil pump if he newer blew up and got any money but still tried to look cool and flex like ouu on pics

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
back to where you came from, fucktard

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evilember
You look like the male version of me

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Dreamworx
flex like ouu

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Good evening fellas

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@5mileys
Hi Chad

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Garbage Can Lid
Elliot! What's up my man?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

uhhhhhhhhh

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PurpleCharger
be my gf

Techpill
Techpill

@PurpleCharger
cute af

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Old ass photo before i cut my hair off

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I swear if my phone rotates this shit

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
wanna date

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methnerd
your style of clothing rly fits ur face. but u look kind of distraught

takes2long
takes2long

@King_Martha
Rip lol I alr have a bf

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
He looks like the kinda kid my friends would rob. I bet he makes for a great mirror, tho.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@iluvmen
KANDJSBSJSNSJAAHAHAAHAHA

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Gigastrength
lookin good.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@takes2long
This is gonna last...if he's studying to become a doctor.

Snarelure
Snarelure

That's a shit job these days. It swallows you up, it's so much school. Shit, in two weeks you can get a real estate license snd make so much more money with a real estate license, plusssss you can go to work high.

All the people are scumbags, tho.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Boy_vs_Girl
PLS BE IN MELBOURNE

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
HE ACTUALLY IS INTERESTED IN MEDICINE THATS THE BEST PART, He probably gonna end up doing engineering like his dad, hes a p stereotypical gook ngl

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

help

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TurtleCat
you're gonna be fine.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@whereismyname
I like your cheekbones, tripfriend

@PurpleCharger
pretty pretty

@Evilember
cute but close mouth

@Emberfire
cutest gal in the world

@Boy_vs_Girl
I might cry you're so pretty

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
what race are u

takes2long
takes2long

@Nude_Bikergirl
Human

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
Mexican aren't humans

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
i am not that guy but how did you guess I was from Mexico?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
tacos

SniperGod
SniperGod

Dyed my hair not too long ago thinking of possibly trying to go more ginger, apologies for the low quality image.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Skullbone
So no real deduction and just a guess? :(

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
post ur taco ass

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
Racism is not nice >:P

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@5mileys
Grow your hair back NOW. Also what's your ethnicity?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
i was calling u a fatty >:DDD >hehe

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperGod
post feet

Lunatick
Lunatick

Is this a thread for who can look like the biggest jackass?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
Oh, sorry for calling you racist then. But also still not nice

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
Your mouth is so fucking tiny holy sht

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spazyfool
Those bushy eyebrows! I love em.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lunatick
@Spazyfool
@CodeBuns
@TurtleCat
@PackManBrainlure
@Methnerd
@PurpleCharger
@Garbage Can Lid
@Emberfire
@5mileys
@Ignoramus
@TalkBomber
LOL cant imagine life looking like this

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fried_Sushi
Latin/Mediterranean
And yeah buzz cuts don't do well with sloped foreheads, might go for a long mane idk

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
Whoops meant to reply to @Ignoramus

iluvmen
iluvmen

masochist here, be mean pls.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PurpleCharger
y cuz ur jealous u never will??? hehehe

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PurpleCharger
With a couple unfortunate exceptions, those are unflattering photos taken of average-looking people. Which is something you'd know if you ever went outside. I pass hundreds of people on the street every day who're about as attractive as most of them.

Are you a teenager or a shut-in?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
lol you must be real ugly. average is still ugly moron

Illusionz
Illusionz

@iluvmen
Doesn't seem like maybe the best picture. You have a few skin blemishes and whatnot but I think you look cute.

massdebater
massdebater

@PurpleCharger
you don't have to be a dick all the time you know

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
so creepy you look cool
@5mileys
you look like you control your car with your toes/10
@idontknow
meme demarco fan that actually does drugs/10
@Boy_vs_Girl
a-are you autistic too?
@PurpleCharger
would let shoot me in winter war/10
@TurtleCat
lose the fuggen fat m8 and youre there

J U S T E V E N M O R E

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@CouchChiller
found daytime pic, no i didnt go out like that

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Evilember
@TalkBomber
Can I suck on your hair and gain its powers?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CouchChiller
Lmao is this really you

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
@PurpleCharger
@Flameblow
you sexy devils

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@CouchChiller
Im borderline underweight. :(

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Firespawn
neck yourself fucking cunt

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SniperGod
@Boy_vs_Girl
Only two people here that ar above average, wtf happened to this place, previous year there were way more beautyfull posters around.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberfire
Thanks I guess.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lunatick
stop sucking your cheeks in to gain a facial structure

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire
Tbf he did imply he was trying to look like a jackass. He's p good looking imo anyway

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

blease rade

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
cute little muslim girl/10

Soft_member
Soft_member

inb4 mustache

I know its bad i just didnt get around to trimming it,

6 months in on beard growth since /bald/

Febuary makes a year

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
action bronson's little brother/10

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Tell me how fucking ugly I am

I almost get off of this shit

5mileys
5mileys

@Soft_member
@Spazyfool
I ship, pre-pubescent muslim girl and dominant Jihadi man a match made in paradise.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
not ugly at all

massdebater
massdebater

@Lunatick
What's that product on your hair fampai?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SomethingNew
Actually have a pretty face

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SomethingNew
get off off*

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sharpcharm
Is it though?

is it not getting off of something ?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SomethingNew
Your eyes make me want to puke, they give off the same vibe as oatmeal that's been fermenting for months in the hot sun

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

One of my better pictures. Do I have a chance, Veeky Forums?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Kind of want to go for a mild buzz. Some short cuts recommendations?

King_Martha
King_Martha

I have no clue how to selfie properly

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperGod
That would be physically escaping it.

takes2long
takes2long

k

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Lunatick
Omg you are the cutest thing i've ever seen be mine pls

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@King_Martha
u look a little too polished

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Flameblow
gay ass bug you have no right using the computer

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nude_Bikergirl
Your eyes are running away from each other

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

guess my ethnicity and I'll tell you how wrong you are on a scale of 1 to seeking validation on Veeky Forums

TechHater
TechHater

AHHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH LMFAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDD THIS TRHEAD ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SomethingNew
Look like one of those shaved headed girls with fat asses

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Thanking god I don’t look like any of u plebs itt

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Roast me and my big ass forehead

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

i am not gay

massdebater
massdebater

@iluvmen
you have fucking potential. not joking dude just clean up the skin and moustache and you could model

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Boy_vs_Girl
hello I am in love nice 2 meet u

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@whereismyname
ayy what up ma fay brothaaaaa
@Garbage Can Lid
you have a pig nose
@PurpleCharger
PLS BE IN CALI
@PackManBrainlure
what are u doing on Veeky Forums brah?
@Nude_Bikergirl
i'd let u go on a date with me too bad u like chinese ppl weird.. not sure why ppl are too insecure to date indians lol..

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lord_Tryzalot
cut that disghusting fucking hair jesus christ

WebTool
WebTool

05:15.69 mile

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StrangeWizard
No way those eyes are real. Christ man.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Firespawn
No,thats a qt ass hair

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool
Wash your face,you greasy fuck

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod
full pyerrrrk please!!!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@FastChef
face is okay but you need a better hairstyle. you have a similar face structure to mila kunis. maybe look into what her usual hairstyle looks like and copy her.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger
Can’t read you little bitch?
Taken after running

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I need to brush my goddamn eyebrows

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
you'd look so much better with long hair

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
qt. don't listen to user about hair. How do they know what kinda cut you have from pic with braids?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Dreamworx
Holy fuck you're cute

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@5mileys
here

Guess I'll post a frontal

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Ugly af

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Dreamworx
is ayylmao
has ayylmao shirt

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

blegh

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
you look good, no worries man. just work on your inner shit and get confident and you'll have no problem coming up in this world. cheer up man!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Nude_Bikergirl
That's funny because I actually don't

SniperGod
SniperGod

R8 no h8

RavySnake
RavySnake

Ps im actually very famous

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
Go back to rehab, Jules

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
Ashe...?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sharpcharm
at)
<33333333333 much love

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lord_Tryzalot
not gay
What a shame

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TurtleCat
Gotta tour with voidz this month

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Emberburn
@StrangeWizard
You're both bloody stupid sons of bitches

girlDog
girlDog

rate me my dudes

farquit
farquit

@Flameblow
Not that user, but I'm somehow convinced.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Flameblow
slut

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@girlDog
sexy son of a muffin farmer

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
lose weight

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
Thx, bby. <3

SniperGod
SniperGod

@takes2long
that's...not a boyfriend

RumChicken
RumChicken

@FastChef
pls be my gf

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Nude_Bikergirl
8/10 but i sense this is a very flattering pic

JunkTop
JunkTop

u are all fucked up looking

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@ZeroReborn
mexican

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Flameblow
Started jerking off to your ass but I couldn't cum so I stopped trying. Not even kidding. Lost my boner half way through. Do more squats.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@ZeroReborn
so which ones your mom?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evil_kitten
yep

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hey

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Need_TLC
Your sexual frustration is palpable, my man

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
Pssshh, no, I have a beautiful model asian qt GF to whom I give 40 orgasms a minute :^]

girlDog
girlDog

@TalkBomber
@girlDog
@RavySnake
@SniperGod
@Flameblow
@Poker_Star
@Evil_kitten
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Fried_Sushi
@FastChef
@WebTool
@Sharpcharm
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Dreamworx
@TechHater
@ZeroReborn
@Supergrass
@takes2long
@King_Martha
@Lunatick
@LuckyDusty
@JunkTop
@SomethingNew
@Soft_member
@Spazyfool
@Flameblow
@PurpleCharger
@CouchChiller
@iluvmen
@Lunatick
@SniperGod
@Spazyfool
@CodeBuns
@TurtleCat
@takes2long
@Nude_Bikergirl
@PackManBrainlure
@Methnerd
@PurpleCharger
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Garbage Can Lid
@Boy_vs_Girl
@whereismyname
@Gigastrength
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Emberfire
@idontknow
@5mileys
@Ignoramus
@TalkBomber
@Evilember
/soc/
you all deserve a ban.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

older pic, my hair is a bit longer now

5mileys
5mileys

@Flameblow
you look like someone who really enjoy getting his ass eaten

SniperGod
SniperGod

@5mileys
The asshole is the most under appreciated sex organ.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Flameblow
Cersi Lannister

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
exactly what I was thinking earlier but didn't say it lol

Inmate
Inmate

@Soft_member
Why not, it's a compliment for her, she's sexy

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StrangeWizard
you are very good looking :0

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Inmate
I don't think her face looks like cersi, just her hair

I just thought of Cersi when I first saw it due to her hair, but more i looked at it the less I thought nah

SniperWish
SniperWish

R8
I really need to learn fa since I just dress basic as heck
Also need hair suggestions

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
REE phoneposting flipped me

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fried_Sushi
too much minecraft... just too much...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Flameblow
why woudlnt it be me you high school drug dealer looking faggit

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TalkBomber
it has no eyelids...how does it blink?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@New_Cliche
doesnt

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@haveahappyday
You look like a pretty handsome guy.
@SniperWish
I really need to learn fa since I just dress basic as heck
I mean if you want to adapt to /fa/'s interpretation of fashion I would go for some kind of SLP heroin model look like pic related since you are the right kind of skinny and have a nice enough face for it. Or just browse the board for yourself until find a style you like.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TalkBomber
Is that weird tattooed on?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
beard*

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Harmless_Venom
yes it is, its like some tribal lines, they're pretty much faded by now

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
I actually really like it, awesome stuff dude

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@eGremlin
i'd hit that

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@cum2soon
thank you dude!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

hello boyos

just a shitty nordick/baltid phenotype passing through

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stupidasole
Fill my ovaries with your nordick seed.
@Nude_Bikergirl
hot

iluvmen
iluvmen

No sleep for days

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@iluvmen
cute

whereismyname
whereismyname

Tfw no replies.

Methshot
Methshot

@Stupidasole
manuel neuer?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Validate me

WebTool
WebTool

@whereismyname
which one are ya babe?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Snarelure
Nose of peace

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Snarelure
deathnic/10

King_Martha
King_Martha

new thread?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Lunatick
Can you explain to me what deathnic is?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Eh. Need a haircut.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Supergrass
u look like a turbo manlet

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TalkBomber
Napalmvictim/10

askme
askme

@Supergrass
The phone is almost the size of ur face boyo

massdebater
massdebater

@Supergrass
white aziz ansari
@Stupidasole
you would look like a male model if your face was slimmer
@haveahappyday
cute
@TalkBomber
@Evilember
cute

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@massdebater
thanks :))

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TalkBomber
Wear all black like MC Ride and beanies, mean mug more, youll look cool
@SniperWish
Change of haircut would do wonders
@Stark_Naked
You got a neat aesthetic

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Spazyfool
uhhhh are u cuentyn from more skids?

RavySnake
RavySnake

What aesthetic should I go for fit wise?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Hair or shaved head?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
@Boy_vs_Girl

Whether this OP or some other person, whoever it is she's really damn cute. I wish I knew her.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

FUCK OFF TO /soc/
FUCK OFF TO /soc/
FUCK OFF TO /soc/
FUCK OFF TO /soc/

this shit doesn't belong on this board, take your insecure friends and leave

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Emberburn
@ZeroReborn
I'm not the op ._.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
That's amazing!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BlogWobbles
I'd rock longer hair
@RavySnake
Sleeze
@Snarelure
Handsome lad, are you of french/Hispanic decent?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
You're cute.

likme
likme

@AwesomeTucker
Puerto rican/white

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TalkBomber
Literally Kim Jong Un with a wig

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nude_Bikergirl
L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@FastChef
L O N D O N?
O
N
D
O
N
?

FastChef
FastChef

How should I dress to make things better? I already work outalot to square my round face

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@5mileys
the virgin chad
@Gigastrength
Studies "Gender theory" but skips class to smash the patriarchy by doing coke with her loser friends
@Boy_vs_Girl
Can't complete a sentence without the word "dude" being said at least once. Will be mind blown if you don't like the same bands as him and may even get mad about it
@PurpleCharger
Albanian taxi driver
@Flameblow
That kid at uni who majors in drama
@Spazyfool
That kid who thinks he's the class clown but is just annoying
@LuckyDusty
Geeky kid at uni who only talks in memes
@King_Martha
Male feminist that rapes women
@takes2long
Just living with his parents till he gets back on his feet
@ZeroReborn
Will lecture you about genders that don't exist because you had the audacity to refer to her as "she"
@Dreamworx
See above
@Lord_Tryzalot
Will claim that a band "Saved my life"
@WebTool
Dropped out of school at 13 but it's cool cause he's definitely gonna be the next big UFC fighter
@Evil_kitten
Has a "hitlist" of his classmates
@RavySnake
Teachers told him he would be nothing, he agrees and gives the teacher a "shaka" hand gesture
@girlDog
Listens to death metal but is a pussy irl
@Supergrass
Studies software engineering, says he's gonna invent the next Facebook

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BlogWobbles
buzz

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BlogWobbles
longer hair

TreeEater
TreeEater

@RavySnake
sleaze, haider, palmiers du mal, scarface, 80s miami, aloha shirts, romeo and juliet(dicaprio flick).

JunkTop
JunkTop

@girlDog
N O F U N Z O N E

King_Martha
King_Martha

What's a good beard length?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@King_Martha
@viagrandad
Alternatively, clean shaven
Ignore the hair in all (or pick one), I don't know what I'm doing

Playboyize
Playboyize

help me

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BlogWobbles
Hair

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@kizzmybutt
Well it honestly depends on what your midface looks like. You have a good enough jaw to where you don't need a beard, but sometimes a beard elevates somebody regardless, see: Nick Bateman

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
This enough to work with?
Excuse the faggy pose

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Raving_Cute
Yes. Keep the fucking beard exactly like in this pic. You're maxed out. Although your eyebrows maybe a little TOO thick, really crowds your forehead.

likme
likme

@w8t4u
Maxed out as in my face is at max capacity?
How can I fix the brows? Should I try and remove the bottom of the outer part? So it's more arched and less boxed

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
Yeah p much you're beautiful man. And idk exactly how to go about it, but the upper right edges of your eyebrows are a little exaggerated imo. That's just me though.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@haveahappyday
post pic with longer hair. You look good with that length, though
@AwesomeTucker
Looking good, very nice hair

You're too negative in here, fellas, not gay btw

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
Thanks man.
I've always been a little self-conscious of my thick brows but always too scared to try and adjust anything out of fear of making too big of a change
Don't know if the triangular points have to go to make them more rectangular, or if the bottom needs to be shaped to make them clearly arched

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

tfw have a stupid, fat, dead eyed, bad toothed face

i fucking hate attractive people
somuch

FastChef
FastChef

@RavySnake
Personally I'd take off the triangular portions. You want your eyebrows to be as low-set as possible.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PurpleCharger
you look like a PLO type, gonna bomb a drugstore in west berlin?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

sup

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Boy_vs_Girl

Is this a picture of you, user? I honestly think you're gorgeous if it IS you..... But if it's someone else, can you please share her name? Sigh.....

Inmate
Inmate

@Booteefool
Flattered someone took the time to draw my goofy face, looks great.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BlogWobbles
The inside edges of your eyebrows look weird and unnatural

King_Martha
King_Martha

behold, my jew nose.

(im not jewish)

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MATE

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@viagrandad
Holy shit you're beautiful

hairygrape
hairygrape

Rate or something

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Snarelure
you look like me. Like we could be brothers, where is your father from

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
I bet you would look good without the beak

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Israel
s
r
a
e
Jk

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Carnalpleasure
Post pic

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@iluvmen
Yo look like a roman mosaic. Fuck-huge eyes. Def interesting looking/unique features. You could probably model

w8t4u
w8t4u

Contributing

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
good jokes in this post

every roast is so spot on lmao **

what humour

what originality

what wit

wew

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@w8t4u
put on a suit for a job interview (nigger)
@hairygrape
sand (nigger)
@King_Martha
european suicide bombing core
@Evilember
skipped
@viagrandad
whoever said you're beautiful is a faggot. you look to have downs, your lips are way too big, your ears are horribly deformed and you dress queer
@Supergrass
i feel sorry for you
@RavySnake
look like a huge faggot
@BlogWobbles
fine either way
@iluvmen
ew no
@TurtleCat
inferior (genetically)
@Methshot
nice security cam pic you would see on the news after you shoot up a school, fag
@Spazyfool
trips jude
@Flameblow
the fact that you look like a boy turns me on more in the straightest possible way
@Lord_Tryzalot
such a fag tho
@Dreamworx
the saddest realization of your life is that no one would want to rape you so you dont get to call yourself a rape victim

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles
@King_Martha

im not a mudslime either. I just have Adrien Brody disease.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
hard to tell when you use black and white filter
post skin tone
either way its unfortuante but not being muslim makes things a bit better

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@New_Cliche

I'm half white and half Spanish (from Spain, not taco land). I guess there is just deep Mediterranean (olive nigger?) roots that make me look this way.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Sir_Gallonhead
wtf is white and half spanish, enough with the fake identities Freedomlanders

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Boy_vs_Girl
Not real

Spamalot
Spamalot

Just cut things off with a girl I had strong feelings for, and now I'm drunk as fuck.

idontknow
idontknow

@Evilember
thats a bad haircut on asians

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
Which one of them was you?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@ZeroReborn
half toad?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
Everyone has 2 parents. One of mine is white, and from sweden, and the other is white (but kinda brown) from spain.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Dreamworx
You look like an european raver girl from the 90's

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@hairygrape
very nice <3

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Poker_Star
none, this is me@Spazyfool
give me your best "comedic" roast

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spazyfool
skinny latino Salman Khan

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@likme
Puerto rican/white
So you're a nigger

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

bathroom selfie because lighting

need to work on clearing up scars

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@LuckyDusty
thxx!!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Crazy_Nice
bandcamp.com made life a bit more nice i guess

MPmaster
MPmaster

put me out of my misery

King_Martha
King_Martha

@takes2long
I'll kick the shit out of your faggot boyfriend and fuck you up the ass till you love me

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You all look like fucking mutts,

massdebater
massdebater

@MPmaster
weakest facial hair i've ever seen on a man

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@MPmaster
you look fine. great, even. stop lurking Veeky Forums

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha
this is why people don't like you, user

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@w8t4u
pretty beautiful

SniperWish
SniperWish

@PackManBrainlure
People worship me, whether they like it or not

Illusionz
Illusionz

validate me effay

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
slav?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CodeBuns
2 questions:

1. Are you a guy or a girl?
2. What happened to your top lip?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spazyfool
See pic related.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
Venezuelan Shia Lebouf

@Nude_Bikergirl
Filipino Fuccboi exchange student

@MPmaster
The 35 y/o arab that worked out twice

@Illusionz
A youtubers sidekick who keeps laughing loudly during videos

@Spamalot
Saving up to buy a "candy van"

Firespawn
Firespawn

@ZeroReborn
You look like a gay gook scientist

@Dreamworx
Degenerate

@Lord_Tryzalot
Your picture says otherwise

@Fried_Sushi
You would make a sadistic, lonely and bitter old hag in a few years.

@Lord_Tryzalot
You look something between a reptile and a peruvian roid addict.

@girlDog
"I collect my little pony merch but i also listen to metal"

@TalkBomber
You look like a creepy crack-selling nigga

@haveahappyday
You look uncomfortable.

@SniperWish
You would suit well in Radiohead.

@Stupidasole
Someone crossed a brit with a snake.
You look like you crawled out of a previously undiscovered cave.

@Nude_Bikergirl
You look like you stink

@iluvmen
I dont know where I am
I dont know what I am wearing
But I know I have to kill

@Snarelure
If the meme Veeky Forums meetup had an orgy, you'd be the son.

@Supergrass
How's women studies going for you?
Getting enough estrogen per day?

@AwesomeTucker
Fag

@Playboyize
Mega-fag

@Raving_Cute
Professor Pajeet

@Crazy_Nice
Twink with HIV

@viagrandad
Gay black guy

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Illusionz
8/10

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nude_Bikergirl
Show booty

cum2soon
cum2soon

@AwesomeTucker
Sitcom protagonist/10

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TalkBomber
better
are you sure?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@CouchChiller
@PurpleCharger
this is great

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Nude_Bikergirl
Kiss me

JunkTop
JunkTop

i'm not a Hypebeast.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Boy_vs_Girl
Fake
@Sir_Gallonhead
Here you go,
https://www.instagram.com/jessicabeppler/?hl=en

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What you guys think about Aurora's face?
Its her nose too potato?

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