What if you could kill everyone that wears a particular brand?
What if you could kill everyone that wears a particular brand?
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i'd find out what brand you wear op
fpbp
Primark
>:)
hullo, reddit *BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
You'd kill off the entire british working class.
These. As ugly as they are, I'm more considering the KIND of person and just how much I'd like them gone.
Think 5' 10", 220 lb, 45 year old white dad with two young daughters, standing in line for a ride at Six Flags or something. Sunglasses on, navy blue baseball cap with an absurdly curved bill placed atop his clean-shaven head, stubble on his tanned face (that certain horrendous skin tone those guys all seem to have: a mix of brown, gray, and red)
He's wearing a blue polo maybe, or perhaps a black tee with the Monster logo on it—something of the like. From under the shirt spills a little taste of his turgid, swaying, happy-trailed gut, which hangs over and weighs down the front of the elastic band in his beige cargo shorts while the back is still hiked up above his slightly bulbous ass.
The cargo shorts drape to just below his knees, and from them protrude his thick, brown, hairy legs, which come to an end in a beaten pair of Keens—maybe boat shoes if his wife told him to "dress nice" that day.
People like that are a special fucking case, man. I tend to be a pretty forgiving person, and I'm a strong believer that people I don't like still have every right to exist, but those people are fucking cattle. I want to take one of those Anton Chigurh-style pressurized bolt pistols and just put a metal rod in the head of every single one of these guys alive, right at the base of their skull and straight into the cerebellum. Put them out of their sweaty, heavy, furrow-browed misery. Use their body matter to plug dams or fill in pot holes or something, I don't care. The world is sick with these people and their shitty little jam-covered-hands-smearing-all-over-the-ipad-with-the-military-grade-ballistic-gel-protective-case daughters.
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Let's just start putting full-sized versions of these in rural areas and bait them with Sports Illustrated subscriptions or Jack Link's beef jerky or something. The problem will solve itself.
>Vans
>Converse
>Adidas
>Nikes
>Levi’s
>Lee’s
>Champion
>Colombia
>North Face
>Patagonia
>Birkenstocks
>Cheap Monday
>Naked and Famous
>Acne
>Supreme
>Off-White
>Louis Vuitton
>Bape
>Demna’s Balenciaga
>All Saints
>Gosha Rubchinskiy
>Balmain
>Yeezy
>Fear of God
>Brooks Brothers
>CDG Play
>Gucci
>H&M
>Asos
>Uniqlo
>Armani and the rest of it’s flankers
>Goyard
>Fila
>Fragment Design
>G-Star
>Givenchy
>Giuseppe Zanotti
>J. Crew
>Banana Republic
>Nautica
>Kappa
>Places+Faces
>Reebok
>Mugler
>Tom Ford
>Versace
>Will Fry
>424 on Fairfax
>Vetements
>hanes
all you faggots would get btfo
why
This. Also Captcha
>kill all supreme wearers
>next day, reports of a racist attack surface in which thousands of chubby asian manlets were found dead
...
reported
im alive lol
piere cardin tee and wallmart sweats
>Vans
>Converse
>Adidas
>Nikes
>Levi’s
>Lee’s
>Champion
>Colombia
>North Face
>Patagonia
>Birkenstocks
>Cheap Monday
>Naked and Famous
>Acne
>Supreme
>Off-White
>Louis Vuitton
>Bape
>Demna’s Balenciaga
>All Saints
>Gosha Rubchinskiy
>Balmain
>Yeezy
>Fear of God
>Brooks Brothers
>CDG Play
>Gucci
>H&M
>Asos
>Uniqlo
>Armani and the rest of it’s flankers
>Goyard
>Fila
>Fragment Design
>G-Star
>Givenchy
>Giuseppe Zanotti
>J. Crew
>Banana Republic
>Nautica
>Kappa
>Places+Faces
>Reebok
>Mugler
>Tom Ford
>Versace
>Will Fry
>424 on Fairfax
>Vetements
>Pierre Cardin
>Walmart
You've just killed off half of humanity
Good.
What if I make my own brand, and no one ever buys it so I just kill myself?
Mainline CDG and raf survivor reporting in ( and local basics not mentioned)
Jordans
>being this much of a bitter cunt
did you really take this thread and those replies seriously? lmao
Sad lad who’s favorite brands were in that list.
Gildan
I'd just limit it to a lame brand like Hentai or anybody who shops at VFiles
The only people alive would be 3rd-worlders and this guy
Hello poorfag
Mossimo sweats here
Yeah that would kill me a couple of times
start with anyone who wears geobaskets post-2009
hater gonna hate
Anyone over 18 wearing Tapout and DC
you look like the virgin in the virgin v chad pics lol
American Eagle
Post 2015 Cav empt
Why though? People who wear primark clothing are generally poor or don’t care about fashion.
off white
superrradical
ironic that most supreme wearers are flyover state whites
all of these
w2c OP?
yeha let's kill the whole world >:)
ctrl f "target"
im good
>Lacoste
>Stone Island
>Canada Goose
>Ralph Lauren
>Tommy Hilfiger
>Non Grada
>Kenzo
>Scotch & Soda
>Puma
>America Today
>Superdry
>Asics
>Dunlop
>Gaastra
>Van Bommel
>WE
>Gap
>Esprit
>Ray Ban
>Armani
I think I forgot quite a few tbqh
angry asian chublet detected
it's mainly preteen white boys though
i'm 6'3, blue eyed, blonde and white
try again
...
whats wrong with vfiles
Ik ben het best wel eens met deze lijst oetz
zara.
You killed me 7 times over
Wtf I died 8 times
this
also wtb all the opn cav empt stuff
Zo duidelijk Nederlands?
>Coolcat
>Abercrombie (Hollister included)
too btw
Rick Owens
i think vineyard vines is a good place to start
wtf I died dude not cool
Ja vooral door Scotch and Soda, Kenzo, WE en Van Bommel.
Ik wil echt iedereen dood hebben die Canada Goose draagt, zet daarnaast ook nog Superdry bij en Patta als je over Nederland praat
You just killed this entire board.
bye bye everyone who wears air force ones
i'm sorry yung lean this is just a sacrifice I have to make
What's wrong with forever 21?? oh wait
>::)))) u didn't say them >:)
I survived tho
do you make your own clothes?
>Uniqlo
You killed me