Goth Hoe Style Thread / Inspo

Soft_member
Soft_member

the ONLY correct way girls should look

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLfec0nIJ-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh-lvwryJng
5mileys
5mileys

tfw you will never meet a qt 3.14 emo shawty

Bidwell
Bidwell

they didn't realize halloween was over a month ago

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
fucking idiot haha u tried 2 roast but this dont make sense cuz the pics were not taken recently fucking idiot haha

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

emo girls were better

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Bidwell
based

@haveahappyday
@happy_sad
@farquit
@Soft_member
want a clown gf like this? be 6'4" and attractive. being well dressed really is optional.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Inmate
he's not saying that these pictures were taken recently, he's saying that these girls should only put on this kind of makeup/look on halloween because its gaudy and ridiculous

farquit
farquit

@farquit
shed look cuter in a normal, non edgy look. why do some people do this gay shit?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Like this?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
tfw no fat goth gf

Snarelure
Snarelure

@happy_sad
w2c?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@viagrandad
my dick has never been so erect

StonedTime
StonedTime

@farquit
maybe because shes having fun leave her alone

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@farquit
Some people wear clothes to expess themselves user

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Soft_member
I was blessed with a very sweet goth gf that I'm wifing someday.
pic related

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
Damn so cute

Supergrass
Supergrass

this is just corny

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad

Holy shit my dick is dustin diamonds right now!

askme
askme

@viagrandad

Sauce!

SniperWish
SniperWish

Do goth girls have a special dick sucking technique?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Goth girls are top tier but I also like the opposite of them.
You know the girls who wear pink and white, cute clothes, skirts and long socks, and smile all the time.
What are they called "angle girls"?
Anyone post inspo?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
"angle girls"
oopies

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SomethingNew
mental instability, the desire to be a complete contrarian, be praised for it, hedonistic tendencies and vapid personalities are not top tier

Don't plan on your relationship exceeding half a year

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

old goths y/n

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
so the same as the girls posted in this thread? cool

implying art hoes and goth hoes aren't for quick fucks exclusively

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
Only v pretty and /thin/ girls should dress like this but otherwise yes, you're right

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Inmate
b8

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

<= when art hoes pretend they're goth

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
That grammer is terrible. Stop while you’re ahead.

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfw no big titty goth mommy gf who feeds you from her big milkers

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
tfw only small titty indie gf that is your princess and can't even feed you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StonedTime
shes having fun
That's not goth

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
How do I dress better as a husky goth guy? I look like Vandal Savage and i just want to dress in something that compliments my frame other than a black tee and pants.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fried_Sushi
think Kim Jong-un

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
People shaping their identity around the clothes they wear cannot begin wearing different clothes to try to fit in with different people.
Like you aren't all posers

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'm a 6,3f skinny boy. How do I become andro-male goth

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
pic was supposed to be attached

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
- dye hair black
- work on getting the right kind of posture(look at pics of goth chads from the 90s)
- get some jackboots, black skinny corduroy pants, light grey shrivelled cotton/linen coat/cardigan obvious distressing, be very pale, wear black nail polish, wear some eyeliner

Snarelure
Snarelure

@w8t4u
Everything is a posture, but some postures are better than others.

And the art hoe pseudogoth postuee is a shitty one that warrants the use of insecticides to the face

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Soft_member
I'm way too goofy to dress like a dictator

JunkTop
JunkTop

@w8t4u
The whole "art hoe, goth gf, witch lady" trend only happened in the beginning of this year. Girls who were the complete opposite of goth last year were magically dyeing everything black. Its a bit more than a coincidence if you ask me and many others.

I get where you're coming from that were getting our britches in a bunch because of this shit. But its fucked that those girls can just jump the gun like that and be accepted as a whole. Where as those who were goth the majority of their lives were bullied and pariahs.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Will 2018 be the year of the Goth Revival?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TurtleCat
You mean Goth Resurrection? No. I think it was this year.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

sure is 2015 ITT

viagrandad
viagrandad

How do I achieve goth hoe (male) mode? Not (male) as in tranny, (male) as in male.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@viagrandad
Goth hoe (female) would be equivalent to sadboi.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sharpcharm
Is there stuff for that that isn't retarded vaporwave meme shirts with sad faces on them nor bright pink onesies? Always thought this nu goth stuff like @farquit

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
Looked comfy but still pretty nice.

tfw you accidentally post because your brain is melting

FastChef
FastChef

@SniperWish
Yeah
They roll their eyes to back of their heads and make guttural sounds while they suck you off

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

thoughts on these 80's goth girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLfec0nIJ-M

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@viagrandad
this was the same as my post:
@Playboyize

this wasn't really what I was looking for:
@Methnerd

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Stark_Naked
I WANT TO GO BACK

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@viagrandad
MORE!!!!!!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sharpcharm
HEY EVERYONE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot
HEY EVERYONE I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
HEY EVERYONE IM AN UNORIGINAL CUNT

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@likme
wew

Emberburn
Emberburn

not a single real goth girl has been posted yet

WebTool
WebTool

@RumChicken
mm the root and boot is a smart move, but i sincerely hope the 'gib me goth gf' is purely ironic.

or does girlfriend not mean long term partner anymore?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what type of guy do goth hoes like?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Emberburn
Things have happened since the 80's, user. Had the best music though.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
The same guys art hoes and sjw hoes like

Rich, handsome jerks who treat em like shit

Supergrass
Supergrass

@viagrandad
Gothicc

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
Sk8r bois and mac demarco copycats

Supergrass
Supergrass

@MPmaster
your gf is a qt, is she single?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Illusionz
Nice guys, we never get a fair shake... am I right, fellow 'channer?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

can we have a thread like this but for us boys

JunkTop
JunkTop

@viagrandad
thanks

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
I want this too

I wish bois could dress up as cute as grills but without the negative stigma

Supergrass
Supergrass

Trad goth > nu goth hoes

Methnerd
Methnerd

@viagrandad
Where 2 cop

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@viagrandad
meinnnn gotth!

Techpill
Techpill

Daily reminder that a Thot in black isn't a goth hoe.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
No. She's very friendly and fawns over me daily though.

she also has child bearing hips and an was that won't quit.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Techpill
Would fux.

I miss those trashy day-time talk shows.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Supergrass
She probably fucked that dog

Evilember
Evilember

@TalkBomber
Idunno. The hipster "indie girl" look that evolved into what this site calls "art hoe" is becoming closer to goth it seems

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
Wow. Honestly our artificial reproduction of goth today is much much better than the original goth

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
idek how you niggers assume this shit

@TalkBomber
Give it about another 30 years, friend

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evilember
there was always an interlap. Especially since alice glass cameo n the scene.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SomethingNew
im not gonna deny shes cute but how on gods earth is that goth hoe user

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SomethingNew
Reminds me of professor ivy

tfw no professor ivy MOMMY!! gf

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Inmate
best bait ive seen all day. good on you.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
kek

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
I wish I was born earlier to enjoy the peak of goth scene, damn

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SniperWish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh-lvwryJng

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Ignoramus
Usually see em here in the US arm in arm with dudes that look like they sleep in their denim jackets or boys that get bowl hair cuts.

But they are as easily-approachable, if not more-so than your regular normie white girl.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Ignoramus
My goth girlfriend told me to never wear anything goth. Idk, I met her on OW and had her attracted to me just through my behaviors before she even saw what I looked like.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
Goofy fucking cavemen.
They genuinely just like who they like. The majority of the ones that go after other goths seem to be more focused on style and not actual compatibility.
I know "be yourself" is the most normie advice but its the best for situation.

You can be an ugly fuck and get a qt if your personality is good.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Ignoramus
from personally experience the only girls that are attracted to me are "art hoe" and "goth girls." I'm skinny, pale, have long dark brown hair, sort of tall, dress well and in almost always dark colors. listen to good music and literally be a free spirit / yourself. everyone find thats last trait sexy

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

reply to this post with good IG goth accounts, femme boys or cute girls only

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@whereismyname
@Sir_Gallonhead
@MPmaster
Are you fucking serious mate?
Posting your fucking gf on Veeky Forums amd blogging like this? You have spent wayy too much or wayy too little time here.

Thank you,
Take care
-TGV

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SniperGod
Met her on OW
had her 'attracted to me' just through my behaviors before she even saw what I looked
just

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SomethingNew
in goth girl thread
has goth girlfriend
answers anons question on getting a goth gf.
Its not like I'm shitting up every thread with posts about her. Sorry if it makes you upset though.
pic related is soup and bread I baked last night. Hope that makes you happier user.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@whereismyname
@Sir_Gallonhead
@MPmaster
fat girls cant into goth. hell, fat people cant into fashion in general. your posts are proper cringe regardless

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
fuck off wristlet

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TreeEater
Say what you want, but I didn't find out that she modeled until pretty recently. Apparently, every guy she runs into puts her on a pedestal and kisses ass.

likme
likme

@CouchChiller
too much noodles but it looks decent.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Techpill

fuck i loved jenny jones so much. the episode names were so funny.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@5mileys
Why live?

girlDog
girlDog

How do I turn a goth gf into a goth wife?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TreeEater
It's beyond me how 80's fashion got so weird and flashy. I dig it though. Instantly nostalgic.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@whereismyname
Jake?

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
@massdebater
hes right though, you must be pretty young if bragging about a woman and on fa of all places gives you validation

Inmate
Inmate

@whereismyname
goddamn you two are ugly

Please stop feeding her so many bagels

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@eGremlin
ugh fuck you underage poster

Evilember
Evilember

@Illusionz
don't for get white, cis, het, tall... The usual.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Post goth fits for tranners

MPmaster
MPmaster

@5mileys
@Nude_Bikergirl
as if thats really that far fetched. i mean yeah emo has been kind of replaced with stock thot core. but like 30-40 percent of girls your age were previously emo, so just get them drunk and talk about mychemicalromance. She does some wardrobe digging just for the goof and there you go. Life aint so bad. Only problem is the wretched 'bangs' meme.

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
Apparently, every guy she runs into puts her on a pedestal and kisses ass.
wow man sounds cool. that totally wont turn south.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@JunkTop
This happens with every subculture. Normies appropriate whatever seems to start trending and run it into the ground in an effort to fit in while trying to convince themselves that they're "different". This is literally what triggered that whole hipster subculture, and ironically enough it met the same fate.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@haveahappyday
party girl

no thanks

MPmaster
MPmaster

@viagrandad
You could just kill yourself you fucking degenerate?

girlDog
girlDog

@Burnblaze
Kek

farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
mommy issues
Just because she loves Satan and wears black makeup, doesn’t make you less of a fucking cuck

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
im 22
@happy_sad
she is fat as fuck and so are you. there's no way either of you model. never come back to Veeky Forums again

StonedTime
StonedTime

@girlDog
yeah man supplicating a girl is the best way to get her wet af for you

@Methshot
this is coming from the guy who cant bench his bodyweight

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
this is coming from the guy who cant bench his bodyweight
you say this like it's a bad thing lol. you're on the wrong board fatso.
it's pathetic you need to post your land whale girlfriend here to have underaged kids validate your sad excuse for a relationship. you and your obese girlfriend should fuck off, greasy larpers

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
being is a wristlet is Veeky Forums

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
cognitive dissonance in effect

lol I have never had my body fat above 12% because i will involuntarily throw up if I eat too much

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
redditor detected

takes2long
takes2long

@FastChef
it's pathetic you need to post your land whale girlfriend here to have underaged kids validate your sad excuse for a relationship. you and your obese girlfriend should fuck off, greasy larpers
@Fuzzy_Logic

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw my dream g/f is a stylish sexy goth girl (not a cheesy mallgoth)
tfw not 2006-7 any more and girls like just vanished or are too old and have kids
the closest we have are disgusting (usually fat) weeb girls and cringey tumblrinas

I miss the mi-00s days of goth models like Masuimi Max, Apnea and goth alt-porn stars like Liz Vicious, Stoya and Avril Dawn

If only I could travel back in time. So much feels man

farquit
farquit

@Lunatick
Pic unrelated right? That looks like a mall goth

askme
askme

@Ignoramus
@Illusionz

Like all girls they only like handsome tall "Chad" types however they normally (and obviously) prefer more dark edgy "rock star" Chads.

Like Peter Steele. his band had a large female fan base mainly due to his looks and his smooth baritone voice.

Common sense my dear user

SniperWish
SniperWish

@farquit

I don't see how she is.

no loud kitschy band tees or cheesy edgelord tees
no animu/weeb/geek accessories
minimal tattoos and no piercings
subtle 2-tone hair color
classic simple black baseball jacket on black jeans

she was perfect. Don't talk shitto about mai retro porn-fu Mindy. I still miss her.

now pic-related here are Mall-goths. note the tacky plastic-like costume-y clothing.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@askme
Goth dudes are literally some of the worst trash. All massive abusive douches or ugly long haired dudes who wish they could pull off victorian goth with top hats. there's no inbetween.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperWish
Can you spot yung lean?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@AwesomeTucker
implying

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
wow you posted the exact person theyre talking about, he looks like he carries roofies in his coffin belt buckle

happy_sad
happy_sad

Help me lads. I keep matching with art hoes on Tinder (even though I'm average as fuck and my bio is boring). What the fuck do I talk to them about?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
art

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
What art though?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@King_Martha
Quads don't lie man. Voltaire is rad as hell, stop being a pissbaby because peoples opinions are different than yours.

Inmate
Inmate

@SomethingNew
theres only one form of art
art hoes only talk about art
i get the feel you dont know shit about art hoes

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad
music, art. i pretty much always start with talking about art or music and it always works

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
Where would I go ask them to go out to? I know seeing a live show or some music is ideal but I've got hearing damage and don't want to make it worse. What's something else?

I've also stopped drinking (though I think some art hoes are straight edge, so maybe this will help).

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Garbage Can Lid

is that how Voltaire looks like nowadays?

@AwesomeTucker
All massive abusive douches

which is probably why they laid so often. not trying to go with the "Nice guys finish last" schtick but let's be honest there's a reason why it's a common phrase.

Plus goth dudes are "mysterious" and "dark" which are cliche traits that young girls eat up

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
the films of Wong Kar Wai

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SomethingNew
why you gotta be such a fucking faggot, user?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Need_TLC
it was a decent pun, curb your austism

King_Martha
King_Martha

@AwesomeTucker
fuck you buddy!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@MPmaster
this

goth fashion tragically attracts fatties mostly which sucks because goth is only suited for skinny pale people. It's basically heroin-chic but with all black and fetish gear

one more pic of Mindy for now and no more. love this little oufit she wore

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha
Zoinks, Scoob. Like we're gonna be late for the Evanescense concert.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperWish
literally 2000s Hot Topic- the picture
I gagged

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Posting one more pic of a sexy 00s-era goth porn-star (sauce: Apnea from Lithium Picnic) before I nap cause I'm going to a goth club tonight and I'm hoping on landing me a goth qt like pic-related

also, any outfit recommendations? I'm thinking of going subtle; a black MA-1,
red NIN tee, faded black jeans and black docs.

wish me luck

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I decided the best way to get a goth hoe gf was to become a goth hoe
What are my odds?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Garbage Can Lid
which is probably why they laid so often. not trying to go with the "
that necklace

@Flameblow
which is probably why they laid so often
Of course, the majority of goth chicks are mentally fucking deranged, especially the toxic anorexic types. (@Carnalpleasure
this chick for example is a well known example.) thicc goth girls tend to be great personality wise but zero self esteem so they also love douche types.

@King_Martha
are you trying to say you're goth? 0/10

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PackManBrainlure
AHAHAHAHAH

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@haveahappyday
literal steak knife from a kitchen
kek

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

When will the health goth trend sweep America?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CouchChiller
all-flour diet
eat some veggies dude

FastChef
FastChef

@Soft_member

I am on a really important quest here guys
Can you tell me where to get the goth GF
Preferable 30+ goth GF that never got to live it out during her youth and instead will forever remain a goth GF from 30 onward instead of growing out of it like a loser

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Soft_member
i've counted, i've blown 35 loads to this thread. please continue

idontknow
idontknow

@Stupidasole
That's a lot even for 3 days.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Supergrass
The place to my right is still free, user. Have a seat on the floor
What do?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SniperWish
mATte LIP glawss

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef

Go to a big city in the US or Europe (mainly Germany) and find out your local alt/fetish/drag disco. I know it sounds like a joke but from what I noticed many of those clubs host goth nights and most of the clientele are 30+ and there are plenty of women (real women too not traps neither) who still rock the goth look a that age.

Legit full-on Goth clubs are rare these days and don't have too many regulars due to the 2006-7 Hot Topic myspace emo-goth/scene fad killing it off but they are still around.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@viagrandad
I need a source on this, senpai. This is the most important thing on the internet right now.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StrangeWizard
I agree with this. It's been a while since I've lived in a big city or been in the bdsm scene but it definitely attracted the goth girls/girls who never grew out of goth.

Techpill
Techpill

@FastChef
Go to shows. This describes the crowd at the last 5 shows I've been to, all goth/industrial from the 80s and 90s.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@CouchChiller
weak, nasty facial hair
fat ugly "goth" girl
take pictures of her at mall
brag about her on Veeky Forums
"if you just act like yourself you can have qt"
has clearly never had a qt
all starch diet

If this isn't bait then seriously kys. You are not providing anything informative here just some mid level cringe, further proof that fatties will fuck anyone, and great insight on how not to do gothic aesthetic

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TreeEater
sh-shutup!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TreeEater
@Sharpcharm
Terrible

girlDog
girlDog

@Fried_Sushi
F

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

"Quiet lad seeks big tiddy goth gf to discuss conspiracy theories and UFOs"

Is this okay for a tinder profile?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Raving_Cute
Ye

askme
askme

LOOKING FOR GOTH GIRLS IN NORTH BRISTOL, UK. H M L.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@askme
You're in Bristol. Just go on tinder and set it to fairly local.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BunnyJinx
walked straight into that one

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Get a neck tattoo and you'll have chicks like this fawning over you. I'm short and look like shit but pull chicks like this all the time because of it.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Mon visage lorsque je vois une pute basique qui fait semblant d'être goth pour attirer les queutards assoiffés qui ont jamais entendu parler de Bauhaus et qui trouvent que s'habiller en noir ça fait exotique.

Je recommande l'eau de javel en intraveineuse et 0,5 ml de débouche-évier dans les narines matin, midi et soir.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@viagrandad
@Sharpcharm
What the Fuck do the (()) even mean?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fuzzy_Logic
that's the same logic as wanting to date a female feminist so you basically become a faggy soyboy feminist. Just be yourself

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@kizzmybutt
SEETHING

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