if you tell me your best joke and I like it.
The amount of ethereum you'll get will depend on the last two digits of your post ... and a few other factors :) I'll check back periodically.
I'll give you Ether
if you tell me your best joke and I like it.
I have the best joke ever. Ready?
Ethereum is the future of money.
Have Norm jokes https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=itkg_fYcneg
Fugg I love Norm. He's touring btw, just saw him. Hilarious.
Wanna hear a joke?
Whats long, black, and smells like shit?
The unemployment line.
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone
-you smell different when you're awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can't wait to wear it
-he knows, don't go home
-I always knew you'd die in my arms
-mother told me it would be like this
What did the mexican say when the house he was building collapsed onto him?
"Get off me homes"
A Muslim goes into a gay bar.
50 people dies.
Send yourself the Ether.
How do you make a Toucan sing?
Leave it in the sun until its Bill Withers.
A elite fraternal club is initiating a new member. Theyre in the mountains in winter. They tell dude he has to pound a 12 pack of beer, trek into the woods, and kill a bear with just a knife. After that, they'll need to see if he can still make it with a woman, so he'll have to fuck a girl waiting ina cabin.
So dude sits and drinks all 12 beers. He's wasted. He goes staggering into the trees. After a while, they see trees shaking, a bear roaring, lots of commotion. After a few minutes of this, it goes quiet, and dude comes walking out of the trees covered in cuts and scratches and bite marks and says "Alright... where's this woman I gotta kill?"
A nigger walks into a white-only bar.
The barman sees him and asks him what he's doing here
then the nigger says, I'm white on the bottom of my feet
Gender and race are social constructs.
you know there was only one gunman and hundreds of queers in that bar, you'd think the gays would be a little better at bum rushing ya know?
Why do black people have white palms?
[spoiler] because everyone has a bit of good in them [/spoiler]
Why do woman have legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
What did the Nazi say to the Black Jew?
Get in the back of the oven.
Here's my address:
Two little boys where once playing by a stream when one of them spotted a women bathing naked in the stream. The 2 boys went over closely but hidden behind a bolder to get a better look. After a moment one of the boys ran off and the other, being confused of why his friend has run off from this rare opportunity, followed. When the boys caught up with each other, the boy asked his friend who had ran away, "Why did you run away from the stream?" and his friend replied "My mother told me I would be turned to stone if I ever saw a naked woman....and I felt something getting hard..."
Gay Muslim walks into a bar, bar tender asks, what can i get you? he says: shots for everyone!!!
I'm still here. Will start sending in ~4-5h.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews?
Santa goes down the chimney.
Joke is pic related
Most of your jokes are shit and you need to go to a shrink asap, especially the /polacks and /bros. I actually had a fancy excel spreadsheet with how much I would send each of you based on last two digits of your id and whether you got QUADS but it ended up being less than the min transaction lel.
0.50c each fgts.
You thought banks hated Ethereum?
Every time I call they tell me to HOLD.
What a pathetic amount. You wasted everyone's time.
Jokes on us!
Should've told me this earlier, I was out doing errands, we'll here goes nothing:
Nerd's phone rings in class
Chad - "Awww, was that your mommy?"
Whole class laughs
Nerd - "Nope, it was yours."
Whole class is silent
I'm fine with anything 0.005 BTC or any $ not limited to OP
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”
The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
If I wanted to hear a joke, I'll ask about your net worth.
You are welcome :)
So I told my gf Gina we're heading to VA. She said how long will it take? I responded, well VA, Gina, will take us about the same time I took to get your vagina.
Sorry I don't have eth Veeky Forums bro, only Btc.
Life is the biggest joke.
And I don't want your shitty meme coins.
A father and son are out fishing one day. The son doesn't catch anything while the father is reeling them in all day. The son asks the father how he catches so many and the father looks the son in they eye and tells him "To catch a fish, you must do this!" and shows the kid his technique. They father and son go golfing one day and the same thing happens. When the son asks how the father is so good he says "To put it in the hole, don't let your wrist roll!" Again, with playing the guitar, "To play a sweet song, you must go and hit the..." The father stops before he can finish and the son says "Hit the what father? Hit the what??"
The father stares the son dead in the eye and says "Like button for 1 prayer, Share button for 1 hug"
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator.
Le funny Reddit meme :^)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
All I got is Bitcoins
Sent some Trump
Thanks user, I'll be sure to give back to Veeky Forums when I make it.
how do you know when your italian sportscar's tyres are flat?
because daigo wop wop wop wop wop
I'm here all week folks
Here we go:
A muslim walks into a club
The bartender asks: what would you like tonight?
Let's get shoots for everybody
i don't even have one, so jokes on you
What did the mother buffalo say to her son?
too lazy to look up my address, but my eBay name is drd420
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking faggot.
u from the misc?
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