ZIPPERED NECKGAITER

HELLO.

DIRECT ME TO A WEBSITE FROM WHICH ONE COULD BUY/RECOMMEND ME NECKGAITERS WITH ZIPPER, OR WITH OTHER DEVICE THAT ENABLES THE GARMENT TO OPEN, AND TO CLOSE.

SPECIFICATIONS:

— NOT MADE FROM WOOL.

— PREFERABLY, MADE FROM SYNTHETIC FABRIC.

— IN SOLID COLOUR "BLACK".

— PREFERABLY, SHORTER, RATHER THAN TALLER.

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did you draw that yourself

YES.

it's pretty good. he sort of looks like you.
anyway you don't need to cover up your neck. i don't think you're gonna find one tall enough anyway

1. I NEED TO COVER MY NECK DUE TO COLD WIND.

2. I WANT A SHORTER NECKGAITER, RATHER THAN A TALLER NECKGAITER.

How do you like my balaclava?

Good evening. I did a quick Google search and many decent websites came up in the results, including Amazon, as well as non wool options in Google Shopping tab. Similarly, good idea to check outdoors/camping shop websites, as this is often sold as camping/fishing/hunting wear.

Kind regards,
- user

the faggotry in this thread is just mindboggling

WEAR TURTLENECKS. MOCKNECKS SUCK ASS.

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You're talking about something kind of like the jwa one right?

I INHALE, THEN EXHALE THE “BENSON & HEDGES” SMOKE, AND I TASTE THE GOLD IN MY MOUTH.

I CAN TASTE THE GOLD.

I AM AT MY LITTLE BROTHER’S SCHOOL, SURROUNDED BY OVERLY LOUD CHILDREN, RUNNING & YELLING; THEY ARE A MOTION BLUR, AS I STAND STILL.

I LOOK AT THEIR FACES, WHICH ARE FIERCE –ALL CHILDREN ARE FIERCE– AND STARE AT THEM, OBSERVING THEIR EXPRESSIONS, AND FEATURES, DREADING THAT A MOTHER, OR TEACHER WILL NOTICE.

THE SCENT OF MOTION IS THAT OF CHOCOLATE.

THE SOUND OF MOTION IS THAT OF MILLIONS OF SUGAR CRYSTALS FALLING.

THE TASTE OF MOTION IS THAT OF CARAMEL CRYSTALIZED IN THE SHAPE OF A “RED” HEART.

THE “ANTICHRISTUS” IS A METAMODERNIST LEADER.

SOME OF MY DECISIONS ARE DETERMINED BY A “CABINET” OF FOUR “VOICES” IN MY MIND, EACH AT A CORNER, AND ONE OF THEM A FEMALE.

THEY STATE THEIR ARGUMENTS, “DISCUSS”, AND REACH A CONSENSUS WHICH IS OFTEN A “NIHILISTIC” ONE, THEN I MAKE A CONCLUSIVE DECISION BASED ON THEIR CONSENSUS.

I AM THE OBJECTIVE CENTER; ONE IS ZERO.

THEY ARE IN MY MIND, AND I CAN FEEL THEM IN MY BRAIN, RAPIDLY & INTERMITTENTLY PULSING.

THEY HAVE BEEN IN MY MIND SINCE I WAS A “TODDLER”, IN DIFFERENT FORMS. THIS IS THEIR FOURTH & MOST CONSISTENT FORM.

I WAKE UP AT LATE AFTERNOON, AND SHOWER WITH OVERLY WARM WATER.

I SMOKE WHILST SHOWERING; THE BATHROOM FILLED WITH STEAM, AND SMOKE.

I REALIZE HOW THE FUTURE SEEPS DOWN INTO THE PAST, AND THE PAST FURTHERS US INTO THE FUTURE.

DAILY ROUTINES EVOKE ALWAYS THE SAME MEMORIES, AND THOUGHT PATTERNS, AND I FORGET WHEN WAS THE FIRST SPACETIME THAT I THOUGH CERTAIN THING WHILST DOING CERTAIN THING; IT IS LIKE HEARING A SONG, OR SOUND PATTERN THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY FAMILIAR, OR VAGUELY REMEMBERING A SCENE, OR DIALOGUE FROM AN UNIDENTIFIED “MOVIE” IN THE PAST, THEN REALIZING THAT OTHER PERSONS VAGUELY REMEMBER IT ALSO, BUT NOONE EVER FINDS THE SOURCE OF THE MEMORY.

THE MORE THAT ONE PONDERS UPON “STRAY MEMORIES”, THE MORE HAUNTING THEY BECOME, BUT THEY ARE RELATIVELY EASY TO DISMISS.

You're even more pretentious than I thought. Fuck off and drop trip you dumb asshole

time to get that DID diagnoses nawmsayin

This may be the first /x/ cross post i've seen on here lol

lol nice burn dude

>i’m so retarded i can’t distinguish between a tripname, and a name
- (You)

IF THAT IS SO, WHY DID YOU NOT POST ANY LINKS?

DO YOU THINK THAT I MADE THIS THREAD WITHOUT PREVIOUSLY HAVING SEARCHED? IF SO, YOU ARE IN ERROR.

THAT IS UGLY, NOT “BLACK”, AND MADE FROM WOOL.

HELLO?

You are a cancer to this board.
Nobody wants to help you.

FUCK YOU IMPOSTOR.

No I was being lazy. My bad