NOCOINERS STILL HAVENT BOUGHT

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

NOCOINERS STILL HAVENT BOUGHT

HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH

ENJOY BEING POORFAGS

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!O!!!!!!!!11

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Inmate
Inmate

@New_Cliche
i even got my zombie friends to buy them off coinbase lol. nocoiners are a myth.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I told them to buy the obvious dip here again:

/biz/thread/1304284#p1304284

those guys will never learn lol

StonedTime
StonedTime

@New_Cliche
buying at the peak
Wait, this board is Veeky Forums, right?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@New_Cliche
i hold more btc than you do.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I hold none

Help rectify this

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
$733 isnt the peak, nocoin boi

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
congrats on being rich :)

ive almost tripled my investment from 2 years ago. what about you

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
highest price in 2 years
not the peak
Ok

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@GoogleCat
cant wait for your next "buying the peak" call

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

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anyone got spare? will do a good deed to offset

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
Naw I'll wait til it crashes to $300 again to buy. I expect it to happen after the halvening. Have fun bagholding through it though.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Everyone who's been holding btc and ignoring scammy altcoins over the years go ahead and give yourself a pat on the back

Soft_member
Soft_member

Pump pump pump - get people to buy those coins you're selling. Coins go up because people buy them. People buy them because coins go up.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Help out a poor nocoiner?
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happy_sad
happy_sad

@New_Cliche
Do *not* buy now. The crash is coming soon. Wait for it to hit $200 before a buy, otherwise you're just going to make some holders rich.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Garbage Can Lid
No coiners actually believe this.

Literally made over $20,000 past 3 weeks.

Techpill
Techpill

Help a bro

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@hairygrape
You didnt make any money because you didnt sell, retard. Meanwhile I actually made a few grand because I am not stupid enough to think its not going to crash after the halving. Then I will buy back in and make double your ROI. If you want to be stupid thats fine though. Ill come back to gloat.

massdebater
massdebater

This is the chinese yuan tsunami, boys. Hold on to your hats. We're gonna be bit-rich!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

shifted all my assets into several altcoins a few weeks ago
almost no holdings in BTC now
BTC has increased 25% in the past week
meanwhile, my entire cryptocurrency portfolio has barely increased by 3% in the same period
mfw

likme
likme

@Garbage Can Lid
@happy_sad
and how exactly is the halving going to reduce the price of BTC, if anything it will rise because there will be a smaller payout per block

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
Yeah dude, just like what happened with the last bubble.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@New_Cliche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqv9SEteRaI

these guys know what da fuq is up

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
literally all you need to do is follow yuan,

once chinese stop devaluing the yuan, sell bitcoin

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sir_Gallonhead

almost bought eth last night, thank god I realized this wasn't the end

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Deadlyinx
last halving was in November 2012, the bubble first started around jan of 2013 and hit its peak November-December. if history repeats we're in for a ride

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RumChicken

tfw nocoin
have to go into ETH instead
I-It'll be the next rocket ship, right?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
Who knows user? It's got a neat concept behind so why not throw a few bucks into it?

takes2long
takes2long

will it crash immediately during the halvening?

StonedTime
StonedTime

recount to a friend how I was close to buying Eth in Jan when it was around $1.50 but pussied out because Id never bought crypto before
tell him how i missed out on 700% profit (when it hit $10) and how my hesitation cost me huge money
bought BTC at $420 as well as ETH and DAO determined not to be a spectator anymore
made 150% flipping Lisk just for the sake of it
tell him this and he asks me for info
tell him where to buy the BTC, where to trade on Polo. Give him links to ETH and the DAO. All information i had to source myself

Fast forward to now
message him and point out that if he bought BTC after our conversation in May, he would have made 70% profit in 2 weeks
"please tell me you bought some"
...
...
no

The whole point of our original conversation was my realization that people get nowhere because it's easier to NOT do something than to bite the bullet and have a go. Even missing the moonshot, even getting in late I've still made over 65% profit in 2 months.
Better than leaving your money rotting in a bank account nocoiners.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Bitcoins are literally backed by the hopes and dreams of retards who think they're going to make money bagholding the fucking things- nothing else
This ponzi scheme won't go to the moon, retards

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
This much cope

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nude_Bikergirl
stay poor, nocoiner

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StonedTime
shit user, you would have made 800$ gains in a few months

always be prepared to risk your money for new opportunities. Reach for the stars

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
thats 800% not $

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@New_Cliche
Or you can buy 1 BTC and hold for 10 years and retire.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nude_Bikergirl
cope

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
When it's at 1k people will be saying the same thing

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

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I'll post tits for donations

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

bump for justice.

not sure if nocoiners have committed suicide yet because it sure is quiet :)

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche

Anyone got screencaps from 2014 of fiat-fags crying that BTC is kill? I could use some butthurt to wash down my lunch.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche

watch this video you can earn some good dough part-time not legal though but doesnt seem risky at all if you do it quitely without telling anyyone

https://youtu.be/V-vTOo7f4f8

Spamalot
Spamalot

MOON

massdebater
massdebater

This chart shows a 6% increase

BTC has topped out. You can't get anyone else to jump on such an ancient train. ETHER is the future whether you like it or not

likme
likme

This is it lads see you on the moon

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
lel. Only reason your eth is gaining value right now is because of bitcoin.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Gigastrength
So why is every other altcoin dropping like a stone vs btc, and ETH is creeping up vs btc?

not buying ethereum (bitcoin 2.0)
being a bitchcoiner

FastChef
FastChef

@Flameblow
People thinking were at the top moving funds into eth. Once they realize the BTC train isn't stopped they'll start dumping.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Flameblow
Because right now the best return is on bitcoin. One bitcoin retracts then buy eth.
I never said not buy eth.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

How do you even get the value out of bitcoins?

Who do you exchange them with? How do you cash out? Because good luck buying shit with them as bitcoins.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard

Coinbase

I bought them at $586 and will sell 2/3rds when we get to $850

cope

Nojokur
Nojokur

Just like the property bubble... IT WILL COLLAPSE

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StrangeWizard

There are many reliable fiat/btc exchanges at this point.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
Lol. tons of place accept bitcoin. Dell.com overstock.com, even steam. And many other places.
Go out more.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@JunkTop
No, the best return is with ETH.

At no time has bitcoin returns beaten ETH.

Current ETH price is $21, day before yesterday it was $17

Face facts bitcucks, ETH is monstering your obsolete chinkycoin on the daily

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Any hope of getting on the train when you only have $300 to your name? Should I try flipping lower value alts and hope I don't miss the rocket again?

tfw had almost a thousand dollars around the time btc started
thought it was just a dumb "for fun" collection thing on /b/ that was basically a waste of money

askme
askme

@Evil_kitten

There are tons of opportunities in cryptos. Buying lisk at ICO would have netted you AT LEAST a 3x price increase, more like 5x if you were a little late.

Keep finding excuses to not start making money or just make money. BTC will rise for at least a few weeks, keep watching the yuan.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten

Well if you want to work with alts, you might as well buy Trump. That's what I'm contemplating doing.

buy BTC/ETH
sit on it for a little while (probably until the halving)
convert to Trump, wait until October
????

It doesn't have a fantastic value proposition or anything, but as far as meme coins go it's attached to the most powerful meme brand there is, so it could pump.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@askme

I don't WANT to be poor, that's the thing. I want to start making money I just don't know where to start. I've never browsed Veeky Forums much before recently. Are you saying I should just slap what I have into tiny amounts of BTC and sit or something?

@Deadlyinx

I just thought maybe alts would be a decent starting point to get some capital up to invest in the big boys honestly. I might be approaching it with the wrong mentality but I was thinking start small, maybe get small spike gains off some alts, then grow into BTC and/or ETH.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake

I'm saying there's tons of opportunity to make money off of crypto even with small capital, we are entering the peaks of a big bubble though, so be careful familia. I wouldn't waste your time trading alts, just buy ICO's that look good and go for BTC now, eth after BTC dips maybe, both might drop.

Robinhood is excellent for someone like you, I recommend swing trading FCX and looking at longer term investments in galxf, ceru, maybe put a little in mgt if it drops again.

It doesn't matter if you have 300 or 30000, the logic in trading and risk management is the same

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
@RavySnake

To add, thinking you need to get lucky right now to start investing with bigger capital is horrible, you will lose out. Just invest safely, and put in more as you can.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Sir_Gallonhead
lol? bitcoin went from 485 to 773 in 3 weeks.
Your eth went what? 14 dollar to 21 dollar?
Learn some math man.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
@PurpleCharger

Alright thanks familial. I plan on doing some more looking into things over the next couple days and seeing what I can do. Trading and investing has always been really interesting to me, dare I say it even looks like fun, but since I'm pretty poor in real life I've been too intimidated by the risk of homelessness to get into it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Raving_Cute

That fear is going to kill you, you don't have to put 100% of your port in whatever meme you see here. I'd say you should start with cryptos and start paper-trading stocks. For stocks, I'd recommend FCX and GIG for practicing swing-trading, but if you want something more sound go for ones with good growth and fundamentals or good dividends.

Best of luck

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Sir_Gallonhead
Don't you have to buy bitcoin to buy ether anyways though? What's the difference?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

How do I buy ether? I was thinking I'd just

buy 100$ worth of bitcoin on coinbase.
transfer it over to yobit
buy ether with the btc

then what? Just leave it there?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Raving_Cute
a quick google search returned
https://shapeshift.io/#/coins

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
Don't use this. Their fees are shit.

Instead of transfer to yobit.
Go do it on polonix.
Buy it on exchange is better than using shapeshift.
Then go google eth wallet and send the eth to your own wallet. Hide it under mattress, put it in bank safe. whatever.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
$11 to $21 actually.

Better returns than btc see?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@DeathDog
seems to me the gains of ETH are because the price of BTC is increasing, unless you bought ETH when it first launched its better to buy BTC

MPmaster
MPmaster

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pls send love for a poor man

King_Martha
King_Martha

So what do we have here:

1) Nocoiners BTFO again
2) ETHcucks BTFO again
3) BTCgods winning again

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@King_Martha
If you don't buy ether right now while everyone is panicking you are a fool.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@GoogleCat
Fuck off eth shill, your scamcoin is done for

Time to throw in the towel and join the winning team: team bitcoin

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@GoogleCat
damage control
coping this hard

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@King_Martha
Wanna convince me to not buy TRUMP or ETH and instead keep it in bitcoin

farquit
farquit

i've got eight hundred bitcoins, how the fuck do i turn these back into real money

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@farquit
prove it

King_Martha
King_Martha

@farquit
u srs

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Who would have thought the altcoin I chose would be the only one to survive this altcoin holocaust.

spoiler:
it's trump

maymay magic is real

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@farquit
Send to this address:
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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@DeathDog

$21 to $11*

fixed it for you

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Monero pumping like crazy, the money fleeing from ETH has to go somewhere! Get in now or stay poor you cucks!

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