Coiners are literally contemplating suicide as we speak over hacked monopoly money

>coiners are literally contemplating suicide as we speak over hacked monopoly money

kek. when will they learn?

>all those autismbux and birthday card monies down the drain

this news has made my day, get rekt sperglords you should have listened

I wish I could find that fucker who I argued about DAO being a load of shit with for over 3 hours and personally gloat to his acne ridden race

this news has made my week, only a matter of time until there isnt enough survivors to keep their shitty threads alive

the longer I'm here, the more convinced none of you have any finance skills or money...

>this news has made my day

Same. Was going to buy some ETH last night and decided to wait until today. Just picked up a ton of ETH at under $14.

What a great day!

Witness the shill narrative uncouple completely from reality.

watch the nocoiner act salty af still.

ETH was already bearish vs BTC besides all this shit happening. Now it's just totally fucked.

>Just picked up a ton of ETH at under $14.
Hahahahahaha BTFO. Wtf were you thinking?

>Wtf were you thinking?
Bought at $13.82 and it's $14.15 now.

So, the right thing?

$14.37 now

I feel so 'btfo'

I don't even feel bad for you ethcuck.

Why should you? I'm making bank.

Nocoiners, when will they learn?

>implying the real dump has even began yet
It took at least a month for bitcoin to really drop after MtGox. You are stupid as fuck for buying at $14 topkek

Do you not know what has happened? Confidence in this tech has been shattered. Vitalik called for exchanges to stop the hemorrhaging by locking down trading. Now the devs are talking about a hard fork to recover the stolen eth. It's the whole house of cards blowing over in a wind. It's only been 12 hours..

No, my poor shill, the selloffs are not done yet.

Here comes the 'experts'

It doesnt take an expert to realize you are a retard lol

$14.54 'lol'

BTFO
T
F
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THIS
Spending more and more time reading serious economic books and not the shit-self-help Veeky Forums book list

>mfw bought the dip

>it went up a few cents!
>this means the dump is over and its smooth sailing for ether less than a day after the biggest crowdfunded project on the ethereum platform collapses in on itself
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. HOLY SHIT YOU ARE DELUSIONAL LMFAO

Feels good man.
$14.79 now, almost $1 more than I paid. In less than a hour.

Wow, you really are upset.

Well I'm holding BTC, so not really a nocoiner.

$14.94

Nice, more than $1 more than I paid less than an hour ago. Feels fucking great to be right. Again.

>Wow, you really are upset.
>because I am the one whos shitcoin got BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeh, I sold my coins, bought back MORE and the price is rising fast.

'hahahaha'

pic related, it's you.

>bought back MORE
LOOOOOOL. Good luck with that!

Feeling pretty comfy with my ETH short.

Thanks, I gained about 25 more coins thanks to the dip for 300 total. Bought at $13.82 and it's $14.94 less than an hour later.

Feels fucking great.

I'm shorting it right now

>the price went up for a little bit, downtrend and mass sell off confirmed over

You must be new to this.

Point is, I've gained 25 coins, made money and the price is rising.

And no, I've been in crypto for about 4 years now.

>it went up a bit
>"dump is over, everyone! we can all relax now!"
You don't know how happy I am that you rebought instead of cutting your losses. I hope you ride this into the ground.

>$15.30 now

I'm pretty happy as well. Feels great.

Nocoiners on suicide watch again.

Sorry, I was wrong. $15.62

Almost made $2 a coin x300

Easy money, easy life.

Someone keep this thread bumped. This is hilarious. I will be back tomorrow when eth is below $9.

I'm buying the panic dip if it happens.

>$DAO hacked for $50M

People still bragging about buying in.
WOW!

ya dun goofed