Mfw my 148 IQ finally paid off and I figured out how to become a millionaire...

TreeEater
TreeEater

mfw my 148 IQ finally paid off and I figured out how to become a millionaire that anyone can do with minimal investment that takes years, and everyone who you would tell has given you an attitude about it so it's all yours

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Whoops, I meant to say it takes 3 years

WebTool
WebTool

I have a strategy for becoming a millionaire that anyone can do and only takes about ten minutes.

Just pick your favorite number, take 25 dollars to the roulette table, and win on it three times in a row.

Boom, over a million dollars!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@WebTool
Lol whatever nigger

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TreeEater
so tell us about it. Just some general idea, no spoon feeding needed. I am only 129 btw :(

Illusionz
Illusionz

nobody cares

girlDog
girlDog

Post in three years. Talking big is eady delivery is hard

idontknow
idontknow

@girlDog
Will screencap and literally do.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@StrangeWizard
It has to do with compounding interest, but it's not interest at all.

I figured out how to compound my way to millions

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
please tell me it does not involve stocks with dividends.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
No nigger.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Techpill
What's the average return rate on dividends? Isn't it very little?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I'll tell everyone in the world once it's too late to do it, so I'm the guy who figured out literally how to make millions from nothing purely with math and finance skills.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TreeEater

148 iq
posts on Veeky Forums
posts frogs

4/10 since you got shitters to respond. no frogs next time, maybe a stock price chart or something. that can bump you up to maybe a 6-7/10.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@GoogleCat
Lol whatever nigger, cry yourself to sleep later that you didn't figure out something this simple

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Burnblaze
If it only works 1 time I get it, keep it to yourself - don't be a dumb nigger, but if it works multiple times you could try to explain it, or just give a general idea of what it is.

viagrandad
viagrandad

How much capital does it require as an initial investment?

Just give us a few hints..

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

OP, you remind me of this one guy from a Macroeconomics class I took last year. During the first week he told me:

"Just watch. In 6 months I'll be a millionaire. My import/export company will take off and I'll leave you suckers here in uni. I'll come by now and then to show off my Lamborghini and make you losers jealous."
"Sure thing, bro. Hope it works out for you."

mfw he dropped out and now works at a Chipotle near my house

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Carnalpleasure
Lol whatever nigger

hairygrape
hairygrape

Do you not want us to join in? Will it be ruined if more people do it?

likme
likme

@TreeEater
How about you use your 148 IQ to learn the concept of punctuation.

Flameblow
Flameblow

have 950 grand
make ten percent gains
My strategy shits on your strategy

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TreeEater
OP made 1% gains on Robinhood this week and thinks he's going to a millionaire

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I have a strategy for becoming a millionaire that anyone can do and only takes about five minutes.

Just use your time machine to travel back in time 6 months and put $1000 on Leicester to win the title.

Boom, over a million dollars!

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