Okay, Veeky Forums

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Okay, Veeky Forums. All memes aside, I need the best advice you can give me.

I have inherited roughly 60k USD. I would like to put it in stocks and maybe open a business in a few years.

If it was your money, how would you invest it?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

80% on stocks, and 20% on bitcoin

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
Why? What stocks, user?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
Trumpcoin

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
scratch this

100% bitcoin 0% equities

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PurpleCharger
I said all memes aside, user.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
Why bitcoin? Doubt it's going to the moon any time soon.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
Stop asking an anonymous imageboard for advice

50% of this board are unemployed.

Pic related.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nojokur
Memes are your future. Don't fight it... we all /Trump/ now.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nojokur
:^)

girlDog
girlDog

@ZeroReborn

I would put it in a savings or CD for the next year until the election is over then put most of it in index funds and maybe buy a few bonds if the rates look good

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lunatick
You've got autism if you think I'm taking any of this to heart. I'm just curious as to what people have to say.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@MPmaster
Memes are my past and future.
@girlDog
Have heard this before.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@ZeroReborn

I'd wait until next year before investing, we are living in trouble times.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Sell baby formula from the west in China
1/3

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn
Real talk OP, how new are you to stocks? if seasoned then maybe listen to some ideas, if new then just put in vanguard or a roth ira or some shit. If you want something on a stead rise look at the company El paso Electric, it's an electric company that provides for many towns that are fast growing.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@girlDog
why wait for the election?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

buy a house do it up and flip it then repeat. or start a business.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
Book a ticket to the moon with TrumpCoin.
$0.03 for a coin. 60000 / 0.03 = 2,000,000 coins. Estimates for the final value of TRUMP range from $1 to $4. I'll see you at the moon

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Carnalpleasure
Heard this before too.
@FastChef
No hands on experience. I've only read stuff and done some research. I haven't heard of a vanguard or Roth IRA. I'll have to look into that.
@CodeBuns
@New_Cliche
@Stupidasole
Reading into the scandal now. So this guy says just buy formula and sell it to Chinese?

@Gigastrength
With 60k?

@Fuzzy_Logic
Trump coin? Man I don't like cryptos really and BTC was a once in a lifetime happening. Wish I could have invested when I had the chance. I've seen ETH a lot and upset I didn't buy when it was really cheap.

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page