So Veeky Forums here is the deal

askme
askme

So Veeky Forums here is the deal:

You have 1000$, you need to make out of this 1000$ 1.000.000 within 5 years, what is your strategy?

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https://www.instagram.com/miss_olsen87/
https://hashocean.com/?rid=599337
hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
start a knee pad and foam carpets company and sell them in front of OPs house

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

buy $1000 worth of ETH

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
If I knew this i wouldn't be posting on Veeky Forums

Supergrass
Supergrass

@askme
It's easy OP, I just use the 1000$ to buy a gun and use it to rob a 5,000,000 guy. He'll have to pay because I have a dominant position and guys with 5 million are logical and safe. It's the perfect plan.

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
who is that semen demon

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Make 1000^(1/(365*5))=0.379% per day

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Come on guys, he only needs a 140% interest rate. What memecoin can provide this?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@askme

5 years

give me 8

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
if its either that or i die, I'll set up my own TOR site for like 50$, buy drugs for 950$ and start selling lol

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Take it to Vegas and keep doubling your bet until you make it.

The return rates you'll need are insane so it's basically gambling whatever you choose

Spamalot
Spamalot

@lostmypassword
1) Your website will be shit
2) Nobody wants your shit street drug, the drugs sold on the onion network are quality. We don't want your shit

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@lostmypassword
this desu. i'd get french subutex 5e/pill and sell it in nordic countries for 50-70e/pill

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evil_kitten
Are you for real?
I import stuff from Paris that goes by truck and is never stopped, I could import a shitload of that stuff here with almost no risk.

idontknow
idontknow

@Harmless_Venom
50€ for half a pill
70€ for one pill
350€ for one package (7)

idontknow
idontknow

@askme

Start a business, and work 70hrs a week on it making it grow.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
What fucking county are you from? In Ireland it's 10 quid in a club and people still complain it's too much.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Post more of her.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evil_kitten
I give you 8, tell me your plan

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@idontknow
Which type of business would you think will be more successfull in the end? B2C or B2B?
In general which upcoming markets would you invest into?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@JunkTop
Who the fuck is that hunni?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
found that image on /pol/, i am also desperately searching for her

Skullbone
Skullbone

suck off all the fucking trannies that keep popping up for 100 a pop and deposit all of that + the initial 1000 (after condom expenses) into crypto

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Gigastrength
I think he meant 1mil of profits not debt

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@JunkTop
the things i would do to that ass are unspeakeable

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Burn all the boats and build a brand.

5mileys
5mileys

@askme
1000 is nothing. I would invest in healthy food and encouraging companionship to make the 1000000 from my other profits irl

Methshot
Methshot

All in on Bitcoin.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
Forex trading.
Pic related.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@askme
Buy million dollar house with 1000 down plus whatever you made from working at McDonald's for five years.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
@King_Martha
https://www.instagram.com/miss_olsen87/

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
This is the proof there must be a good somewhere out there, who else would be able to gift an individual such an extraterrestial ass.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TurtleCat

Squats ma boi

Illusionz
Illusionz

Buy cocaine, sell cocaine in a high demand/low supply market, buy more coke, sell it, and so on.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Ignoramus
Squats and Deadlifts, but why do i never see girls perform these exercises -low rep high weight- in my gym? Fuck it, it so god damn easy for woman to be fucking hot as long as your face is not fucked

King_Martha
King_Martha

@hairygrape
He'd only have to buy once though

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lord_Tryzalot
you're the fuckin man bro

FastChef
FastChef

@askme

Get a time machine and go back to when Priceline Inc was only $20

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Learn to make trading Altcoin a passive income to the point you can live off of it.

Hint: Buy Waves

girlDog
girlDog

Use the 1000 to photocopy a 100 dollar bill until i get 1 million

Nojokur
Nojokur

Cloud mining
https://hashocean.com/?rid=599337

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