What are some smart business ventures in somalia?

DeathDog
DeathDog

What are some smart business ventures in somalia?

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FastChef
FastChef

Kek

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Piracy school.

Are you Somalian?
If not, watch out.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Actually, what about a private security firm?

5mileys
5mileys

Sand exporting

TreeEater
TreeEater

@whereismyname
Hell nah, mercenaries are actually one of the biggest service sectors in Somalia already.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Taxi business
No joke.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@DeathDog
Toyota dealer.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@DeathDog
just buy the whole country

happy_sad
happy_sad

@DeathDog
carding is big business venture in somalia, get your butthole fucked in prison with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-vTOo7f4f8

w8t4u
w8t4u

catching HIV
Struggling to find food

askme
askme

@DeathDog
start own M-PESA type business
remove physical currency for everyday citizens
charge 0.001 for every transaction as a merchant fee
make billions from (micro)transactions
just meme me up senpai.

thank me later

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@DeathDog
dealing weapons and drugs to local militias.

massdebater
massdebater

Poaching animals. 100% serious

Its a lawless shithole so no need to be worried about being caught. Plus you make make thousands of dollars doing it.

idontknow
idontknow

@DeathDog
Selling and installing security systems. It won't be a big business, but you might just fill in a market niche. The various local warwords would definitely want a secure compound for themselves and their family.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@w8t4u
HIV rates in somalia are comparative to Western Europe

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@5mileys
Jesus fucking christ

SniperWish
SniperWish

@DeathDog
Pepes. They have a completely uncultivated market for pepes.

Honestly though, if you could provide security or conflict resolution to the people there you could make some money. On the downside, everyone you love would become a target for people you spite.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@DeathDog
Somalilander here, seeing as it's pretty secure up north, any non-meme business ideas would work

I believe there might be untapped oil, and the port of Berbera just became operational under DP World so import/export of livestock and fish is gonna sky rocket

Unlike most of Africa, Somalia in general is pretty barren, it's not like Botswana or Western Africa and it isn't loaded with tons of natural resources. I think southern Somalia might have uranium but I forget which map I saw that on

The biggest thing I've heard about business wise is that everyone is cashless over there. Think square-cash times a million, they all use phones to complete transactions. Crypto-currency would probably take off like crazy if there was the right infrastructure. Also no business regulations at all, you can literally open up a stand selling whatever you want and keep 100% of profits yourself and not have to worry about anything until you make it big

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Playboyize
@askme
What did I say earlier? I should just fucking do it and become a billionaire.

FastChef
FastChef

@DeathDog
leaving

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
This, once I graduate I plan on going back and becoming a billionaire warlord

Nojokur
Nojokur

@DeathDog
genocide

takes2long
takes2long

Human trafficking
Underground jenkem trading

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Playboyize
Somalilander

Isaaqbaby*

idontknow
idontknow

High-speed internet service provider. It's a booming industry now.
http://qz.com/200098/what-somalias-new-internet-looks-like-from-silicon-valley/

TechHater
TechHater

Harvesting and selling corpses
There's gotta be a market for this
and if not, sell the meat

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Playboyize
just say your from somalia ffs

happy_sad
happy_sad

<<how about this?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@DeathDog
Become a warlord

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

rapefugee boats

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Booteefool
Let the bidding commence
$3.50

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
$3.50
home to nigger pirates
sand and not much else
fucking take it then but you'd be better off buying part of the sea

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@DeathDog
Mobile internet.

No, seriously. Mogadishu is a shithole, but it's been fairly stable since the ICU was cleared out by Ethiopia.
The rest of the country has no strong government, so it's anarcho-capitalism with the best mobile coverage in africa. No government means no bribes to pay.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Playboyize
Oh man.. as a libertarian that sounds like paradise.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Lord_Tryzalot
Also this. Although it isn't entirely anarcho-capitalist. They get lots of aid from the UN and remittances from Somalis living abroad, mostly in Sweden. What I find very interesting is that the only reason that their society "works" is because of their system of law. If it weren't for that all the progress they made wouldn't have been possible.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Canning is also a big industry. Might want to look in to that.

Inmate
Inmate

@Playboyize
@DeathDog

Start a cell phone carrier

Spamalot
Spamalot

@DeathDog
organs traffic

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StrangeWizard
Except it's Somalia

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
And what shithole do you come from my caucasian friend?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StrangeWizard
It would be, until you get shot/raped/shot then raped by someone who wants your stock.

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