I'm 21 and just started working again full time making $9

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm 21 and just started working again full time making $9

What's the best thing a poor fag like me can do with these pennies?

I'm already in school, but would like to start saving for a house 10 years from now or so, or at least something that'll grow by then

Would a savings account even be worth it? With inflation and whatnot

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likme
likme

I guess it should also be noted that I currently don't have to pay rent

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Get an online low interest checking and savings account with ally,ING, etc... or get an account with a local credit union. Wait till you save up at least a months salary then do whatever the hell you want to do.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Bidwell

Time > money if you're only getting $9 /HR working for someone else consider suicude.

In order of importance:

Time
Health
Necessities
Comfort
Money

Money is not the end all fix all sorry champ most people are wising up and investing in GBPT and TEND just this week my GBPTs skyrocketed and now I'm sitting in the lazy boy recliner enjoying a steaming plate of tendies with special sauce with six juice boxes or reserve like a fucking king

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
Why online? I have a wells Fargo account

RumChicken
RumChicken

Get a credit card, build your credit until you can get at least a 5k limit. Max out the credit card in cash. Declare bankruptcy. Invest the 5k in a Roth IRA. Save up money for the next seven years until it disappears from your record.

You work full time (40 hours) and go to school full time? Are you lying to us?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
So anybody with little experience working a first or early job should kill themselves?

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
Well, it's summer, but once the fall semester starts, yeah I'll do both (probably like 12 credit hours in classes)
For a couple of months

MPmaster
MPmaster

B-bump

Soft_member
Soft_member

Buy a Phillips CDi !!!

They are great

https://youtu.be/Om5nfljSlzk

Lunatick
Lunatick

Sup Veeky Forums.

Give me your memeiest, high risk penny stock you have.

Thanks.

-Anon

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Bidwell

Do the job leap frog. Meaning, somehow use where you are now to find a better job.

$9/hr you might as well be living on the street.

Anything less than $12/hr is literally hobo tier these days.

Not trying to break your balls, it's just the way it is.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TalkBomber
I can attest that memevesting works.

I can afford beer and luxury BBQ chicken tendies now. And maybe a yatch on monday thanks to brexit.

Taking name suggestions for my yatch.

massdebater
massdebater

@Lunatick
I asked for the same thing. You'll literally just lose money

idontknow
idontknow

@ZeroReborn
What trading/viewing software are you using? I have no fucking clue what you guys use and need to get in NOW

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@idontknow
RonbinHood and investing.com.

Lurk the RonbinHood threads before jumping in. Read some books on day trading.

Robin Hood let's you make free trades, but it's handicapped, shitty and limited but it's free. It runs in Android so you will need MEmu to run it on your PC.

I say pick up a gold etf like nugt and make two trades a day.

Buy during reversals and sell it all when it goes up, you will make money on the price difference.

Example,
buy $1000 of nugt @ $98 (during a reversal)
Next day there is a 8%+ change
Now you have $1080 of nugt shares
Sell immediately
You just made $80 in one day.
Celebrate by getting a $50 blow job from backpage, a nice dinner, beer and chicken tendies

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
Is dis legit goys

Techpill
Techpill

@Lord_Tryzalot
It's legit senpai, I've made mistakes and got in the red with bad meme stocks but I'm back in the green with quality memes.

Fast gains fast looses thread lightly, some anons here that been dooing it for months have doubleled their money. Stop being a pussy, you want to be a wage cuck in your precious early 20's?

Or do you want to rent lambos and fuck expensive escorts every weekend?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RavySnake

Wells Fargo is fine too but you can't make any interest off their savings accounts. Your APY will be about .01 or .03% with Ally you get a full 1%.

It's doesn't seem like much (and you won't get much to be honest) but it does make a difference if you start up a savings account with the idea of SAVING money for later.

Wells Fargo and Chase are the fucking best though when it comes to ease of use and availability so I would keep at least a checking account with them for sure.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Techpill
@Dreamworx

how you get it on your computer and not on your phone?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
put 1k
buy with 1k
sell for 1k80
and nobody takes a cut at any point?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Raving_Cute

their shares prices are probably inflated a little.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Bidwell
Would a savings account even be worth it?

Yes but not for a house. Put that money towards an education so you can make more money.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BunnyJinx
http://www.memuplay.com/
Its an android emulator.

@Raving_Cute
@Raving_Cute
The IRS will give you a nice prostate massage and make you cum out 38% of your gains.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spamalot
Fuck education, get a house with an FHA loan, duplex so you can rent one side and live in the other, if you need fast income get your class a license you will make at least 50k OTR trucking, some companies will train you for free.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Techpill
back in the green with quality memes

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@viagrandad
I would ask ways to avoid them but small steps I guess thanks based user

cum2soon
cum2soon

@ZeroReborn
so, how much did you make on brexit?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@kizzmybutt
Is this a meme? I've been lurking for like a day and have seen this like 10 times

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