How to?

TechHater
TechHater

I have $500 in disposable money, how do I get started in stocks?

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TechHater
Now's not really the time.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TechHater
buy bitcoins

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TechHater
blackjack

askme
askme

@TechHater
buy tea

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TechHater
Buy 500 dollars worth of non perishable blow jobs

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TechHater
Buy penny stocks at the very very bottom.. .0001-.0009 range and hope they go up.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Buy Euros.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TechHater
Buy some vti or itot tomorrow when the markets shit themselves over Brexit

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TechHater
its not worth buying stocks with only 500 bucks

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
if he put in 500 every time he could it eventually would be

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
i would say hes better off just putting it into his 401k or IRA

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RumChicken
Not him but, is there an e-broker you'd recommend that I could set up tonight?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater
Buy calls

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
@whereismyname
unless he has a particular emotional attachment to some company that he wants to own stock in. which i totally understand, but just have appropriate expectations...hes not going to be the next soros or buffet with that pocket change lmao

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
hmm... i dont know, most ebrokers take a few days to set up and register/validate your bank accounts, etc. im sure theres something out there but i dont know of it

Evilember
Evilember

What about buying AUY or KGC to play the gold card once the NYSE opens post brexit?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TalkBomber
isnt the stock low now though? then i assume it will come back up and thats when you sell?
i know nothing of this shit though thats the way i understand it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

meanwhile in BTC land https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/bitcoin/#charts

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Bidwell
Second this question. Wouldn't it be a good idea to pick up the stocks that dropped in response to the panic?

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
All the companies I would want to own stock in aren't NEARLY large enough to be publicly traded.
I wonder how much I would have made when FFG was acquired by Asmodee...

Inmate
Inmate

I have a question, Veeky Forums.

If I am near death then can I make a huge loan at a bank and then anonimously give the money to a friend of mine without any repercussions?
Nobody will know who I gave the money to.
Everyone will know I'm dead so they can't ask anything from a dead man.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Inmate
Do you wanna exploit a dying relative?

inb4 they're dying anyway

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

bump

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Garbage Can Lid
@Inmate
jesus dude if you try and take a huge loan they are gonna check if you can pay it back. If you walk in after your chemo or w/e they wont let you walk away with a pile of money. And even then how are you going to transfer the money? Maxing out on withdrawals every day is not low profile

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