My girl friend keeps asking questions about why I make $1200-1500 extra a month...

FastChef
FastChef

My girl friend keeps asking questions about why I make $1200-1500 extra a month on top of my salary after she saw my bank statements. The problem is this money is from affiliate and ad revenue through running a bunch of niche porn tube sites, and by niche I mean really weird fettishes.

Anyone here had a similar problem with explaining income with an excuse? Would appreciate some advice. It has to also account for the fact I refused to tell her at first.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@FastChef
tell her the incomplete truth

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@FastChef

why are you showing your gf your bank statements?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
running a bunch of niche porn tube sites
Do you mind explaining how you're doing this? I'm 19 and recently learned a shit ton of web dev stuff from a job I worked at my university and want to put my knowledge to work for some doe.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@FastChef
Letting anyone except yourself see your bank statements
You've already fucked up. Tell her they're from "miscellaneous investments" whose business details and trade secrets you aren't at liberty to disclose, and pray she buys into the bullshit.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I sold drugs for a while and blamed a non-existent uncle who gave me random "gifts"

It was super obvious I was lieing tho

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
lieing
cmon man

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lunatick
Just set up a basic tube site and then run scripts to automatically embed videos for your niche, convert tags to catagories etc. Traffic is really slow at first but consistently builds up over time. I embed the videos so bandwith costs next to nothing, and if people visit the sites you embed from yours you get paid money through their affiliate programs ($3 per 1k normally) in addition to affiliate programs for paid sites.

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog

sorry bro my brain doesn't work so well anymore

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@cum2soon
you get paid money through their affiliate programs
yeah so how do i get on board with this

Emberfire
Emberfire

@cum2soon
Not him, but interested as well. Some questions
Do you need to do any work to market it (beyond basic SEO)?
Are you embedding very public sites like xvideos or other niche sites?
How do you organize affiliate programs with the host sites?
Have find a quantity or quality approach is more effective?
Would you say it's worth the investment in time?
How's the maintenance after initial setup?
Cheers. And this: @Harmless_Venom
But don't pray and there's no bullshit. They very much are misc. investments. Your girlfriend, friends, family have no right to the details of your personal finance. You should always treat it on a "need to know" basis.

Arguably, only your wife has the right to know, and that's still contingent on how your relationship is constructed.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
Go to any porn site you can think of and look for a link to their affiliate program on their page. Literally every one has one. For paid sites you can choose between getting paid for each sign up (a lump sum of like $30-$50) or sharing all future revenue from that person (so if they are a member for a year you get 50% of the money they pay).

@Emberfire
Do you need to do any work to market it (beyond basic SEO)?
Download vids, watermark it with your site, upload to tube sites.

Are you embedding very public sites like xvideos or other niche sites?
I embed any sites that have affiliate programs. Xvideos is part of a network along with youporn, pornhub, redtube, xtremetube etc. Their affiliate program pays for any clicks from my site to any of those.

How do you organize affiliate programs with the host sites?
Just sigh up on their affiliate pages.

Have find a quantity or quality approach is more effective?
Quality. These people go to your site because you bring their fettish to one place. If they wanted endless shitty porn they'd go to xhamster or pornhub

Would you say it's worth the investment in time?
Definitely if you stick to it

How's the maintenance after initial setup?
Almost none.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@FastChef

Tell her to shut her mouth or you'll shut it for her

FastChef
FastChef

@Spamalot
@Spamalot
I sold drugs for a while and blamed a non-existent uncle who gave me random "gifts"

that makes it sound that you ware molested by your uncle and now his paying for your silence

Nojokur
Nojokur

just tell her you have websites, but don't tell her the porn part
or play the hacker card and tell her you are stealing it or something

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
"I set up automated scripts to generate extremely niche porn sites. I didn't want to tell you because, well, you know."

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef
i'd love to know specifically what these really weird fetishes are plz. can't believe no one has asked this yet. buncha greedy grabblers on this board. only care about $

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Obviously because it's trade secret. He's already made it clear it's a lucrative niche, if he starts mouthing off specifics, he'll find himself with competition.

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
Haha I felt the same way

viagrandad
viagrandad

@FastChef
OP beware. She is merely calculating her future ALIMONY.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@cum2soon
Traffic is really slow at first but consistently builds up over time.
how much time does it take, and do you have to spam your sites all the time?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@CouchChiller
So you download videos from tube sites and put your watermark on it? Or you download straight from porn sites like brazzers? Please clarify

Evilember
Evilember

@FastChef
I'm currently lying to my girlfriend about the small (very small) "fortune" I'm saving. She thinks I'm dirt poor living paycheck to paycheck. Truth is, I've been slowly saving and building up money through investing. I have about $20k right now and it just keeps growing. I'm lying to her so that when we get married if she decides to divorce me she won't get any of it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@FastChef
I was molested by my uncle and he gave me random gifts for my silence. My GF asked me about the random expensive items I own and the extra thousands of dollars deposited into my bank account each month. I told her I was selling drugs.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evilember
Just don't get married moron.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evilember
why are you with someone if you consider such things already? I mean sure there are some awful bitches out there, but why even bother thinking about marrying someone you do not trust at all?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Tell her.

If she does not like it so be it brake up with her, really want to spend time with someone who can't even be happy for what you do.

Fucking tell her you pussy, "it's from porn sites on the side" no big problem.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Hey does anyone know where I can borrow $400 in paypal cash online? I need a kind stranger to help me and I can you back $100 weekly. I need the money quick so that I can pay a few high bills and buy some groceries.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller

You probably don't want to say what niches your sites are, but how many sites do you have? How much do you bring in per site?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Poker_Star
trusting anyone
ishygddt

Methnerd
Methnerd

@FastChef
OP may I ask, how do increase traffic. Since I assume you don't email harvest for niece porn sites or advertise, what do you do? I'm struggling to get 100 visitors a month on my site(s) and make next to nothing from it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
You pinky promise youll pay me back?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methnerd
PWEEEESZZZ OHPPPPEE!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@FastChef
The problem here OP, is not the fact that you can't explain this seemingly mysterious extra income, but that in all actuality you are a spineless faggot.

This income should be easy enough to hide, so you did something wrong. Everyone slips up every now and again, but you, this user who can make a side income from the very preversions that he most enjoys, couldn't even come up with a rational excuse right on the spot? I'm not buying it, unless again, you are a massive faggot

idontknow
idontknow

Be a man and tell your girlfriend not to worry about your finances.

Booteefool
Booteefool

If you're not married it's none of her business

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I have some niches I'd like to setup this way. Are you using a WP theme for the curation and indexing of videos?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@FastChef
Why not just tell her the truth?

Why would she give a shit? If she's not impressed by it, then she's a fucking idiot and not worth your time.

I really don't understand you burgerlords who can't be honest with your partners.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Poker_Star
but why even bother thinking about marrying someone you do not trust at all?
This isn't a matter of just trusting someone

Anyone who has ever got fucked over in a divorce obviously trusted the person they divorced with (because they got married, duh)
And guess what, there are a SHIT TON of guys out there who got fucked over that way, and they ALL trusted the bitch that divorced them.

Trust doesn't mean you should act like a blind moron. Making sure you don't get fucked over in the future just in case is simply a smart move especially when half the marriages fail in the modern day.

I also trust that my neighbor isn't a pedophile, but that doesn't mean that I'd send my daughter in skimpy clothing to his house

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@FastChef
@CouchChiller
thanks for sharing your knowledge user. very interesting.

regarding your situation: does the bank statement say anything that a quick google can give her a hint? or is it just cryptic?
if the later, you can say that it's various return from some investment in stocks and forex. just spam her with technical terms to create some fog. And you didn't tell her (and also noone else) because you didn't know how it would turn out and you were afraid that you'd make loss and that she'd be angry about it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Need_TLC
This is what I want to know ,are you a cuck?

My gf doesn't even know how much money I have in the bank,if she knew that I'd never get rid of her

TreeEater
TreeEater

monetizing masturbation

You are someone I aspire to be.

StonedTime
StonedTime

except these sites don't do affiliation
you all got #tricked

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StonedTime
lol what? You can add affiliate links to anything you want, son.

Soft_member
Soft_member

You're over complicating this as usual, idiots. Just tell her you're "consulting on the side" and you simply have to sit down with clients 2 hours a week and spit ball ideas.

Bonus points: use those 2 hours to take yourself to nice meals

hairygrape
hairygrape

@cum2soon
You find a nice niche cash cow and now you are letting the cockroaches on biz in on it.
Not smart.

Methshot
Methshot

@Emberfire
Sent :^)

massdebater
massdebater

@CouchChiller
Download vids
So you're just stealing content? Is there any legal risk to doing this?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
brake

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
plz fuel my drug habit!
need ut quick

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