Lets talk hypothetical here Veeky Forums

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Lets talk hypothetical here Veeky Forums.
Now i would never do anything illegal because i dont want to be sodomized but it always surprises me when people hold up 7/11s and shit like that. Seems like stealing would be easy as pie
snag a credit card
list a laptop or watch on ebay
when it sells use the credit card to buy the goods online and have them shipped to the buyers house
I dont see how you could possibly get caught. Just dont put the paypal account in your name and i dont see how you could ever get caught

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Try it and find out OP

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spazyfool
Nah. Risk too high for a few measly grand

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Any input?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Bump

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

no

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Seems like theyd just gave to look at your ebay account. Paypals pretty good at making you verify who you are

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
Work in retail and people are always stealing shit, yes stealing is easy as pie.

Enjoy the $50 dollars you stole. I hope it buys you another pair of air jordans.

Remember, when you're going to steal go to a poor neighborhood since they won't send the cops after you since they are afraid of the cops.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
unironically missing the point

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
I have currently no idea what's going on then I guess

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StrangeWizard

I don't do anything illegal but like getting sodomised. You gay OP? Sounds like you're pretty gay.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@StrangeWizard
How are you ever going to use the money Einstein? Give me one scenario where you actually spend any of the money you get from this.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PackManBrainlure
Ummm i spend it on anything i want?

askme
askme

@PackManBrainlure
What?

eGremlin
eGremlin

bump

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Stark_Naked
@askme
Ok, so you buy something, online or whatever. How do you get it in your hands?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
Im not sure what youre talking about. I buy it put it in my car and drive home

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
Obviously, thinking things through is not your strong suit. So I'll work with you here: you got the money in a paypal account, connected to the ebay account that has been used for fraudulent transactions.

How do you buy anything with those funds without it being traced to you?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
why the fuck would I use paypal?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
I don't know man. You know what, nevermind. You got this. You're gonna be rich. I encourage you to pursue your dreams.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Ignoramus
How old are you?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
Did you really think paypal was the only way to sell on ebay?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Need_TLC
I'm not in this discussion anymore. It's all OP now, ask him.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
youre retarded

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
Wow, another home run from the future millionaire here. Let's give him a round of applause, boys.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Ignoramus
I think op is saying he would be the seller of the item. So he would buy it from himself with the stolen credit card

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Dreamworx
This.
I work at Walmart and niggers still shit all the time. Some flip their gains, others just keep them
Department Manager knows niggers are stealing ribs, so she puts out a few
GM comes by and wants more ribs out, because Sunday
She tell him why
Doesn't care, people need ribs
Puts a whole case out. Prob at least $400 worth of ribs
Leaves
30 mins later ribs are sold out
Telxon says 25 in stock

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You don't understand carding at all mate, read about it, it seems way easier than it is.

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