Yo Veeky Forums, I have $8000 and I want to invest it, whats the best thing I could...

happy_sad
happy_sad

yo Veeky Forums, I have $8000 and I want to invest it, whats the best thing I could invest in that's not stock

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
$8000 isn't actually that much, I would start by putting it in a high yield savings account that gives you at least 1% APR. It's always a good idea to have at least 3 months of your paycheck saved up for emergencies.

After that start by putting the $100 dollars every month in your retirement account.

likme
likme

@happy_sad
bitcoin

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
this

pay off debys with it or use it as an emergency fund if shit happens

@likme
if you follow this guys advice theres a reason you're poor

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt

not investing in bitcoin for the halvening

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
proof is required

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
fuck off

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
The whole premise of this thread is just bullshit, isn't it?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
not sure why you'd think having the small some of $8000 is hard to believe

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
Your post just smells like shit to me, sorry. Shouldn't be a big deal to show how you came up with that sum, and that you have it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
it also shouldn't be a big deal to give advice, but keep being a bitch

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
That's what I thought.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
Fuck yo thread nigga!

Hahahahaha

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
don't bother posting

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Make another one.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
yeah i probably will, sorry you're in a mood tonight

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StonedTime
Good, cause I'm sure everyone here is just dying to answer your well thought out and stimulating question of "Got money, wat do durr hurr?"

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Buy a trailer home and rent it out

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
How do you get $100 a month? APR is annual I thought

massdebater
massdebater

@happy_sad
Buy a kneepads factory and invest the rest in trumpcoin.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Emberfire
I think he means from your day job.

@happy_sad
Depends on your time horizon, long term I'm pretty bullish on crypto but short term the pain may not be done yet.

Short term, I have no fucking idea. Bonds maybe.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
High yield savings that's liquid while you wait for stocks to turn to shit.

Goldman Sachs also has relatively high CDs

Emberfire
Emberfire

@happy_sad
Bonds.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@iluvmen

/r/catalog#s=personalfinance

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@happy_sad

Go buy a dildo factory and have dildos molded after your dick. Then market them to gay people as "Tiny Arse Tickler: The Newest Groundbreaking Technology in Sexual Pleasure." After that, reinvest your earnings using diversification and put it into Trump coin, but coin, buy a new car and some jewelry.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Buy Monero. It's only $1.50 per coin now, so you can buy a ton of them on the cheap.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@RavySnake
it's funny, everyone here can tell that person is straight out of r/pf. why? because all of us read it too...

it's good advice though, for millennials. the stock market is more likely to go down, than up - only warren buffets and computers will be able to make a profit in the markets, and because of how much debt we had to take on at an early age (student loan bubble), we are going to be fucked for retirement if we don't start saving now.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BlogWobbles
op if you don't do this you can fuck off this board and never come back

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