How to make $1000/mo to live a basic NEET lifestyle?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

How to make $1000/mo to live a basic NEET lifestyle?

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Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
if your making 1000 a month your not a neat, however thats not alot

Emberfire
Emberfire

move to oakland, get free money

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Gigastrength
12k/year => ~3.5% indefinite return from a 60-40 stock-bond portfolio => save $350k

Now how are you going to get the $350k?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Gigastrength
all in on KNPD

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I make $1400-1800/month teaching online.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TurtleCat
hey thats pretty NEET i never thought about it that way.

likme
likme

Make one day trade a day with $10,000 for 0.5% return.
Do this for all 252 trading days
$12,600/yr

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@haveahappyday
That's basically what us Vanguardfags and the FIRE community circlejerk about constantly. Fuck working.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Gigastrength
Be a cam boy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TurtleCat
That's easy. Invest a few hundred bucks in Etherum and CERU.

Now how do you get a few hundred bucks?

Sucking dicks

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd
this guy's right. basic neet-pack in the usa is about 800/mo so 1k would be deluxe neet plus status.

sell products with good amazon listings and high profit margins and fast sales.

Firespawn
Firespawn

guys this may be a weird question but how do i get my dad a job when he puts no effort into it? i'm in a "you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink"-type situation.

he's been out of steady work since 2005 when Katrina wiped out the store he was a manager of (and hoped to inherit when the owner died). for two years after that he was doing freelance photograpy and made some money. after that he shot weddings and developed film for a couple of years, but when that died down he started SOMETIMES doing odd jobs for church people who give him pity money.

it's pathetic to see him practically retire at ~50 years old (or earlier really). all he does is walk around the house all day and then after he looks like he's worked up a sweat, he sits on the sofa and watches tv (which he payed >$1000 for last year with his money from helping his friend with his car. sometimes i wonder if any of that money ever goes towards bills).

i can't watch my mom and grandpa shoulder his burden. my sister is practically a NEET and keeps getting fired from petty jobs (shoe store, bowling alley) for inattentiveness (i think she has some undiagnosed mental/emotional disorder).

the worst thing isn't his unemployment, it's his combination of defeatism, lack of effort, and self-righteousness. anytime i confront him about why he hasn't submitted any resumes when my mom has submitted >250 and just got an interview, he tells me about how he's plagued with dyslexia or that his back is shot (if it involves manual labor). he won't even apply for a job that isn't a manager position. he's such a prick that even when opportunities are dropped in his lap, he denies them and explains to those who offer him second (and third) chances why they are inferior to him and/or his way of thinking.

how do i fix this? my mom's super christian and probably won't ever divorce him. i'm not going to pay to put him in a nursing home.

i'm a CS major. i'll be starting my senior year in fall.

farquit
farquit

@Gigastrength

Save some money from a real, decent paying job. Then buy property. Live in one, rent the other.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@farquit

You aren't going to make enough off one rent to cover all your costs of living

likme
likme

@Firespawn
how do i get my dad a job

Is there a sadder sentence to read, holy shit

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen

Depends where you live. In my city the apartment I live in my mom owns. But if she wanted to rent it out, she could easily get $2500/month. It's a 700 sqft 1 bedroom/bathroom.

But you do make a good point. Rental income highly depends on where the property is located.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

join the army.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Firespawn
you're motivating him wrong
get a mirror and a stack of job applications
storm into the room while he's watching tv
throw somethint against the wall
make it rain job apps
kick the tv over
stomp the legrest of his lounge chair so it folds down and hes sitting straight
shove the mirror in his face
"LOOK AT YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
"w-wha..? muh TV.."
"LOOK AT YOURSELF YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT"
"s-son.. w-what is this..?"
grab the scruff of his neck and shove his face closer into the mirror
"WHAT DO YOU SEE?"
"s-stop it. you're hurting me"
"WHAT DO YOU SEE?"
break the mirror over his head
rub his face in all the job apps covering the floor
"YOU BETTER HAVE A JOB BY 2 PM YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT"
kick him in the ribs
break the TV a bunch more
storm out

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

work a part time job 1000 a month is nothing

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Firespawn
One day you'll be beaten down by reality too. After a while shit like money doesn't mean dick to people.

After you lose your 3rd job to Ahmed you just don't want to go through the hassle of the rigged game. An act of fucking god destroyed your dads goals and future. Nothing makes you see the arbitrary nature of life like that.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Firespawn
You can't fix other people, you can only fix yourself. I know it's sad when other people are your family or someone you care about, but that's life. There's a bright side, though - you will never repeat their mistakes and come out of this a better person.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Boy_vs_Girl
how?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PackManBrainlure

Techniques to earn money in the side, the only tools you'll need are kneepads and lip balm

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberburn
Top kek

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Boy_vs_Girl
Inquiring minds want to know.

massdebater
massdebater

@Firespawn

t. Bernie's illegitimate son

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Hashocean
Ask Pajeet for a ref link

Evilember
Evilember

I have connections to live a neet lifestyle with as low as $600 a month but I am cursed with a theft misdemeanor for stealing 60 dollar headphones when I was 18 and can't find a job anywhere!!!!

WebTool
WebTool

It's like the system is forcing me to sell drugs or commit more crimes because they won't let me redeem myself and let me go from this bullshit theft charge, I just want to get a job so i can buy my own shit and leave my life of crime behind!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
Sounds like depression. Seriously.
Get him diagnosed and stuff him full of Prozac.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember

That's what criminal scum like you deserve

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberburn
So this is a wage cucks fantasy? Incredible. I am going to post this to r9k so we can all laugh at you

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
how do you make sure to have a positive outcome though?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Techpill

Read the charts trends
Buy in before 11 AM
Set limit price

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberburn
@massdebater
fucking kek.

@StonedTime
quads of truth.

@GoogleCat
thanks, but it's not that money doesn't mean dick to him. he still thinks he's doing something. when he goes outside and dicks around on the car that's clearly broken (that he broke by retarded mistake) for an hour or two then comes back in and watches tv for the rest of the day. it's that he contributes nothing to the family, literally nothing, and still acts like the "man of the house", which disgusts me. he has a disgusting sense of ownership over everything when he hasn't made any money (besides chump change) in 8 to 10 years. the house is "MY house", the car is "MY truck", the waverunner that he refuses to sell but never takes out because gas is too expensive is "MY boat". he constantly talks about making big purchases (with my mom's money) like buying a fucking boat or ANOTHER tv. we laugh because we think it's a joke, but that's what he did when he said he was gonna buy a tv last year. and you know what he did? he pulled money he'd been saving in his sock drawer out and laid cash on the table. money he's been hoarding from my mom and money that hasn't been going towards bills or helping me at all with college or anything like that. it's like he's a teenager and she's raising him, and he saved up enough money in his sock drawer so he gets to buy the cool new thing. fucking disgusting.

my mom got fired repeatedly and you know what she did? she got her ass up and applied for more jobs, went on interviews, and got new jobs. over and over and over. she's currently out of work but is on the final stage (2 interviews in) of an okay job with a financial company. he says he won't even take a MANAGER position at a fast food or retail place, because "once he takes that kind of job, there's no going back".

i don't need him to succeed. i want him to succeed. but i need him to try.

@Bidwell
yeah pretty much. if nothing else its motivated me to get the fuck out of this town.

thanks everybody.

WebTool
WebTool

@Carnalpleasure
someone needs a Sniggers.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Carnalpleasure
Nice how you keep making excuses for your mom being a piece of shit you faggot mamas boy. You are giant disappointment to him. You are nothing but a child who has done nothing and you have the nerve to shit on your dad. You millennial cock gobbler get the fuck out of his house

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Firespawn

all he does is walk around the house all day and then after he looks like he's worked up a sweat, he sits on the sofa and watches tv

all he does is walk around the house all day

Like... literally? Like he literally walks from one room to the other all day?

Also, I have a serious question for you. In terms of physical attractiveness, how does your dad and your mom look, respectively? I know it's a weird question, but it's relevant to me. Please be honest, we're all anonymous here anyway.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Gigastrength

gambling

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stark_Naked

the scope of his activities:

1. walk around the house and tell someone else how the way they're doing housework is wrong ([un]loading dishwasher, doing laundry, i mean feeding the dog for christ's sake)

2. go outside and work on the car for a bit (accomplishing nothing). come back inside and turn on tv to watch cowboy shows (laramie mostly) with the tv on loud. we have wood floors and thin walls so there's no escaping the sound of it.

3. if my girlfriend's over, walk into whatever room we're in without knocking, not really say or do anything but just stand around, then walk out leaving the door open.

4. go to church, about 3 times a week. this is where he gets his sense of self-importance.

5. criticize my mom on her weight, eating habits, looks, actions, etc. constantly.

i'm not going to lie, my mom's fucking nuts too, but at least she tries.

my dad looks like a weasel in aushwitz. his mannerisms fit a weasel exactly, the way he cranes his neck to look into rooms or the way he walks around.

my mom's overweight (probably a little under 200 but she's pretty tall). they're both below average i would say. he has no real friends outside of old people at church (people 10-20 years older than them). my mom has a few but doesn't really socialize with them much. so they pretty much just walk around the house all day, every day.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Carnalpleasure
tfw your home town is a shit hole
Anyone else been in this situation?
How did you handle it?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
Tell your dad you'll give him a job. Tell him you'll give him 5 dollars for every job application he fills out.
How to get the money? Sell all his shit.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember

Dude just keep applying to places. My friend had a felony and still found work. Man up

RavySnake
RavySnake

boy do I have a stupid question

Is there anyway to get into trading stocks just like google finance where I kick out the middle man?
I just know my stock abbreviation, how much of the stock I want get my money and trade? no, right?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Gigastrength
House hacking

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TurtleCat

Moved.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
Otcpk:KNPD

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberburn
sounds like you're in some deep shit. how old are you user?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake

No, all brokerages charge some sort of commission. Robinhood doesn't but it's garbage. "You get what you pay for" as they say.

likme
likme

@Firespawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EpCvdHDrQk

this is your dad

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
http://www.hark.com/clips/wztnmzjxjf-catherine-says-hes-been-holding-out-for-a-management-position

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberburn
Get outta there lad. Get some distance. Sooner the better.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@JunkTop
i agree, the best descison i've ever made was to leave my toxic family. they were holding me back in life

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
Your dad is a hero. Show him respect. If he tried to divorce your whore mother she would crush him financially so instead he'll milk it. He probably fucking paid for everything originally it's his choice when to retire not your's pussy. Spend time with him before he dies or your cunt mom sends him away.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Emberburn
virtue signalling slave of the matriarchy
tips fedora to mom. M'lady

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberburn

You sir, are a hero. All these little bitches on Veeky Forums posting "tfw no gf" threads, and you manage to not only have a girlfriend, but even bring her home despite your crazy parents. Respect.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Buy an SS uniform and walk publicly in the street with it

Film it and put it on youtube

wip your dick out next time

instant adbucks

rinse and repeat

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nude_Bikergirl
SS in the hood gone wrong

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
yup

5mileys
5mileys

@Boy_vs_Girl
Don't forget to first make a small fake blog so you can apply for adsense and then link it it your YT account, otherwise you'll lose ALOT of money because applying takes a few week

takes2long
takes2long

@Gigastrength
Invest based on hype. Best ones right now are Lucara and eco-stocks. There's a diamond sale going on tomorrow, which will boost LUC stock, and the Three Amigos meeting tomorrow will help boost eco-friendly businesses and, as a result, eco-stocks.

likme
likme

@Boy_vs_Girl
GONE SEXUAL

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RavySnake
If the brokerage fees are too much for you then you probably don't have an amount worth investing. Better to spend your time increasing your income.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Evilember
damn. i would suck dick for a misdemeanor. It would be so easy to get a job with that. I have a D felony for theft. Lol. I've been denied 25$ an hour jobs a few times.

Hell, can't even get a job at tacobell. Manager talked to me for like 45 minutes. Last question he asked was "by chance, have you been convicted of a felony?"
"yes, bu--"
He got up and left, didnt say a word or shook my hand. Just got up and left and didn't come back. Lol.
All those 20-30$ jobs said if I had a misdemeanor it would be fine, but HR says because it is a felony FOR theft. no go. anything else would be solid.

The thing I can recommend is to go to the court house and file paperwork, since you have paid court fees, you should be able to file it for free.
File a request to get rid of your misdemeanor because it is your first misdemeanor. Almost all states allow you to do this after 3-4 years. I don't know if you're in the same bot as me, but i've "lived" with my felony for 6 years give or take. and the judge hates me, so i cant reduce my felony... idk. sucks a lot.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
Have you considered a life of crime?

I mean, it's a career track in The Sims, isn't it?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CodeBuns
Learn to web design.

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
get a few web design books, start writing websites, start networking with people. No one gives a fuck if you have a criminal record in the web design industry, as long as u have a great portfolio.

likme
likme

@GoogleCat
Damn

RavySnake
RavySnake

you can build crappy seo blogs and after 6 months you should be making $50/day. that's $1500/month.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RavySnake

hmmmm

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RavySnake

Could you direct me to a tek or more info on this senpai?

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