Investment advice

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

im starting an investment advisory service. what should i name it?

p.s. if you say Investy McInvestFace I'll shit down your throat

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TalkBomber

Madoff Advisors

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Kneepad Financial

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TalkBomber
KEK HOLDings

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TalkBomber
I'm A Big Gay Faggot Inc.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TalkBomber
BrokeBuyYou

FastChef
FastChef

CERU
Noko'd Financial
BLOW JB Investments

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TalkBomber

[Your last name] Financial Capital, Inc

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TalkBomber
Bane? Capital

askme
askme

Boipussy strategists

massdebater
massdebater

@TalkBomber
Relocate to the deep south and call it "Bayou Bonds."

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TalkBomber
Vanguard

Methshot
Methshot

Steel, Liquor and Bureaucrats International Corporation

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TalkBomber
True Capitalist Reinvestors.

Soft_member
Soft_member

free candy vanguard

likme
likme

@TalkBomber
OP. You hiring?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@New_Cliche

I like this one. Sounds smart and savvy.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TalkBomber
What kind of experience do you have that makes you think you can even do this?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Cuck Financial

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TalkBomber
Golden majesty investor group

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The Caveat Emporium

iluvmen
iluvmen

@likme
Not yet, unfortunately, but probably 6 months to a year

@Flameblow
Well I'm a hedge fund analyst and I'm launching a hedge fund startup this coming year too, I've got 7 years experience in the financial world

Methshot
Methshot

@TalkBomber
Invise.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TalkBomber
My father and his friends based the name of the hedge fund they started on the name of a pub that they used to frequent and almost bought. So maybe name it after a place or something that is special (but that doesn't sound too personal or sentimental) to you. If I were starting a firm I would name it Hawkshead--it's a village I frequently visit and absolutely love.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@iluvmen
6 months to a year
What's your contact information? I'll send in my resume.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TalkBomber
Scoot over to wiktionary and look up words about money, use the translation bar and grab some fancy greek words then smash them together.

cash = merita
currency = nomisma
wealth = ploutos, lefta

meritos
nomefta
etc

when your business goes down then you just blame the greeks

have fun

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