"we copy pasted the EVM and now it's ours!"
vaporware that also copy pasted ethereum's codebase
other 3 points
If it's not at the protocol layer, it does not "run on Bitcoin". it runs on a different protocol that utilizes Bitcoin for a fraction of the consensus mechanism . period.
Most of the DAPs that Ethereum uses already run on Bitcoin using custom code + multi-sig oracles.
Most of the DAPs that Ethereum uses
Do you mean DAPPs or something else? Ethereum doesn't use dapps. Dapps use Ethereum. Your "most of the dapps" have some sister application that's using Bitcoin is just plain wrong.
The posts in this thread honestly just show me how much hype you all bought into because none of you have even the slightest clue about cryptography or what's happening with blockchain startups.
That's rich coming from you.
As for Ethereum's tech stack: you have no idea how bad things are.
Maybe you can enlighten us plebs?
The probability of all current issues being resolved in an entire programming language implementation is close to zero which is one of the many reasons why Bitcoin's scripting language is purposely limited
This is a myth that gets repeated by people who don't realize that no, it was already hard enough to get a consensus mechanism working with Bitcoin. Adding a scripting language to the protocol was a whole extra level complexity that Satoshi didn't want to bother with yet.
Maybe you aren't a kid, but you sound ignorant. I've talked with plenty of "blockchain consultants" and people working at the "largest Bitcoin companies" and many of them are clueless.
The recent bug in the DAO only scratches the surface in the amount of technical debt that Ethereum has.
Another absolutely ignorant comment. The bug with the DAO is not "technical debt" with Ethereum as a protocol. Someone didn't write a smart contract properly.