Legit oline jobs?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Has anyone here had any or know of any jobs that work and aren't scams?
(no webcam stripping sites pls)

All urls found in this thread:
http://chronicle.com/article/The-Shadow-Scholar/125329/
http://www.uspto.gov/sites/default/files/documents/TeleworkAnnualReport2014-508.pdf
http://getapprentiship.com
https://www.junglescout.com/jobs/
http://empireflippers.com/junglescout
http://redpillreviews.com/jab-jab-jab-right-hook-review/
http://learntobeyourownboss.com/create-your-own-website-free
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/office
https://remoteok.io/
https://www.usajobs.gov/JobSearch/Search/GetResults?OrganizationID=CM56
http://learntobeyourownboss.com/create-your-own-website-free
http://learntobeyourownboss.com/create-your-own-website-free
Evilember
Evilember

@CouchChiller
Yes, jobs that you create yourself. Sell something.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CouchChiller
Data entry.
Accounting/bookkeeping
Sales of course, but that is mixed with scams.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@CouchChiller
/pol/ shill for hillary and co

I heard you get paid per (you)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CouchChiller
kneepads
hosting only

likme
likme

work in an office for a year, establish yourself, then work from home. that's what i'm doing right now.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Evilember
This. It's the only way. Stop looking at others to provide you with jobs.

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
work in an office for a year
Yeah that's not how it works. If it was, then almost everybody would be working from home.

Inmate
Inmate

@Techpill
my company often hires people with telework as an option immediately -- mostly IT jobs though.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Nexusop(.)com

TechHater
TechHater

@Techpill
That's exactly how it worked for me. Came with a raise too.

5mileys
5mileys

@CouchChiller
I work remotely for a bitcoin company. Worked from home since day one, never even been to HQ.

If you're into bitcoin I'd give it a shot.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@CouchChiller

I would post a bunch that I do / make affiliate income but then i would just get banned for marketing or some other bs reason.

So out of luck.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CouchChiller
You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work
But you gotta put in work, work, work, work, work, work, work
You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work
Let my body do the work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work
We can work from home, oh, oh, oh-oh
We can work from home, oh, oh, oh-oh

askme
askme

@5mileys
what do you do in that company?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
I started off doing general support but am now in a more technical role. Can't elaborate too much else it'll give me away.

Inmate
Inmate

@Inmate
I do PHP programming and video editing remotely.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

make a website
make it profitable
now you can work from anywhere you like

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
make a website
make it profitable
everybody wants stuff for free nowadays and there are lot of services providing for free
you won't make a website profitable 999999 out of a million.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@LuckyDusty
Lol just made 2 websites profitable last year. Earning $300 a month, still growing with 20% each month

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
What's this?

FastChef
FastChef

@Firespawn
What kind of websites are they?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Had a call from a political poll tracker.
20 minutes of asking me who I favor and in varying degrees. I heard a dog barking in the background. This guy obviously works at home.

I tried a few jokes. He was not having it. He just wanted to blast through my opinion as direct as possible so he can do it again and again and again.
fuck that job. Sounds like hell.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@FastChef
Showcase of websites & apps built with a specific tool/framework. Took some time in the first months getting followers, likes and SEO ranking. Now I'm at 10 minutes a week adding new content. I earn money by advertisements and affiliate links. Feel free to ask any questions.

farquit
farquit

@CouchChiller

Online classes for undergrads. Good source of side revenue; haven't been able to make it a FT job though.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
This. I work for 3 universities and last year took home $110k, this year a bit less as I took on lighter workload so estimate $95k

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Harmless_Venom
Where are your revenues sent to? Directly to your bank account or a paypal maybe?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@farquit
Can you elaborate on that? Do you create online classes for universities?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
@Spazyfool

I am on the other side... I am hired to complete the classes for others.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lunatick
pic made me laugh

be me
making good cash trading oil and natural gas
friend of mine asks me if I would talk to the head of gas trading at an Oklahoma City marketing company. That company was having trouble making money and the head of gas trading was sort of frantic to get some reviews of his methods.
No pay for this: I'm doing favor for my friend.
Tell him to call me.
Troubled corporate gas trader calls me from an exclusive Tulsa area golf course! Can't really get to the meat of his problem in a non-office setting but whatever...
He says to me, "Where do you office?"
I say, "I office out of my home..."
Asshole says to me, "No important people office out of their home......"
(Too easy so I softball it to him) "Who lives in the White House?"

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
20 min of your life for a fucking telepoll
Neet detected

Inmate
Inmate

@Fuzzy_Logic
haha like the 'shadow scholar' ?

http://chronicle.com/article/The-Shadow-Scholar/125329/

I thought about also doing that but I'd need to charge thousands...

Write a paper in 5-10hrs = charge $250-$500
Mark 20-30 papers in that same time = get paid $700-$1000

idontknow
idontknow

@viagrandad

Uses "office" as a verb.

Kill yourself.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@idontknow
So I'm guessing you didn't make it past 9th grade. Interesting that you're on Veeky Forums when there are booths to be mopped at the peep show that employs you.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spazyfool
Depends. Some to PayPal and some direct to my bank account

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CouchChiller

What about tutoring at home?

Like to retards at community colleges or even major universities?

Math is my niche and a lot of retards need help.

You wouldn't get rich but it'll help you save for a condo to flip or rent out the extra room.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Techpill
it is how it works once you are in a good individual contributor role, I am a developer and can work from home whenever I want

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lunatick
I actually had been doing that before, but right now there isn't anyone in need of it.
Taxes didn't get taken and it was 9 an hour.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
What is this

Emberfire
Emberfire

@King_Martha
/biz/
wanting to learn more about sucking dick

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Techpill
USPTO here: 75% of our workforce teleworks with many folks teleworking all across the US to get away from the DC area's high cost of living.

http://www.uspto.gov/sites/default/files/documents/TeleworkAnnualReport2014-508.pdf

TechHater
TechHater

@Harmless_Venom
@TurtleCat

make site
pique interest
it dies off
can't get any traffic towards it
have no money

repeat

All I'm doing is trying.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Skullbone
That'd be perfect. I would rather work from home or at home than commute. How does one go about becoming a patent examiner? Or are there other jobs that the USPTO offers?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TechHater
Try try and try again. For every one successful ventures there were a million failures.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

As per usual, Veeky Forums is pretty useless

http://getapprentiship.com

Vetted by a guy named Taylor Pearson (references and financial statements - feel free to ask for your own)
The most recent offer (Monday) was
https://www.junglescout.com/jobs/

You can check this guy in particular out at
http://empireflippers.com/junglescout

I currently work a job / haven't started as an entrepreneur but if you want to talk about anything about making money online, I've learned a lot
@LuckyDusty
Implying free
You have to put plenty of work in to make an online business - even affiliate / adsense - work

@farquit
I'd be interested in talking to you

Let me know if you want to start something together or want random (free) consulting on your site

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TechHater
The idea is to give a bunch of info away for free (content marketing) and ask for business - this is 'Jab, jab, jab, right hook'

Info want to be free, services are paid

Spamalot
Spamalot

@viagrandad
Quadriplegic here, am typing this with my tongue right now, anyone who uses office as a verb should be euthanized. Where do you summer btw?

5mileys
5mileys

So I'll add my 2 cent way of making that online money

fairly good looking
Socially retarded of course, but let's not get into that
current date coaches (This is Trouble, Strength by Sonny and the incumbent RSD) are pretty weak and overpriced
learn to get girls
start a blog giving real advice
info thread - to live q&a / lesson webinar - to sales --- marketing on everywhere from Veeky Forums to Misc
group coaching, 2 groups of 5, $100 a pop per week

I'm on the path. Currently spent last weekend getting wasted with a couple cool guys from a pickup site. We struck out (I didn't even try to be honest - just drank), passed out on a table at my job where there's free beer while they fell asleep on a couch.

I'm also teaching myself to code so this weekend will look more like hanging out at my job, enjoying the free beer while taking a course and periodically stepping outside and making approaches in the city

Inmate
Inmate

@CouchChiller

I worked at home for a company doing Xbox phone support. It was legit but they only paid $9.50 an hour so sure I got to work from home, but couldn't afford any shit.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lunatick
I'm one of the people designing those polls.
To be the one to actually call people and hear their shitty opinion and note them down, as opposed to simply analyse the data, is excruciating.
And sometimes, we can work at home too.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CouchChiller
I'm a programmer. Haven't been into the office in 4 years. When you get to a midlevel programming job it can all be done from home. I have an office (supposedly) but I haven't been in a very long time.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Inmate
9.5 per hour? That's totally legit. That's above the minimum wage here in Italy.
I worked as a waiter IRL, so did my sis, our €/hrs was like 2,3€ per hour. I really want to hang myself, but couldn't afford rope.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I work from home in addition to my 9-5. Here's what I do, eventually it will scale to be liveable.

Freelance web development work
I make about $200-800 per month taking on different projects. It's nice, but it is actual work and not a get rich quick scheme. The benefit is that I am good and charge $55 per hour, after commissions, processing fees and taxes I'm averaging $30 per hour, which is real cool. There is not a ton of work available with my skill set but if you are a developer with a wide knowledge you can make a living on this alone

Trading stocks/fx
I make a modest $100-300 per month trading. I use strict parameters and try to make no more than 10 trades per month in each market. My risk/reward is 2% of my account size, if I'm profitable on 6/10 trades per month I make 2%, which comes to 24% annually. I generally stop trading for the month or get more strict if I'm up above 4%.

Driving for Uber
This isn't working from home, but I make about $150 per week driving for Uber in the afternoons. I try to hop on when it is raining or during peak hours so that I can make more money, it's usually 5-10 hours a week max.

I make a mere $34K/year. I get commissions when I find and close deals but they are capped at $500. With everything I'm pulling about $60K per year. My goal is to own an apartment building that generates $30K/year in profit with me living in one of the units for free. I have about $20K saved right now and I'm 23. I also have a child on the way which is a bit of a setback but I'll make the best of it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I started a management consulting biz from home. I fly once or twice a month but otherwise make money from my leather recliner couch.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Techpill

Worked for me, I established myself as a valuable asset to the company then told them I was moving to another country. They didn't want to lose me so I now work from home.

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
What kind

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I do translations from English to my native language for a company.

But I couldn't really say how to break the ice for such a job, I got in based on a recommendation that came from a fairly prestige institution. I suppose you could do it freelance on Upwork or such.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@5mileys

That's pretty good, how much traffic does your blog get?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Flameblow
a bit of a setback
LOL ENJOY HAVING ALL YOUR PLANS THROWN OUT THE WINDOW :^)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Flameblow
I have about $20K saved right now and I'm 23.

Hey man that's pretty impress-

I also have a child on the way which is a bit of a setback but I'll make the best of it.

Never mind.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TurtleCat
management consulting biz from home

What exactly does that entail?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Dreamworx
Is that sarcasm? I mentioned that I haven't started it yet-- probably in an earlier post

I'm ex neet creating a normal life for myself. Once I establish that - metrics being a (boxing) training, study routine and an exciting dating life - I'll start the blog

I've briefly done

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
Briefly done lookboldly.blogspot with a random template and gave entropicknight.blogspot a still birth when I was 19

So far my only legit blog post was this guest post
http://redpillreviews.com/jab-jab-jab-right-hook-review/

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Flameblow
I decided to try this and see how it goes.
Thanks for all the replies, really helpful.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Become an affiliate marketer ---->

http://learntobeyourownboss.com/create-your-own-website-free

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
Nexusop
which job did you pick?

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/office

Stay in school, mongrel.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Perseverance, my brothers.

And consistency.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PackManBrainlure
nigger if you are into math, learn R and get hired tomorrow as a "big data analyst". Thank me later and post your paycheck on Veeky Forums with a printout of this post.

How can you be into maths and not have a job.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@GoogleCat

Well my major is Business Data Analytics.

I just thought tutoring on the side might bring in some extra dosh.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I know a girl who i use to go to school with that works from home. She has a big sign on the front of her house that offers massage services. Also the good thing she tells me is that she doesn't even open during the days, so she gets to sleep in. Location has to be important as her hours is near some clubs and pubs and she tells me she is quite popular. Also last time i drove past her house she had lots of red lights around the front are of the porch, which is good as it can attract the attention of people. Good luck with your home business friend

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Raving_Cute
is youtube viable still?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CouchChiller
Help companies shill their shit like digital marketing consultant. Or sell your own shit like ecommerce or w/e you call it. Buy cheap shit in bulk and sell on amazon/ebay.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@CouchChiller
https://remoteok.io/

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
Can you get a job doing that by just knowing math without some fancy degree to show it?

likme
likme

@Nojokur
This. I'm great at math, but dropped out of Masters. Can I freelance easily if I learn R?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@CouchChiller
how do I make ez money from home with a software engineering degree?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Contractor for design work and arch viz. Work at home 75% and at "office" 25% which is meetings with clients or printing large format items.

Working at home 100% is drains me actually.

Go outside sometimes,talk to people, being in your car doesn't count either.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Been experimenting with upwork. Seems legit. I was worried people only want to hire coders from shit countries but if you are in fact a Senior level dev and take on big projects they will recognize that you aren't a piece of shit.

I picked up one $4k project for a CMS. Easy work on the dev side. Getting the client to actually explain their project concisely is the challenge. In fact the client is a bumble fuck, but if try real hard to be nice you can guide them through it. Remember, they are paying you because they themselves are stupid.

My work (I work at a big company most of you view on a semi daily basis) has been known to allow people work remotely. I'm not sure if they value me enough but I'd try to negotiate a deal with them at the end of the summer. It's not that working sucks, it's the context of the job that can suck.

commute err day
where too eat, blow money on take away instead of packing lunches
shit is fucked at home cause you cant keep up your home
stressed out
office chatter bleeds through headphones
people walking around, distracting you

Booteefool
Booteefool

@likme
To add, I was doing masters after high school. So all I have is high school.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
I wish I could do that. All of the employers are shitty here and frightened of any kind if workplace flexibility.

RavySnake
RavySnake

No one earning money with local lead generation?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Crazy_Nice
Or are there other jobs that the USPTO offers?

You can do damn near anything under the sun at USPTO from answering phones to IT.

https://www.usajobs.gov/JobSearch/Search/GetResults?OrganizationID=CM56

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Or you could make your own image board on ibchan and add your own ads from juicyads I make easily almost $500 a month uploading just pics

5mileys
5mileys

@Deadlyinx
tell me more

RavySnake
RavySnake

Just create your niche fetish porn tube site and embed some videos with your ads to get money. You can make around 3-4k a month with these ads.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Raving_Cute
i'm looking for an opportunity to code for a us company i'm a c# senior dev and have lead dev and project management experience here.

money accumulating slowly that is why i thought i should take advantage of the wage disparity. i could work for half the price of a us dev and still be happy with it.

where i should start looking?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@CouchChiller

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Emberburn
Emberburn

@CouchChiller
Yeh durr.

Call a factory to make some things, sell those things, make profits.

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