What makes a person unemployable?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What makes a person unemployable?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Burnblaze
Tattoos and piercings

At my job all tattoo have to be covered. Be it with a sleeve or bandade.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

white
male
straight
no personality (tattoos)
no flair (piercings)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Every kinds of tattoos or just really stupid one ?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday

All tattoos are really stupid ones.

idontknow
idontknow

@Burnblaze

1) not fitting the job description
2) personality incompatible with existing workforce

that's it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
that's like your opinion man.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Burnblaze
What makes a person unemployable?

People who have a history of being litigious and sue their previous employers. These are surprisingly more common than you think... so many blue collar blacks think the only reason they ever get fired is because of race...

idontknow
idontknow

Tattoos, disabilities, body odor/ bad breath, criminal record

Flameblow
Flameblow

Using "ain't" in a sentence or other stupid made up words. Basically being a nigger.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Being Indian (pajeet or injun, they're both trash)
Being female
Being under 25

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Burnblaze
Having my name, apparently

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StrangeWizard
He said unemployable

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
oh

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
I kek'd, then lol'd, then roflmao'd.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
Pajeet or injun

Well put, people commonly forget how garbage the natives are here in America, whether it be first nations in CAN or river spooks in USA, they are awful to work with.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Burnblaze
Depends on the structure of the company.

Do they have a racist quota to fill? If Yes, you will not get hired if your traits include ALL of the following:
Caucasian, Heterosexual, Male, anything involving Jesus or atheist, have any degree less valuable than a doctorate but not willing to take a pay grade equivalent to a bachelors, a polite conservative housewife

If they do not have a race quota:
Pretty much everything listed above is bonus points

idontknow
idontknow

@AwesomeTucker
Only a handful of states have to deal with them. Most just get blacks instead.

farquit
farquit

@Deadlyinx
thousand dollar investment that yields no return
not stupid

f a m

RumChicken
RumChicken

male
over 25
black
...black...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

face tat (obviously)
little or no work history if youre over age 25
all the disgusting NEETs on /r9k/ are going to stay that way
multiple recent firings
a serious criminal record, significant amounts of time in prison
being a tranny

Supergrass
Supergrass

@idontknow
I think injuns are worse than blacks, the injuns are so entitled with "muh land" shit

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RumChicken
tfw I go by my middle name on my job applications
tfw I show up and the interviewer is clearly flustered because I am blacker than the night
tfw they hire me anyways because I am fucking amazing at what I do

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Liberalism. If I hired someone and found out they had left leanings, I'd fire them. Those people are lazy and talk behind your back about how you're just a greedy capitalist. Yes it's true, I am, but fuck you, work your way up to my position or don't complain.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Thier are a million reasons a person might not get a specific job, but being unemployable is a special feat and requires serious dedication to fucking your life up.

You have to have a shit attitude. I have known plenty of fuck ups and degenerates who can still manage to bring home a paycheck.

Even if you are covered with tats, or been to prison, their are people who will pay you if you can show up on time and expend an average amount of effort, or even minimal but consistent effort.

WebTool
WebTool

@haveahappyday
Agreed.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Burnblaze

Arrogance
Lack of energy
Lack of interest
Poor physical appearance
Dishonesty

I run a blue collar business and it's almost impossible to find a person who does not have at least one of the above flaws.

TechHater
TechHater

@StrangeWizard

Gay people don't have any easier time finding a job than straights. In fact I would say it's more dificult for them.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
Dishonesty
In terms of what? You can't expect someone to be fully honest about everything.

Playboyize
Playboyize

How about a person who limps, but is otherwise a great match for the company. Yay or nay?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@hairygrape
In Toronto they would be.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Playboyize
If they're a good fit, I'd hire them. If it seems like they'd try to squeeze some kind of compensation out of me for that limp though, I wouldn't hire them.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze
Bitch I work with has "migraines" all the time. the latest migraine was caused by her married boyfriend breaking up with her. As of July 1st this year she's missed about 3 months of work and she still has a job. She must be sucking someone's dick.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@idontknow
lol
You did a good job but we're gonna hve to let you go. You stink like a fucking hobo.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@farquit
I kind of agree.
If you had the money to get a tatoo, that means you'd have the sufficient means to survive w/o employment.

It is pointless to work your ass at a grocery store just to go blow it all up on a tatoo.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@AwesomeTucker
Listerine niggers
working

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Burnblaze
thinking HR doesn't have access to your Veeky Forums posts thanks to Google analytics
Being a racist on the internet.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@VisualMaster
using internet under your own name
living in a rent under your own name
not setting your browser to forget everything when closed
not closing your browser regularly
not using your identity tied accounts in private mode
not using adblocker and noscript

it's like you want to get fucked

cum2soon
cum2soon

HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

Inmate
Inmate

@DeathDog

I have a large tattoo on my upper arm, I work as a biotech consultant making 130kEUR at 25. Tattoo by themselves makes you unemployable for shit jobs only.

get a degree from the best university and put a 800eur suit on your tattoo
problem solved

Also launching my startup in a few months, hopefully I'l make millions and wear a singlets everyday at work. People don't give a fuck if you do your work correctly and dress appropriately for the client.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate

Obviously not talking about tattoos on neck, face, hands etc.. Even sleeves are somewhat retarded, having a nice shirt and lifting if your sleeves to the elbow is a pleasure I would never give up.

Techpill
Techpill

Jail

if you went to jail you are FUCKED for life senpai

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Supergrass
usually when people talk about entitlement being a bad thing it's because a particular group ISN'T entitled
in this case they are lol

Skullbone
Skullbone

@haveahappyday
liberalism
against capitalism

You are officially politically illiterate, stop having opinions, stop voting and shut up.

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
What makes a person unemployable?
1) bad personality maybe you get hired but get fired in a week.
2) bad hygiene (depends on the job really) same thing you wash up for the interview then revert to your caveman hippie style you will get fired from office.
3) tattoos that are unacceptable by political mainstream like swastikas.
4) have a vagina, i will never hire one

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Boy_vs_Girl
How do you dress formally as a black man? Do you choose black fabric or do you go with another color?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
if i was a negro i would go with the idris suit from pacific rim
navy blue generally seems to work for them

Emberburn
Emberburn

People saying young people

Fuck off, I just hired a 17 year old programmer for waaaaaay below market rate. And he is only of the best employees in the department now.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
it happens but statistically not significant.
we hired like 10 kids now only one was good and he didn't even stay.

Booteefool
Booteefool

No one mentioned gaps in resume yet? Are you for real?
It's like the first thing that can make any candidate unemployable. A five years gap is enough to make you unemployable for life, it will nullify your education and all previous working experience.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Burnblaze

millennial
if he/she thinks that there is more than 3 sex(hermaphrodite is 3rd)

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Booteefool
really? all i have is gaps in my resume yet i would find work in 20 minutes after posting my resume.

askme
askme

@Booteefool
i will fill this gap with bs depending on the role

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Sir_Gallonhead

Thats only in libcuck states like new york. Florida, texas and georgia overturned affirmative action.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@haveahappyday

The ones that can always be seen. Even in a suit.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Booteefool

I have a year gap and I just pretend I was day trading at the time

I mean technically I was just not at any significant level

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@GoogleCat
Holy fuck, this! Some bitch I had to do projects with constantly had "migraine", and ended up doing 0% of the work.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Being a Trump supporter.

I fired an moron yesterday who talked about how great Trump is going to be President and how women will be able to stay at home to raise children/cook/clean. It was the last straw and he was gone. I caught him earlier surfing Infowars when he was supposed to be doing work. He was a creep to women working there too.

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberburn
Once he realizes he's below market rate, he's not gonna be your employee for long

That's the other edge of the sword

likme
likme

@GoogleCat

lying about work or stealing.

For example:

Lying
"yeah boss I definitely put 2 coats of lacquer on those floors"

Stealing
"Hi I'm calling because after your workers left my house I noticed some jewelry missing"

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Lunatick

God i wish i was able to get away with firing cunts like you. i hope Trump gases you fucks

idontknow
idontknow

@Booteefool
I have a 10 year gap.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Nude_Bikergirl

Trump fan or not, the worker was an idiot for spouting his political beliefs at work.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Lunatick
Haha nice one. I fired a liberal just this morning to even things out.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@haveahappyday
Liberalism is good PR. That way you know they won't go around talking shit to people for being gay and shit that creates a PR nightmare for your company.

You have no idea when a republican is going to go around talking shit about Muslims, they are a liability. If they are seriously right wing.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl
I hope you didn't tell him that was the reason or else HR and legal will totally hate you for making their lives hell

farquit
farquit

@TechHater
I wouldn't mind a skilled gay person. Unless that person has to deal with the public - and the public in that country is mostly homophobic - then it's common sense to avoid them.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Burnblaze
age

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Burnblaze
the hr department

idontknow
idontknow

Not being skilled in some obscure software that you have never heard of.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Crazy_Nice

This is true. Unfortunately, some people do get shit at work and get fired for it for totally unjust reasons. It might not happen as often as people think, but it does.

If they complain though, there's a chance their name might be plastered over the internet. In my country (New Zealand) if you take an employer to court you often get your own personal story in the news that includes settlement damages. Thus making you unemployable.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Booteefool

Just say you were running a business, but the effort was taking up too much of your time ('Hah, you know how it is -- I just couldn't stand the 80 hour weeks and no holidays any longer').

If they ask what you were doing, say you were, funnily enough (always make it out to be a joke of sorts, in the manner of a buzzfeed-like 'You Won't Believe How I Made Money') a reseller of college textbooks. 'Sounds strange, but you can make an absolute killing on it. But, I did learn [skillset] from it.'

They will respect you.

TechHater
TechHater

Browsing /pol/

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Illusionz
true story, happened to my brother

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Burnblaze
Not having a job.
We only hire employed people.
t. HR cunt

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Booteefool

losing profit from radicals

Like I give a fuck

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Harmless_Venom
there is way more than 3 sexes chromosomally speaking.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Longer than 2 months of an unemployment gap.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@DeathDog
arrogance
That can be such a crock. Employers need to learn the difference between arrogance and confidence. Your team's incompetence does not make my advice arrogant.

farquit
farquit

@Flameblow
It's getting worse this year. After the Belgium Airport attacks, people were talking about it at work saying Muslims should be denied/expelled from the country. I sent an email to the team that said, "Hey! How was last night's 'Better Call Saul' episode?" It stopped.

@Evil_kitten
Reason he was fired: Creating a hostile work environment.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@idontknow
Not being skilled in some obscure software that you have never heard of.
And its close friend, Not Having 10 Years With Some Product That's Only Existed For 2.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stark_Naked
what is it about not being at work that makes someone unemployable?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Autism, no job skills, smell, ugly, no social skills.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Skullbone

Modern "liberalism" is. Classical liberalism is of course not. Fucking retarded how americans have allowed the left to steal the term "liberal" desu.

@Booteefool

kek, you are retarded, hiring SJWs will cause so much shit in your company, you will end up sued or at least with a bunch of drama every week cause someone got offended.

Methshot
Methshot

Tattoos

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
They are lazy, or other people also did not want to employ them.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spazyfool
only 2, xx and xy, not counting mutations like turners, klinefelters, double y syndrome, etc.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Soft_member

Confidence would be great. If they know more than me it's a blessing. They can have all the power they want.

I'm more talking about an employee being rude to me or talk down to me. I have had it happen before. I was just shocked initially, like "you know I'm your boss and can fire you on the spot right?"

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Lets get this shit started

HOMESCHOOLED
A non-stop trip to trashcan city for your resume!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@New_Cliche

U wot
I often take on contract jobs that pay good, last 8-9 months and then I chill the fuck out for 2-3 months.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@haveahappyday

What's a not stupid tattoo?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Carnalpleasure
putting high school education on your resume
You were trashed regardless.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Soft_member
not counting
how convenient
well not counting womyn and other freaks there is only one sex tho

Spamalot
Spamalot

@RumChicken
So you are lazy.

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