QUESTION :

TreeEater
TreeEater

You are meeting the CEO of a large investment bank tomorrow. What 5 questions do you ask him?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
1. Do you want to marry me?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TreeEater
1.ask him about boats/cars/golf whichever one you believe he likes the most
2.Joke around don't ask him anything about his bussiness
3. Squeeze into conversation that you are also interested in investing
4.Keep talking normally without asking too many questions and wait for him to initiate conversation about investing
5.Listen and learn

I know these arent questions but naming 5 questions would be stupid as fuck it all depends on the circumstances

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TreeEater
Ask 4 a rimjob

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TreeEater
5 questions

you think the CEO has time for FIVE fucking questions? 2 maximum then get out of his office.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TreeEater
Just 1. I'll look him right in the eyes and ask, "how long do you think you got left? Because it'll be me in that chair very soon," before I slowly lick my lips and silently cum in my pants, then leave.

He'd retire the next day out of fear.

@AwesomeTucker
Don't listen to this guy. CEO probably helped your family have fucked up finances back in '08

askme
askme

@TreeEater

ITT: People who think the CEO knows jack shit about investing and isnt focused on running a business

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
god you're stupid and naive

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@askme
CEO of investment company knows jack shit about investing

??????

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TreeEater
i don't know user for what purpose do we meet?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi

This.

/thread

Booteefool
Booteefool

1) what inside information did you want?
2) did you bring the money?
3) is the money in unmarked bills?
4) did anyone follow you here?
5) you realize if anyone asks I wasn't here, we didn't have this conversation?

do double backflip into Maserati, turn around 360 degrees, peel away, counting money with my bitch driving.

w8t4u
w8t4u

How is CCAR changing the profitability climate of IB and trading?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TreeEater
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater

1. what was the biggest shit you ever did?
2. do you got a picture of it?
3. can i keep this pen?
4. what are hte biggest boobs you ever seen? i bet a ceo has seen some big ones.
5. can you acept my linkdin invite, i wanna network withyou

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TreeEater
Who is this teet skeet

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TreeEater
I'd ask him how to git gud.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TreeEater
which bank?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

is there lots of buzz about trump coin around here?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TreeEater
1, You've killed off a lot of jobs. How do you feel about all those starving families?

wouldn't get to ask anything else

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TreeEater
If he's black: "Why did you choose to be such an ugly nigger?"

If he's human: "Sell me this pen" then I stand there and wait for him to ask "What pen?" then I drop my pants and finish off my edged erection on his desk

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TreeEater

Will you suck my cock?
Will you suck my cock?
Will you suck my cock?
Will you suck my cock?
Will you suck my cock?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Skullbone
Top underrated comment.

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