So I've realised I'm never going to be eating dinner with hot girls in a 5 star...

iluvmen
iluvmen

So I've realised I'm never going to be eating dinner with hot girls in a 5 star hotel whilst overlooking a beautiful Italian town working my current job, what are my options here?

Age: 23
Job: hotel supervisor
Salary: 16k
Hours per week: 45
No university education

Is starting my own lawn care business a good idea? Lawnmower, insurance, a van and some advertisement is all I need right?

Methshot
Methshot

Dude ur making less than minimal wage. You could do anything, really. Work at Walmart if you want. It will be better than that.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@iluvmen
join a major airline and try to get full-time. Those fuckers can max out around $27 an hour and get free money because of the union for doing nothing.

in other words, get a union job so you can do nothing for free monies

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methshot
@BlogWobbles

I'm in the UK, that is minimum wage here

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen

Protip: No matter how hot they are, you'll get bored of the insipid diarrhea coming out of their mouths by the time you'd finished the starter.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Yeah good idea man go for it.

Also, you don't wanna be Blizerian, he's an empty unloved man.

Spamalot
Spamalot

union
don't work

Obviously you never worked in a trade union. You work your ass off and you get paid the bare minimum for the type of shit you put up with on a daily basis.

Anyone doing non-union trade work is Hispanic or desperate.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
your entire job is to make sure you put the correct bags on the correct plane
complain about getting paid shitty
complain to union if anything is wrong with your schedule/not called for overtime
get free money for sleeping in the pit of an airplane

Unions are money making scams

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill
This. They're pretty much boring people and they got that way because of their good looks. In general they're also bad in bed. Once in a while you get a sex demon but they never want to settle down because they're sex crazed.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Blizerian literally hangs out with whores. Not loose women, women who expect payment from him on an hourly basis.

His life is empty as fuck dude.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SomethingNew

/agree

Worked in the construction business in a non-union sector. Can confirm that union workers are the lazy overpaid shits of the earth. There are a few good ones who hustle and know their sit but most of them just did it for that sweet meal ticket.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@iluvmen
all you had to do was become a lawyer you faggot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evilember
@Techpill
See
@RumChicken

Those are literal hookers, or escorts as they call it.

No one gets near him without being paid

Emberburn
Emberburn

I don't need a bullshit fancy hotel cooking me shitty over priced under sized meal, a crappy view and whores to make me happy.

Give me a drive to the beach, some clam chowder in a damn bread bowl and my girlfriend of 3 years and you know what I'm more than happy.

Don't measure your life by what others have. Do what makes you happy and fuck it get a better job of you must.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberburn
this

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@iluvmen
Go to college, obviously

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberburn
It's the law of diminishing returns. Eating in places like this is great (the service, but especially food, are way above par), but it's not great enough to warrant the gigantic percentage increase in cost.
Much like how $800 hotel rooms aren't usually that much better than $400, etc.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Techpill
@Evilember

t. virgos

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Emberburn
i know what im getting for lunch now thx

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Gigastrength
I was born in February you faggot.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Job: Admin
Salary: 21k
Age: 21 (Still in college)

whereismyname
whereismyname

@iluvmen
Most guys pay hookers for sex I've never understood why this guy pays hookers to have dinner with him and hang around in his living room.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Emberburn
Thanks for the lesson in life, anonymous Internet man.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Harmless_Venom
The thing is I've eaten at nicer resultants and it seems that, maybe because I'm younger, 23, I get the same service at these places, as I do at Olive Garden or red robin. Maybe because they think I won't tip nice because I'm younger I'm not sure but I've never left a higher end/priced restaurant as happy as I want to.

Hell I went to ihop and had a guy divided between tables make me feel welcomed which is what I want from an establishment. Ymmv

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Harmless_Venom
It's not just because you're younger.
They just fuck up at the nice places too. You'd think the price would insure you against that, but it doesn't.

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