Human Resources

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

finally get a job
large company (100k+), in compensation in HR
great pay and benefits
literally a minority as a straight white male
tons of hot women in office and total bro gays
get constantly hit on

Is HR like this everywhere It's a pussy goldmine and all the Directors and managers are guys probably slaying it.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SomethingNew
Yeah man, true stories.

Coz women in HR will 'hit on you' and have sex and not hold it against you in the next sexual harassment lawsuit which they're fucking experts on.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SomethingNew

Hr lol.
HR?

Lifes to short. Learn a real skill

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
Learn a real skill

Like basic English, and knowing the difference between 'to' and 'too'?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@happy_sad

Learning lots of transferable skills actually, senpai.

I forgot the best part. I have access to EVERYTHING in the company on every employee. I had no idea they keep so much info on everyone. It kind of boggles my mind I even got a job here desu.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

don't shit where you eat, OP

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Ignoramus

I hear this all the time, but why? If I keep it casual and honest what could go wrong?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
what could go wrong as a straight white male in a group of feminist womyn who probably enjoy drama

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SomethingNew
great pay and benefits
kek, get a real job

takes2long
takes2long

@Lunatick
in relationship with a normal woman
have a rough awkward breakup
never have to see her again

in relationship with coworker
have a rough awkward breakup
have to see her every day
everyone I work with knows embarassing details of my sex life
she tells her side of the story to everyone I work with
they all think I'm the world's biggest asshole and refuse to even consider my side of the story
she files a sexual harassment suit out of spite
I get fired and taken to court
that's what could go wrong idiot

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long

Yeah I get that. Why couldn't I do the same to her, or just deny it all?

idontknow
idontknow

if losing your job is your endgame, keep down that path user

likme
likme

@takes2long
This, never fuck your friends or people you work with.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
not falling for your bait, sorry

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
because you're a male lel

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
@lostmypassword

Seriously? I thought there was equality.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Deadlyinx
considering the incidence of man-on-woman harassment in the workplace, any internal investigation would pretty much side with the woman
they wouldn't call the cops unless there were witnesses; but it wouldn't be pretty

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater

Ok. So what is to prevent me from just saying that some bitch there was inappropriately hitting on me and threaten to sue? I AM a minority there.

Emberfire
Emberfire

If you work in HR, you'll see it happen to someone else soon enough.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire

I don't see any of that. All that kind of drama is saved for the local HRSP. We are corporate HR. I specifically work in compensation and I deal with figuring out what people should get paid and fixing pay problems that arise to help payroll.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
your behavior at the workplace?

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber

My behavior is impeccable. I just want to slay all this fine pussy around here.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
do whatever you want you obviously had your mind set on it before starting this thread

/r9k/

RumChicken
RumChicken

@takes2long

Be good looking, or at least better looking by comparison to the other straight males at work
Get with a coworker slightly uglier than you
Other women get very jealous and start hating her
Coworker breaks up with you
You tell everybody how much she's a horrible person, etc.
They believe you due to the combination of halo effect + their accumulated jealousy/hatred towards your ex
Give every woman there a tiny bit of false hope that they can get you by subtly demonstrating agreeableness so they're on your side
???
Profit

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SomethingNew
OP, got any HR horror stories yet?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster

Fuck. I wish, but not really. Like I said I am not in that part of HR.

I work for a large medical provider, so we have a lot of nurses and physicians on payroll.

Nurses are generally complete idiots and physicians are either complete bros or power-tripping drama queens. I only deal with managers directly which some of them are.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan
I have access to EVERYTHING in the company on every employee. I had no idea they keep so much info on everyone

This is why I will never work for a company and hardly even tell people my name.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@JunkTop
I've been a nurse for almost 6 years and have never encountered HR; how much exposure have you had with nurses? most nurses are idiots, but some are fucking fantastic
some

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CodeBuns

It's scary. We save EVERYTHING. There are terabytes of data in just spreadsheets alone, and with just an employee ID, SSN or name I can find out anything I want, and I do it all the time because it's part of the job.

@Fuzzy_Logic
Basically dealing with problems talking to whoever is the manager of nurses. So they are always either pissed off or trying to get something outside of their expertise done. They are idiots because even having a basic conversation with logic seems like a chore. The amount of simple catastrophic mistakes they send me in emails is insane. These are mistakes that I must take time out of my day to contact them to get something changed in writing because I cannot do what they want because they couldn't fill out a form properly.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Ignoramus
nurses are idiots
well not nurses; nurse managers
user most managers are idiots

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Ignoramus
also, you're fucking new
recognize that not everybody is an HR expert and be prepared for their stupid questions so that you don't waste time

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SomethingNew
Whats the pay like?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BinaryMan

Great soft skills amirite?

Techpill
Techpill

@SomethingNew
HR is a girl career.

girlDog
girlDog

@BinaryMan
I had no idea they keep so much info on everyone
What's surprising?
I can understand SS number, job references, and other shit you put on an application.
But what good is that to you?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fuzzy_Logic
Fpbp

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Ignoramus
they couldn't fill out a form properly.
working an occupation that affects other people's lives

awesome society, eh?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@massdebater
because men are de facto rapists and women are victims

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lunatick
Nothing, Leonard. You know what you're doing. Fuckm all. Nothing can go wrong.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Lunatick
Casual and honest shitting where you eat.
Because you're still shitting where you eat.

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