Job markets look pretty grim

Flameblow
Flameblow

Job markets look pretty grim

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
I live in the middle of nowhere and literally every job posting like that is "100+ people already applied"

You have to go to university, go into a trade, or start a business with skills you learned yourself and an idea you have. There is no other way.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Not really when you consider probably 30 of that 100 only need specific hours to work because they just want a part time job in addition to their existing one, 20 people don't even speak English and thus their resume has been instantly trashed, 20 more have a piece of shit resume riddled in spelling and grammatical errors and 15 more can't even pass an interview with fidgeting, swearing or messing up in some way.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow
Job market looks grim
Grim
Goyim

The Jews are behind this one.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
This.

The jews are the reason why I'm a NEET and a virgin. They are subverting young women's minds into not having sex with me and refusing to give me a job.

Women are also huge whores but it's hard for me to get laid somehow. I don't know why.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
Women are also huge whores but it's hard for me to get laid somehow. I don't know why.

10/10

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Flameblow
job market looks grim
evidence is that a ton of people have applied to a part time fast food job

Topkek. You do realize that it is summer right? Tons of high school kids are applying to every fast food job there is. Places like McDonalds and Arby's probably get like 10 applications a day during the summer. Its always been like this. Have you been living under a rock?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
Besides, it's not even real competition as I pointed out.

Like half of these people just spam apply to jobs and already found a job by the time they even get called back for an interview, so there's half the competition.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
@JunkTop
source: my ass

Nojokur
Nojokur

@DeathDog

Clearly a single mom.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's just like when you're buying a used car and the guy says he has more than 100 offers already and you should probably act now because it's totally going to be gone like totally soon and stuff.

Use your head op. Assuming it doesn't break off inside your ass.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nojokur
Close. I am actually a single dad.

Spamalot
Spamalot

5,000 for a geologist jib here in Nova Scotia. Be glad you ain't a geologist we all fucked

idontknow
idontknow

@Harmless_Venom
How the fuck did you win custody?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spamalot
You could probably have 95% of geologists kill themselves and there would still be oversaturation.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@CouchChiller
women are huge whores and the only reason why people don't get laid is because they don't go to bars/night clubs looking for skanks.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Flameblow
You're right! There just aren't enough 'skilled' workers in the US.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Harmless_Venom
Pimp her for the welfare money dog

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Flameblow

Online applications are a joke.

I once spoke to someone who worked at Coca Cola in Atlanta. He said that when they post an online job posting, they usually get 2,000 to 3,000 applications before they take it down and start looking at candidates. After that a computer program filters the applications down to the top 100. Things like degree, college, similar companies, and key words are used for the filter process. Then the HR admin scans these 100 resumes for about 10 minutes, and picks the top 10 she thinks are the best. Then those 10 are given phone interviews. Then it's narrowed down to 3 or 4 who are given personal interviews, then someone is given a job.

Or at any moment during this process, someone at Coca Cola has a friend who is a good fit for the job and they will come in and interview and it will be given to them.

It's all bullshit man.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@idontknow
I didnt really. I have them half the time.

@happy_sad
Wink.

Inmate
Inmate

@PackManBrainlure
1. just copy and paste the job description into your resume so the computer filter picks up on the key words.

or

2, be a cool guy who everybody likes. one of your contacts will just give you a great job,

boom

6 figure salary. baller status (in south or midwest).

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CouchChiller
/pol/....is that you?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
@TurtleCat
@Fuzzy_Logic
More merit to this than you think. There are some on welfare that need a minimum number of job applications in the week to keep getting benefits too.

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