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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Things to do once I get rich:
Convince my father to suicide.
Torture my uncle and see him rage out like a 5 year old till he breaks and gets genuinely scared of everything.
Get away with all this.
Find a qt 3.14 six year old girl for my mother.
Cure my brother of autism.

Rule the entertainment industry
Rule the material resource industry.
Take control of a third world country and fix it.
Rule over the world with my philosophy full of standards.
Promote biology over technology.
Change the school and education system.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Buy kneepads

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Ignoramus
People like you don't get rich.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Ignoramus
buy a house in the woods away from people
have guns and shoot them whenever i feel like it
have private gym to work out in alone
have great internet tho i can't live without it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Ignoramus
Have my arch nemesis kidnapped and sedated continuously for like 1-2 years
During this time have him undergo sexual reassignment surgery.
.Once he's a woman, fuck him, then have him cleaned up to scrub all of my dna off of him.
Have him dressed up like a prostitute and dumped in an alley in NYC.
Enjoy paging through the file of pictures of his transformation and release while clutching a goblet of port wine.
One by one, toss pics into fireplace as I sit in my recliner; Light up cigar and signal my henchmen to execute everyone involved.
Buy a nice condo, no more than 300k. Nothing fancy, I just want a place I can have a dog and I don't want to mow any lawns.
Get into woodworking and make some furniture. Not for the money, but for the love of the skill and art of it.
Donate some time at a community center or maybe do some work for a church. I want to do something worthwhile with my extra time and not just run on a treadmill.
Put myself out there and find someone who I can share some new experiences with. Try to avoid gold diggers, though.
Hopefully leave something for my children. Not alot though. They need enough to help them become who they can be and not just spend my money.
Die happy? I can dream right?

Playboyize
Playboyize

take down all the companies that are exploiting the population
reform the education system so that it allows people to find and pursue their passions
host retreats so that people can connect with their inner spirit via meditation or psychedelics
live in the mountains and hang glide everywhere with a katana strapped to my back ready to fuck shit up at any time

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Buy a penthouse in my countries biggest city
drop half a million on clothes
go out and find vapid gold diggers
bring them back to my place
Fuck them
repeat steps 3-5
Give my boys cushy office jobs
make sure my dad and my sister never have to work again

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Ignoramus

get more rich

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Ignoramus

Good luck with all that! *Jerry Seinfeld voice*

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Ignoramus
buy a loft downtown Dallas, Chicago, DC, or New York
do more research on companies and stocks and shit and keep investing
probably get a part-time job to keep myself busy or start a philanthropy group to help out inner-cities

A nice cozy big city life is what I want.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BlogWobbles
floyd mayweather

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stupidasole
That's basically every African Americans dream ever to be fair
I literally lifted "give my boys office jobs" directly from a Dr Dre song

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PackManBrainlure
Picked Dallas like 1/2 hour before chimpout

Ya dun goofed

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Ignoramus
How exactly do you plan to get rich?

idontknow
idontknow

philanthropy, for the honest pleasure of actually helping people...
run for elected office
try to do actual good during this time, try to get classic liberal policies passed.
try to run for head of party/state
after dabbling in politics go back to making cash money

I wanna have power and influence. I want my name to mean something

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Ignoramus
Cure my brother of autism.

Maybe you should cure yourself first

Rule the material resource industry.
Take control of a third world country and fix it.
Rule over the world with my philosophy full of standards

And the poor lad suffers from delusions too! How sad

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@kizzmybutt
The guy who wants to buy the condo is the most realistic one here.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Buy and build nukes and then destroy the world

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
If a get a million dollars
retire on the spot
pursue personal goals
max out charity deductions on income tax
give it all to charity the moment I die.
100 million
live a lavish lifestyle while retired
run some businesses just for sake of pride
spend a ton of money on larger charity projects
encourage other rich people to not contribute to political causes by matching a few percent of their donations to charities of their choice, as long as they aren't political in nature
give larger percentages to people who donate more or have consistently not donated to political causes
this way, they spend less money funding campaigns and more money fixing the problems directly
leave wealth in a trust fund to do good after I am gone
for about 10 billion dollars
same things on a larger scale
especially the charity-encouraging stuff
leave an even more massive trust fund after I die
fit it with a rudimentary utilitarian AI that fires, hires and promoters fund managers/fund distributors based on merit and moral excellence
Around the 1-trillion mark, shit gets serious
distribute the ownership and management of capital to a large degree in an effort to end poverty
the 800 billion leftover goes into a trust fund to discourage monetary sabotage of democracy worldwide
pay rich people and potential future rich people some constant amount of money, but they have to sign a contract which says they will never influence a democratic election using money, and will allow particular standards of media coverage for any outlets that they own.
100 trillion
support georgism in a small nation as a trial case
completely fund the transformation, so we don't have to rob current land-owners
alternatively, give my 100 trillion in its totality to compensate landowners in a larger nation for a portion of their georgized natural resources
10 quadrillion
fund international georgism largely out of my own pocket
end poverty forever
leave massive trust fund to grow until needed

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Ignoramus
Have my own private den full of girls with gigantic tits that voluntarily do nothing all day but get high and drugged up untill it's time to fuck.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Ignoramus
Distribute vapes to everyone in the USA so we can literally be a vape nation

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
Convince my father to suicide.
Torture my uncle and see him rage out like a 5 year old till he breaks and gets genuinely scared of everything.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evil_kitten
jesus, what did he do to piss you off so much

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

90 million is all I need to reinvent the /co/ /v/ /mu/ /lit/ entertainment industry. I'd finally make some genuinely intelligent and imaginative content.

idontknow
idontknow

looking through this thread reaffirms my belief to never take any advice from this board

Snarelure
Snarelure

@idontknow
This desu senpai. Starting with me and mine, I want to give people jobs.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
No you don't city life sucks.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Ignoramus
tl;dr Become a cuck with no self respect.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Ignoramus
Lol, it's more likely you get crucified.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Need_TLC
By betting the Pope that if he gets crucified that he'll rise from the dead, the odds will be phenomenal.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Buy Veeky Forums.
Delete all video game boards.
Shut down /pol/ every Saturday so they can observe the Sabbath.
Shut down a random board once a week without notice.
Take donations to open the boards up again.
Fire all the mods and janitors.
Put an ad on reddit for new mods and janitors.
Make /fur/ for furries and /fem/ for feminists.
Require a Veeky Forums pass to post on all NSFW boards.

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot
Make /fur/ for furries and /fem/ for feminists.
Kill yourself

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