WHAT ARE SOME MANLY PRODUCTS THAT MANLY MEN WANT TO BUY IN THIS DAY AND AGE?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

WHAT ARE SOME MANLY PRODUCTS THAT MANLY MEN WANT TO BUY IN THIS DAY AND AGE?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Need_TLC

manly men

wrong decade, hotshot

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Soft_member

ANSWER THE QUESTION ANYWAY.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Need_TLC

ANSWER, BABIES.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
you're better off pandering to the nu-male cucks.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Need_TLC
Guns? Sales are through the Roof

viagrandad
viagrandad

Beard oil and accessories. Lots of numales have beards to hide their weak jaws. Plus they are fashionable again, so men who may have been cleanly shaven in the past are willing to grow out their beards now and want them to be well kempt

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@viagrandad
@Booteefool

I SAID MANLY MEN, NOT FAGGOT WOMEN.

@Lord_Tryzalot

NO FFL, MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
dude, getting an FFL is a cakewalk if you're not some gang bangin nigger

the only problem is if you're highly mobile, the paperwork and shit gets really gay

the only reason i don't have an ffl is because i'm lazy, i just buy and sell guns on armslist

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
I know of some shampo company that focuses on men's hair. They are called newmanrevolution or some shit like that. Seems decent enough I guess for shampoo.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

You're better off marketing to people who are insecure about their manliness or want to become manly.

Also, beard oil

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool

I WOULD RATHER SELL SOMETHING THAT IS OKAY IN EVERY STATE. NOT THAT I DON'T THINK GUNS ARE AWESOME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, BUT I FEEL LIKE IT'D BE A LOT EASIER TO SELL SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER FFL TO SIMPLY PICK UP, AND THAT'S IF THEY CAN EVEN BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

@Harmless_Venom
@Lord_Tryzalot

NO FAGGOT WOMEN.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Mustache combs.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Need_TLC
@Booteefool
Lol I got it:

Whiteboards with "I need feminism because:" already written onto it (permanently) in a fancy font.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Nothing
Consumerism is the antithesis of masculinity

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Anabolic steroids

takes2long
takes2long

Specialized 'tools' for random nonsensical purposes.

A drill attachment that's a vegetable peeler.
A pneumatic whisk.
A garden hose attachment for your mower so you can mow, bag, and water/fertilize while riding and drinking beer.
A vibrator that plugs onto a ratchet so you can tighten your girlfriend.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
@whereismyname
@takes2long

NO FAGGOT WOMEN.

@StrangeWizard

YOU'RE RIGHT IN A WAY.

@New_Cliche

ILLEGAL.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BlogWobbles
Then tighten your own prostate.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BlogWobbles
What's more manly than a properly maintained mustache? Shit, you even posted Armstrong, a paragon of manly mustaches.

You sure you're not the faggot here, son?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard

PRIMPING IS FOR WOMEN.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BlogWobbles
NO FAGGOT WOMEN how about you start selling kettlebells? I remember some website that sold kettlebells in the shape of gorillaheads and made a killing. Almost bought one.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nojokur
If you really believe that then why'd you go with Armstrong as your op image? The guy obviously waxes.

Also tools, preferably powered.

DeathDog
DeathDog

OKAY. MAYBE BEARD STUFF, BUT NOT GARBAGE FAGGOT SHIT LIKE BEARD OILS. THAT SHIT IS GAY AS FUCK.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Need_TLC
Mammoth Yogurt in man sized pots
I have not seen them on sale, they must sell out fast.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Why is Whey not here?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
FUCKING TOOLS AND LEATHER CASES FOR EVERYTHING
LEATHER CASE FOR A FUCKING COMB
LEATHER CASE FOR A FUCKING TOOTHPICK
LEATHER CASE FOR A FUCKING MAKE SHIFT HOBO STOVE
LEATHER CASE FOR ANYTHING SURVIVAL RELATED

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Need_TLC
Beer is the only they buy with any frequency.

Everything else is bought when it wears out and can no longer be fixed making them a shit consumerist demographic.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Harmless_Venom
HOBO STOVE
SURVIVAL RELATED
This, camping gear is also a good one. Rugged apparel is good too, Carhart sorta shit.

massdebater
massdebater

@Need_TLC
Press the key that says "CapsLock"

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