I have 18,000 dollars

Bidwell
Bidwell

I have 18,000 dollars. What's the fastest way to double it?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Get a job

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@lostmypassword
already got that one done. I take home ~1000 a week. Wat do next

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Bet it all on black.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
This.
Betting on black dominated sports is the only way to go.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
@Ignoramus
Double this. Buy stock of companies with black CEO s and a high percentage of black employees. They are a safe bet and will go up. Short white, long black.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Ignoramus
kek

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Bidwell
put it on black

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stupidasole
Short white, long black.
Thanks mom.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

MGT

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus

TO THE MOOOOOON

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Buy used cars between 5-10k flip them immedietly for 1-2k markup.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Deadlyinx
Give it to me. I'll double or nothing it.
I'll keep 20% of commission.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@hairygrape
Watches and listens to his mom talk about black and white penises

Cuck.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Actually with that much money you can skip the entry job of sucking dicks yourself and start hiring prostitutes to suck dicks for you and start reigning in income from your dutiful employees

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BunnyJinx
reigning in income
never change Veeky Forums

farquit
farquit

@Bidwell
Give it me via a trust trade and I'll double your money

100% legit I promise.
Paypal.me/jordn1

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Flameblow
short cuck
long bull

It all makes sense now.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Bidwell
selling crack

whereismyname
whereismyname

Put it on some penny stock trading at .0001 and hope someone buys it for .0002

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell

Go to a roulette table, wager all on red or black. The equivalent financial instruments to double a sum at the same speed will be just as risky.

@lostmypassword
kek

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@whereismyname
.0002
Try 0.200

Cryptocoins are amazing for +2000% gains, unlike real life stocks.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Bidwell
Fold it in half

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Bidwell
$18000 = 18000 condoms
$2 per suck
$36,000 return on investment
Investment doubled.

5mileys
5mileys

@PackManBrainlure
This is an extremely effective method, but chances if you do it a lot someone gonna notice and break your face in are pretty high

RumChicken
RumChicken

Get as big of a loan as you can based on your savings.
Say $100,000, at 4% p.a. interest.
Invest in something that gives you an 13% p.a. return or more.
In two years you have doubled your initial 18k.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@5mileys
No. Had roommates who did just that for their business, they did alright. Used cars are just a temperamental business - you can have a good eye and still get your share of shitty cars

takes2long
takes2long

@BunnyJinx
Hey if you had an even money bet on Serena, you'd have doubled that stack.

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