Do you think there are billionaires browsing Veeky Forums? Or is everyone in...

MPmaster
MPmaster

Do you think there are billionaires browsing Veeky Forums? Or is everyone in College/High School or some intern somewhere?

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Spamalot
Spamalot

lol billionaires don't have time to browse some shit board like /biggots/. we're mostly neets and plebs here.

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
Hi, Warren Buffet here, I browse Veeky Forums daily. Invest in Trump Coin for rapid ROI. Good day.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog

Want me to suck your cock?

takes2long
takes2long

@MPmaster

My family is pretty rich if that counts?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster
4 years ago my company got bought by a big software company and i have over $300million in mainly stocks with about $40million of that in cash and houses.
i browse /pol/ for news and Veeky Forums because it is interesting. i don't really do any work anymore. i get involved in the memecoins and some of the stock threads, but only for play money. just really to pass the time. i hold lisk, trumpcoin and bitcoin, sold all my waves, eth and dao.
i'm in my mid-thirties, single and live alone.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methnerd

Want me to suck your cock?

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
Billionaires, not a fucking chance. As the other guy said they're too busy and have zero reason to waste their time on this shithole.

There are probably a few millionaires on here though, but they probably inherited their wealth and browse very rarely.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Billionaires? None. Millionaires? Probably.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@MPmaster
My dear sir,
I would like to gain contact with you to discuss further business and capitalization opportunities.
best regards,
Mike Smith

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake

Want me to suck your cock?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Methnerd
has $300 million
buys shitcoins
Yeah.... nah.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Methnerd
you should have a better life with that much $. you need to go south america, take some ayahuasca, and figure out a better way to spend the limited amount of time you have left in this realm.

@MPmaster
i make ~90k/year at my job and finished college 8 years ago. i want to figure out how to make money without working and i enjoy the whole meme/millennial culture at Veeky Forums. you need to take everything you read here with a grain of salt tho.

there are alot of reputable sources out there for finance and business info other than a fucking 4chan/ anonymous msg board

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@RumChicken
that's cool dude, no one needs to believe me. it makes no difference. my money is managed by people who do it properly for a living and a fee. most of it is in the company that bought my company and i can't do anything with that for the time being. dividends and yearly profits are all reinvested.
my memecoins are just for fun.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
Nah

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster

I can personally verify that there are millionaires here, but i doubt there are any billionaire regulars just due to how few there are in the world (something like 1600 vs tens of millions of millionaires). maybe one of them stumbled upon it once, but i really doubt they would stay, as there is very little they can gain from it, unless they really really enjoy shitposting and don't like the other boards for some reason.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
I cant see how any millionaires would stay here either. There is like maaaaybe 100 people that post here regularly. It is probably the smallest board on Veeky Forums. Out of those 100 people, about 80 are NEETs, penny stock traders, and shitcoiners. This is by far the absolute worst business forum ever to exist. Seriously. The amount of (unsuccessful) shilling and autistic shitposting drowns out the incredibly rare post that might be actually useful for business or finance.

why are you here then?
Good fucking question. Time to make my exit.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Guys, I'm not a billionaire but made my first million at 30. I browse Veeky Forums daily. You will never, ever get rich buying crypto. Here's a free snack: buy iron.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
it's an interesting mix of topics that come up though, and an interesting mix of different people. for actual information you'd go to professional sources and read industry journalists.
Veeky Forums in general is a good mix of interesting things and total bullshit. biz is like being young and naive again. biz is like when you used to have hope.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad
This x 100

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

5 years ago my company got bought by a big software company and i have over $4560million in mainly stocks with about $405million of that in cash and houses.
i browse /pol/ for news and Veeky Forums because it is interesting. i don't really do any work anymore. i get involved in the memecoins and some of the stock threads, but only for play money. just really to pass the time. i hold lisk, trumpcoin and bitcoin, sold all my waves, eth and dao.
i'm in my mid-thirties, single and live alone.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@w8t4u
memecoins
pennystocks
how do I make money guis???
what jobs r gud???
is my degree shit???

I don't blame them. I don't even know why I'm on right now.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@GoogleCat
shitposting and watching others shitpost is fun, that's why i keep coming back and wasting my time

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BlogWobbles
Do you fuck prostitutes? How is your life?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass

That's why I bounce around all the boards, but I haven't seen any real sound advice on Veeky Forums in forever.

I understand the appeal of penny stocks, but if some of these faggots just did a tiny bit of research they could be making stable returns on normal stocks. I went in close to blind and still managed to pull off a 6% daily return.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
if i were a millionaire/billionaire why in the fuck would i waste even 1 hour reading Veeky Forums? Do you even know how much my life would be worth if i was a billionaire? DO YOU?

i would be busy getting my dick sucked constantly and puffing that kush, i would never ever waste 1 minute of my valuabe life to fucking read a comment that these peasents type on these boards.

billionaires barely watch youtube videos. " do they surf 4chan" kek ,do the math fucking imbecile.

5mileys
5mileys

8 years ago my company got bought by a big software company and i have over $4.5billion in mainly stocks with about $800million of that in cash and houses.
i browse /pol/ for news and Veeky Forums because it is interesting. i don't really do any work anymore. i get involved in the memecoins and some of the stock threads, but only for play money. just really to pass the time. i hold lisk, trumpcoin and bitcoin, sold all my waves, eth and dao.
i'm in my mid-twenties, single and live alone.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Boy_vs_Girl
Some of the tripfags are alright tho, but I haven't seen them around lately

askme
askme

the hero we didn't deserve

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
tfw $10,000 account value

Nojokur
Nojokur

@iluvmen
Can't read, jumps to conclusions
stay poor

Booteefool
Booteefool

@askme
This is why you put everything away and lock your desk when you leave the office.

You never know what the janitor will be snapping pics of to play rich on the internet.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
cuckstress

the correct term is cuckoldress

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nojokur
cant into reading comprehension
stay stupid

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@MPmaster
Do you think there are billionaires browsing Veeky Forums?
i think they're posting on /a/

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
I have the puss so I make the rules
guy implies he has money...
Want me to suck your cock?
Want me to suck your cock?
Want me to suck your cock?
Want me to suck your cock?
kek

5mileys
5mileys

@Methnerd
You should spend some of that money on weed and high-grade prostitutes if you haven't already.
Just think about it, you could fuck pretty much any porn star you want.
If you don't work and aren't building a family, you may as well resort to a little hedonism.

Inmate
Inmate

@MPmaster
here is how 2 making sex if U R rich fyi:

https://mic.com/articles/146844/leonardo-di-caprio-allegedly-vapes-and-wears-headphones-during-sex-lol#.UgTyEGe2p

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
So what are your hobbies? Would you be interested in your video game, cartoon series, tv series, music genre?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@happy_sad

I like to help people out in the resume evaluation threads, and to give people pointers on interviewing, or going into business for themselves.

I wish I still had the energy that most people here have, and I like to help people focus it on accomplishing things.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@happy_sad
What good business forums are there? Something that non-losers would use.

FastChef
FastChef

@Firespawn
user, if he had any of those hobbies, he would be browsing the appropriate boards.

girlDog
girlDog

If I was a multi-millionaire I would give the women in OP pics thousands of dollars to put me in charity and force me to eat her pussy until my tongue fell off.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@5mileys
i smoked weed almost daily for about 10 years before i was rich. people always talk about how they would smoke weed and bang porn stars, but it is pretty shallow. i've done it and it was good, but you have to mature a little. i've travelled and partied and taken drugs and had a good time, but you can't or maybe you shouldn't do it for ever.

@Firespawn
@FastChef
of course i have hobbies like everyone does, but the boards for those aren't really good on Veeky Forums. i go other places with knowledgeable people. cooking, surfing, making music, looking at paintings and photographs, infrequent travelling for particular reasons would be my hobbies.

@Nude_Bikergirl
ayahuasca
i have done psychedelics before, but to be honest i don't want to risk ayahuasca. what if it opens up things i don't want to know or deal with?
i have met people who are the grandchildren of very rich people who have let drugs and psychedelics become their driving factor in life and they are pretty empty and boring people. i suppose they are taking it to the extreme and it might just be me channeling some misanthropy, but it's not how i'd like to be.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Elon here,

I'm literally an insane shitposter.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Spamalot

billionaires are not racist

wew lad

whereismyname
whereismyname

@MPmaster
inb4 some billionaires actually shill for certain stocks in a mongolian chopping board

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

soros here

convert all your assets into euros for incredible gains. trust me

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methnerd
I'll teach you to be happy for $80 an hour

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I have over a million in assets, and I browse Veeky Forums pretty regularly... mainly the asx thread once in a while.
I just like the honesty, shitposting and anonymity. It's rare elsewhere.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evilember
Smart billionaires have lots of free time. If you're super busy, you're doing it wrong

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