You evaluate Apple's earnings report

farquit
farquit

you evaluate Apple's earnings report
Chad's thundercock makes her pussy contort

hairygrape
hairygrape

@farquit
what was the earnings report. i havent seen it

Techpill
Techpill

@farquit
you buy and hold three bitcoins
chad vigorously rubs her loins

Skullbone
Skullbone

@farquit
Chad fucks up, pops the conderoo
Chad now pays for child support
"yay, Chad, you graduated!! What are you gonna do now with that spanking new Gender Studies degree?"
Chad gets a job at some small T-Mobile
Chad makes $5,000-10,000 a month
only sees about 60%
He roommates with a group of his nu-male buddies who are either graphic designers, indie game devs, or """programmers""" looking to move to SanFran

Meanwhile, your making $250,000 a month because you found the trend between popular tech, oil resurgence, and pharmaceuticals.
yfw

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
you make $250,000 a month
she sucks up Chad's cum like a sponge

Flameblow
Flameblow

finally a good meme

you study Domodaran finance online hoping to become the next Buffet and download robinmeme
Chad goes to the library with her to study.... her vag

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@farquit
wheres my report user.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Skullbone
You know, people on this site like to say that Chads always land good jobs with just their charm, but most of the alpha guys I've known have wound up in situations like this, usually making minimum wage and rooming with stoners and dropouts.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
Too botched up, user. Try something like this:

you study Dromodaran finance
against Chad her hymen stands no chance

you wish you were like Warren Buffett
just thinking about Chad makes her wet

you download robinhood in hopes to make some cash
tonight her vag Chad will smash

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CouchChiller
trips
and talent
just world hypothesis: bunk

Skullbone
Skullbone

@farquit

implying you can't be Chad and trade/invest/whatever else.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Why the obsessive infatuation with chad? Focus on yourself. Pro-tip; thats what chad does.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@farquit
@hairygrape
@TalkBomber
still waiting on my report you cuck fetish degenerate motherfucker

MPmaster
MPmaster

you create a passive income
she's at Chad's house covered in cum

you wait to buy the dip
she has Chad's sperm on her top lip

you create an automatic trading system
Chad takes bitches home to fist 'em

you study the price/earnings ratio
she's giving Chad and his friends fellatio

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@MPmaster
Beautifully done, bravo!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Flameblow
@CouchChiller
Based Domodaran

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@farquit
Who is Chad? Why are you talking about "pussy"? Is this a shitpost?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Flameblow

old meme. used to be done with sasha grey.

She watches the movies of Jean-Luc Godard, Andrei Tarkovsky and Akira Kurosawa.
You went to see The Transformers in 3D

likme
likme

you investigate the trumpcoin meme
Chad is busy making her scream

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

you do something related to business or finance
Chad does something related to sexual relations with a woman

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