Alright I'll cut straight to it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Alright I'll cut straight to it. I'm coming into 300k cash through some unsavory means.

What can I do with it?

I'm saving up for grad/med-school and I have 5k saved up already.

I have loans I want to pay and I don't want to get audited so I need some advice.

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http://vancouversun.com/storyline/student-owns-31-1-million-point-grey-mansion
Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Buttcoin

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

unsavory?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Rent a room to one of your friends for highest possible price that makes sense for your city. It's perfectly normal for people to pay with cash for rent.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@kizzmybutt
If you wan to launder money, buy a house in Vancouver like everyone else.
The average detached house there is about $1.6 million USD, though.
Houses on the Westside (about 1/3 of the city) average about $3.2 million USD.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@kizzmybutt
Better call Saul.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CouchChiller
How is buying a house gonna help him launder money? No bank will give a student a mortgage for a million dollar house and buying such property for cash will raise a massive red flag.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@New_Cliche
You might find this interesting:

http://vancouversun.com/storyline/student-owns-31-1-million-point-grey-mansion

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@kizzmybutt
This looks like some shady meddling of fat cats in high places, not a way for OP to launder money.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure
Well that place was expensive, but there are still plenty of houses in Vancouver for under $5 million.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@kizzmybutt
Go to a casino. Buy 300k chips. Play a bit. Sell your chips back. Laundered.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@kizzmybutt
you do realise that the FBI patrols Veeky Forums

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
Currency transactions that occur within a single Gaming Day [...] in excess of $10,000 requires the completion of a Currency Transaction Report (CTR, FinCEN Form 112) and must contain enough information to accurately identify the individual(s) transacting the currency.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
Then go 30 times.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
Well, aren't you a clever little criminal mastermind. Yes, I'm sure the authors of the act didn't consider aggregates and you've found a perfect loophole.

girlDog
girlDog

@Need_TLC
They keep track of your transactions. If someone keeps coming and cashing out exactly $10k, they're gonna get suspicious.

Even going 31 times just under $10k would raise suspicion,

askme
askme

@kizzmybutt

You could say you sold virtual items in exchange for bitcoins. You'll have to pay taxes thou.
You could also say someone donated the bitcoins to you.

SniperWish
SniperWish

You can buy bitcoins for cash

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@kizzmybutt
Invest in the future.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@kizzmybutt
Help a brother out
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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@kizzmybutt
Is there anything you ever wanted to buy? Since you have cash go find someone selling and make them offers. Cash is converted into something you want and then you are squared.

You can also go and buy silver and gold coins from private sellers and then use that as a hard cash way to store your savings.

Maybe look into buying a small business or two. This would be particularly easy as you could find businesses for Anywhere from 5k to 50k USD this should be a no-brainer.

Land is always a good way to launder money too. Finding a FSBO with raw land that is offering a skewed contract for deed. Hand him a wad of cash, get the contract and then either sit on it or go to a bank to see if they will refinance the land.

Lots of ways brother.

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