Hey Veeky Forums

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

hey Veeky Forums,

I'm posting because I really need your help, guys. My gf just revealed why she works 12 hours a day and can't make energy to suck my dick. She confessed that ever since high school she had a credit card, that she maxed out until she was well fucked with debt. So basically she is 27 now and I don't know how much of that she is still having to repay or what not, but Veeky Forums what can I read, get or make her do to get rid of her debt so she quit 1 of her jobs and come satisfy my male needs????!!

BTW, I am actually pretty responsible with my money (which she hates whenever we go out), but can't be with someone who is really so dumb with their money.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Easy!
Pay her debts then acquire her ass.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx

Find a bankruptcy lawyer.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
Cool, I was thinking about that. Area they expensive? Do they guide the process for you?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BunnyJinx
try r9k.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi

That's generally a lawyer's job. Usually the first consolation is free, and you decide it if you want to go forward. Prices vary.

idontknow
idontknow

Don't pay her debts. Liquidate her trackable assets such as a car and bank holdings into cash and untrackable precious metals. Then have her declare bankruptcy.

She will be forever indebted to you after that as you'll have saved her from living on the street, and she'll have a bad credit history meaning she will further be enslaved to you.

likme
likme

So there is no way I can do it myself huh?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BunnyJinx
My gf just revealed why she works 12 hours a day

Because she's cheating on you.

and can't make energy to suck my dick.

Because she's cheating on you.

She confessed that ever since high school she had a credit card, that she maxed out until she was well fucked with debt.

Trickle truth + gas lighting, tl;dr: she's cheating on you.

Sounds like she has life all figured out. Lie to moron OP and get away with cheating, not having to fuck him and get him to figure out her financial situation all at the same time. Brilliant, really.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@StrangeWizard
nice dubs.

HAHAHA BEST ADVICE SO FAR!!!!!!!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@idontknow

Or ignore this guy and ask the lawyer if they take your car in bankruptcy knowing you need it for work, and how the court views people that sloppily hide assets before filing.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@kizzmybutt
But she doesn't ask me for money just bitches about having to work all the time.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd

Or ignore this guy and let the bankruptcy lawyer rape your girlfriends ass while you get none.

Implying selling a car and cashing out bank account before bankruptcy is illegal. You just need a cover story and an alibi. If you'd rather they rape your girlfriend however, by all means disclose everything she owns.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberburn
But she doesn't ask me for money just bitches about having to work all the time.

If you gave her money, she wouldn't need to work all the time, and then she couldn't cuck the ever living shit out of you - there'd be no plausible deniability at that point. Duh.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Firespawn

A bankruptcy judge who has done this every day for 25 years will buy your shitty excuse

Yes judge, I sold the car I take to work everyday and closed my bank account 2 months before filing because I want to get back in touch with nature. I promise it's not stashed in the ground as gold.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Damn guys, I came here looking for bankruptcy advice, but left with major skepticism about my relationship. Now I'm off to go read about this gas lighting and trickle truth stuff.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
Haha no problem summer fags

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@whereismyname

You're welcome.

/r/TheRedPill

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lord_Tryzalot
/r/TheRedPill

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten

Back to /r9k/

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
That's from where "redpillers" and "MGTOW" usually are though

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Harmless_Venom

Is that still a thing? I thought the only people who still stuck with this shithole website are in their late 20s, early 30s.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@w8t4u
doesn't understand TRP
doesn't understand /r9k/

Holy shit, is it summer? I can't tell.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BunnyJinx
Lookup "Captain Save a Ho".

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@RavySnake
Damn I'm gonna confront her soon, any advice what to ask her ?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BunnyJinx
marry her

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
Damn I'm gonna confront her soon, any advice what to ask her ?

This isn't the proper response. She will deny it, guilt trip you, gas light you further, etc. There is literally no point at all in confronting her unless you want her to pull one over on you yet again. Why the fuck would she tell you the truth? Lol.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
this. Figure oute things and make your plan but don't tell her. Once you have a decision just do eeeeettt fagget

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spamalot
@farquit
Fuck doodz, do all bitches do this?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fried_Sushi
Shamefurr waste of the coveted "Lucky 7s"...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Fried_Sushi
@Playboyize
Oh fuck me, I've inadvertently become the Chosen One...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize
witnessed

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BunnyJinx
and can't make energy to suck my dick
And that wasn't a red flag to you?

No sex = no interest in you
Debt = interest in your wallet
She wants to marry you for your finances, and since she has no interest in you she'll divorce you after some kids.

Don't even get involved in her finances. Say it's over, and cut all contact. This happens to an unbelievable amount of men. Don't think with your dick, use your brain.

@kizzmybutt
What he said.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperWish
@Spamalot
@farquit
@Nude_Bikergirl
@RavySnake
@Evil_kitten
@kizzmybutt
Ok I hear all you guys and am convinced completely, but, but,, but, what if;

1) I pull her ass out of debt and force her to pay her shit down
2)She quits her 2nd job
3)???
4)Profit?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ok I hear all you guys and am convinced completely, but, but,, but, what if;
1) I pull her ass out of debt and force her to pay her shit down
2)She quits her 2nd job
3)???
4)Profit?

Oh damn, you must be desperate (or trolling). Good luck to you.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fuzzy_Logic
You're clearly not convinced.

thanks for pulling me out of debt, you're such a nice guy!
im still not feeling it tonight
i think we need to take a break
It doesn't matter if you pay her shit or not, she won't suddenly change. If she's out of debt, she will think she can suddenly do better than you and leave. Save yourself the heartache.

Here's a better strategy I made for you
1) Dump her ass
2) Use your money to build a better life
3) Watch women come to you even though you refuse to give them any money

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Supergrass
hahaha fuck bro, you might be right.

The only reason I keep coming back to it is, she isn't all that pretty and she is kinda fat too *not extremely fat- just thick.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fuzzy_Logic

maybe she'll love me if I become captain saveahoe and stop fucking Chad in his cheap studio apartment :)

Get real you fucking faggot. You think if you help a fat bitch lose weight she's gonna stay with you? SAME THING.

I mean why are you even asking if you've already made up your mind mongoloid.

viagrandad
viagrandad

BTW just drank a 24 211, and got 2 more coming- DOWN THE HATCH WITH DEEZ BITCHEZ!!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Crazy_Nice
I don't want to brag but I am coming up on a large construction company, and I think my life is pretty good as far as what money can buy. But at this point I wan't to find someone to kick it with and fuck every now and then. I just ain't all that attractive.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@viagrandad
Nice pipe man. What are you smoking on? I use a bubbler and have been smoking a lot of OG or sativa.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lord_Tryzalot
I just feel like I am just realizing what all guys kno about women, and need to know how to prevent girls from doing it to me repeatedly.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
I just ain't all that attractive.

We already know that, otherwise you would have picked up on the red flags and dropped the bitch a long time ago.

Grow a spine and realize your value to women can sky rocket despite your physical appearance if you play your cards right. Stop texting her.

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
Over here in CALI, smoking that jack herer

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lord_Tryzalot
Haha you are right.

The first thing a fat chick would do once she loses her weight is explore her potential options, even if OP is out of her league.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Are girls on Tinder, OKC more likely to fuck around?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake

What do you think?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RavySnake
I usually meet people at school. This would be my first time meeting someone online. I guess Im going to have to get me some vietnamese wifey bitch

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RavySnake
Yes tinder girls are sluts if you're attractive. If you aren't it will take some convincing

5mileys
5mileys

Fuck Veeky Forums I just called her. And my drunk ass totally fucked it up

takes2long
takes2long

@whereismyname
You're in for a rude awakening. Simply put, you're fucked and you'll be entirely too skeptical to maintain the relationship given your current state of paranoia unless you swallow the redpill immediately. Either way, you'll end up swallowing the pill. It just depends on whether or not you realize that you're getting cucked. Nobody here is even memeing, which is the scary part. We just all know this game women play.

askme
askme

@BunnyJinx
Fuck this shit, im just going to spend the rest of my life devoted to my career and wellbeing. All bichez can go to hell!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
Who's life ever improved by stopping when they were doing great? Take the leap and keep it going. Make more money. Get more women.

You can rest when you're dead.

@5mileys
How would you fuck up cutting her out of your life? You didn't ignore the dozen posters telling you to cut her off, did you?

Now you've got no choice.

Inmate
Inmate

@5mileys
... m8...

@askme
Lmao. She alluded to it. Didn't she?

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
Fuck Veeky Forums I just called her. And my drunk ass totally fucked it up

You're either very, very stupid, or this is one of the most awkward troll threads I've been baited into.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fuzzy_Logic

/thread

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@askme
What if....?

We were all just getting a bit paranoid and she was actually having to work her ass off and actually loved you?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SomethingNew
We were all just getting a bit paranoid and she was actually having to work her ass off and actually loved you?

Being this naive.

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