I have 20 U.S dollars in my wallet

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I have 20 U.S dollars in my wallet

What would be the financially savvy thing to do with it?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

take it to the bank and ask them to break it for you into 5's.

congratulations. you've just quadrupled your money

viagrandad
viagrandad

Probably nothing desu senpai

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fried_Sushi
This.

massdebater
massdebater

@New_Cliche
Save it

Inmate
Inmate

@New_Cliche
Buy Powerball tickets.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@New_Cliche
Buy low, sell high

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@New_Cliche
Short DB

massdebater
massdebater

buy some cheap liquor,
go into a dumpster and get an empty liquor bottle
put half of the booze in the empty bottle, dilute with water
sell to minors for a wicked profit

likme
likme

Steel reserve is always a good investment

idontknow
idontknow

u.s. dollars
Redundant.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow

As apposed to the Australian, Canadian, Hong Kong, or Taiwan dollar?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@New_Cliche
Buy a gram of weed and sell 3 bags marketed as "half grams" that only weigh 0.3 grams a piece. Now you have $30. Take that $30 and buy a half gram of cocaine and split it into two bags weighing 0.25 a piece and sell them as half grams for $30 a piece. Now you have $60. Rinse and repeat until shot.

Techpill
Techpill

Go buy a sandwich?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@likme
Salty pennie water. That shit is keystone/natty-tier

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@New_Cliche

Buy a $20 lottery scratcher, dont be a pussy.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@New_Cliche

Buy a broken electronic item on Ebay and fix it and then sell it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@New_Cliche
Open a 1% apy bank account

Emberburn
Emberburn

Knee pads, Chapstick, a 40oz of cheap beer. Get to work.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@New_Cliche
If you need free crypto, which will get pumped, take a look at this thread /biz/thread/1380936#p1380936

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