What do you think you owe your parents?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What do you think you owe your parents?

I don't owe them anything. I told them tonight by the time I'm 30 I will take every single penny they've earned from them for treating me how they did for 20 years.

I will not help them at all and the moment I'm finished college they are dead to me, I will never speak or have anything to do with my family the day I graduate, I'll never ever speak to them after that day.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
Try r9k

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Carnalpleasure
Sounds like you need to retake English 101.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Carnalpleasure

i work for my mom and make like $200-$300/day

she can move in with me when she gets old and crazy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

warning: winner forex thread coming thru

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberburn
Try r9k

Try twitter

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why the fuck would you ever say that to them

Like, shay the fuck op

Ten points from griffyndore

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Thinks his parents have held him back
Graduating from college
Graduating
College

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Carnalpleasure
Didn't we already have this exact fucking thread around a year ago?

I would complain about Veeky Forums not recognizing this, but as casual faggot, who doesn't browse much, it's possible everyone else is even more casual then me.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus

Op is keeping copy pasta alive, so show some respect by playing along.

We can't laugh at newfriends if you guys keep telling everyone it's pasta

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
Fit is a lot easier to b8

Pic related, NEET-whining type pastas get them well. I tried this one a few weeks ago and needless to say I milked them like a fiddle

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

beat up dad at Thanksgiving
mom screaming
tie dad up in his favorite chair
"now you're gonna watch what I want you to see"
grab mom by her hair drag her on the table
food and turkey flies everywhere
dad is screaming now blood running down his face all over his shirt and precious chair
"w-what are you..?" Mom can't believe she's aloof in a daze like she always was when dad hit me
climb on top of her, throw her dress up over her face
"n-no you I"
her panties are off you now your jeans are almost off
dad is crying he knows what's coming
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

farquit
farquit

@Need_TLC

Two weeks ago, I had 3 height threads and 2 penis size threads going at the same time and all of them for over 100 replies

/fit/, /lit/, /mu/, and /pol/ are baby's first troll boards

/tv/ is harder because you're competing against 30 other shitpost threads

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
Lmao

I remember spending hours b8ing /pol/ daily before it got too big that my shitposts get flooded out and moderation actually came to existence.

Now every b8 thread I make gets deleted on sight in seconds, I don't get it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@haveahappyday

Pol has an sjw mod now or it's controlled by a third party like /b/

They let literal cuck porn stay up for hours, while my threads are deleted in minutes

The was a marketer in their saying that his company was paying moot to let them advertise and moot have them Veeky Forums passes. Boo idea hours true it is, but it would explain a lot of the selective shitposting that is allowed

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Shut the fuck up and get over it OP this isn't your personal journal this is the business board. Go frog post at r9k and leave us alone

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Raving_Cute
-_-

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@lostmypassword

comfy nice thread gets pinned
turk coup thread gets pinned

yeah /pol/ is super SJW

TechHater
TechHater

@Carnalpleasure
tfw poor
tfw make minimum wage
tfw parents are always asking me for money
always lived in the shit
never had a proper education
they fucked my life and keep doing it

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TechHater

make minimum wage

are you a nigger or a felon? look for a better job man you are worth more

likme
likme

@TechHater
Just invest and hold in a few different coins and hope they explode.
Also @Bidwell
, get a better job bro

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
I'm 38 and have the 8 grade, working since I was 14 just to pay utilities and food.

@likme
invest? with my €500 a month minimum wage?
what will I eat?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
Put $10 into different coins every month.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Carnalpleasure
Definitely a quart or two of motor oil.
I used some when I was last at the house, and never paid them back.

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