How can I make $500 by the end of the week with no starting capital?

StonedTime
StonedTime

How can I make $500 by the end of the week with no starting capital?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime

Suck 25 dicks a night for 20 dollars per dick

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
Take out a loan, hide the cash, declare bankruptcy

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn

Meant to say 3.57 dicks per night

Booteefool
Booteefool

Its virtually impossible "no starting capital". You need to think deeper.

Are you a desimbodied soul? If not, then your starting capital are your muscles, brains, tongue and body in general.

Can you lift? Do you know how to do daily home tasks? Do you know how to fix things?

Doing anything requires research. It will always be a matter of region, country, needs, but there are some needs thats universal. Food, for example. There is a world wide trend for healthy food.

Candies are other good option. Shit sells a lot because sugar is additcive.

If you really lack skills or whatsoever, maybe you should consider investing time to better yourself

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
Pedaling some form of good or service sounds promising.
I'm in shape, well above average strength. I have a working knowledge of computer hardware and software.
I'm not sure manufacturing candy is an option.
I'm interested in doing odd jobs for a relatively high payout (I only need $500, after all) but I'm not aware of any effective medium to market on
I tried Care.com and craigslist to no avail

iluvmen
iluvmen

Get some knee pads and get to work senpai

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@StonedTime

steal phones. break into homes. or start sucking dicks.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evil_kitten

Unfortunatly, the market works a lot more like a cassino, or a poker game, than anything else. Winning big will always be a matter of luck but you can work your way to win some small amount if you are playing right. Having good contacts, for example. If you are not social, start working on that right away. It will be the best investment you can do starting now.

Also get out of Veeky Forums to discuss business or ideas. Its hardly worth it. I think you got lucky today. I am a small businessman who was just chilling at /v/ and decide to take a look on this board

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@AwesomeTucker
lmao

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

borrow from a friend,family or loan shark. pawn some of your stuff. beg on the streets. b&e

TechHater
TechHater

literally start begging

beggars in good spots probably make more than the typical wage slave

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Go get some meth fronted the whole game is all based on fronts easy money man

Emberburn
Emberburn

suck 500 dicks at $1 each
suck 1 dick at $500
suck 2 dicks at $250 each
suck 5 dicks at $100 each

basically all it boils down to is how long you've been on nofap

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StonedTime
If you're attractive, you can always try camwhoring for money

Just be prepared to stick stuff in your asshole if you're a guy

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StonedTime
invest in kneepads

girlDog
girlDog

@AwesomeTucker
he's back

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@AwesomeTucker
Declaring bankruptcy on a $500.00 USD loan

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Gigastrength
I lold

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evil_kitten
Try task rabbit they have a shit tom of odd jobs for you to do you can stand in fucking line for someone and get paid

5mileys
5mileys

@StonedTime
Find a job that pays you $12,5 an hour, work 40 hours

w8t4u
w8t4u

@AwesomeTucker
is this a joke? if you don't have money, you still have to pay back during bankruptcy proceedings with your property (whether movable or immovable)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StonedTime
Find a pamphlet online about a world hunger donation thing. Go door to door with the printed out pamphlet and ask people to donate what they can, tax deductible donation of course. Easy $50/hour.

you're fucking welcome.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
I don't think this is true. I know a guy who went through bankruptcy and kept 10 acre property with his house, cars, a lot of other valuable shit, because the debt was unsecured. I would bet $500 would be unsecured.

WebTool
WebTool

@Fuzzy_Logic
So you suck 3 dicks and then half a dick?

Like someone has half their dick chopped off and you charge half the price or what?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@w8t4u
I'm assuming OP meant he had NO ASSETS

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
too much work

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Bidwell
find a $500 an hour job
problem solved

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Rob someone you'll need at least $50 invest it all into NXTD

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
not selling all your assets and putting the money in btc@lostmypassword

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Evil_kitten
@kizzmybutt

plebs ignoring the obvious lunar goldmine

NTDOY

Lunatick
Lunatick

@hairygrape
But even if the debt is unsecured, can't the creditor still sue the guy and get the court to force the borrower to sell off his belongings?

askme
askme

Write an app. And it doesn't need to go virale.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
They can garnish your wages but they cant make you sell your shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

buy KNPDS

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StonedTime
suck a dick for $20. Go to goodwill and buy kneepads, a wig, and lipstick. go suck a bunch more dicks but now you can charge more and not bruise your knees

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
And hold?

I heard earnings will come hard and fast, but others say it is a bare market

Methnerd
Methnerd

Rob a bank. You won't get caught if you do it right. You don't need a gun or anything either.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StonedTime
get a loan on credit

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